"Wakey Wakey sleepy head!" Chris was poking Autumn in the back. She mumbled and swatted his hand away and snuggled into the blanket.

Chris grabbed the blanket and yanked it off. Autumn still laid there face down and reached for the blanket that wasn't hair was all mussed up around her face. Chris looked her up and down before poking her again. "Come on! Wake up!" Chris shook her this time.

"HYA!" Chris was sent flying by Autumn punching him in the gut. "Stupid paparazzi!" Autumn saw Chris writhing on the floor.

"Oh! I'm sorry Chris!! You shouldn't have tried to wake me up like that! I'm not much of a morning person." She crouched beside him and helped him up.

"Thanks for the warning." He cried.

"Your welcome." She laughed.

"Just hurry up and get dressed. It's time to get to the mess hall. The campers are already awake." Chris was already dressed. He looked like a director. He was even wearing shades.

"Alright, I'm goin, I'm goin!" Autumn grabbed some clothes from her suitcase, opened the bathroom door and walked in.

She changed quickly, brushed her teeth and hair, then walked out fresh and ready.

"Lookin' good baby." Chris smirked.

"Yeah, yeah. Let's just go weirdo." Autumn followed Chris out of the bedroom. Chris walked out the door and down the stairs then turned waiting on her. She looked out side as she took the first step down the stairs. The sun was blinding and she missed her step, "WOAH!" She screamed. Chris caught her and laughed, "Easy, it's only the second day, are you already falling for me?"

Autumn mumbled a thanks and he put her down. Then she turned around to kick him in his shin. She walked to the cart and jumped in.

"Your so violent." Chris whimpered.

"I know."

We reached the 'cafeteria' and walked in. Chris was talking to the campers as I stood there with a plastered smile on my face for the camera.

"Welcome to day two of Total! Drama! Action!" He said it all in his dramatic host voice.

"Are you going to do that all the time?" Duncan asked.

"Yes. Yes I will." Chris smiled.

"Alright then." Duncan shrugged.

"Today's movie genre: ALIENS!" Owen, Trent, and Duncan had excitement written all over their faces. "Our unpaid interns have been hard at work figuring out what makes an alien movie successful. Chef?" Chris extended his hands to chef.

Chef was stirring his mystery soup as he spoke, "You got three basic rules. Aliens want to take over the world and start making lots of baby aliens. Then people fight back. And the military falls. Yo Chris, where's my paycheck at?"

Chris cringed, "It's in the mail!" Chef glared at him and held his butcher knife up. Autumn laughed.

"Today's challenge: Find an alien egg and return to home base before momma alien finds you!" Chris extended his hands toward Autumn. She held up a map.

"The two fastest get to pick the teams this season." Autumn spoke for the first time since she walked in.

"Sorry losers but no ones knows alien movies the way I do. The more obscure the better." Duncan smirked.

"I'm gunna blend up those no good aliens and have them for breakfast!" Gwen was obviously quoting something… Autumn hoped.

"Dude, alien chunks is my favorite alien movie of all times!" Duncan said excitedly. At least she was quoting. Autumn shook her head.

"Me too! I've seen it twenty seven times!"

"Fifty three!"

"You'll be tough to beat but I have my lucky charm." Gwen smirked.

Trent jumped in, "I like that movie where the aliens take over the government." Then he started to poorly act like an alien. "Take me to your leader." He was obviously trying to impress Gwen. Autumn felt bad for the guy.

Duncan laughed, "Oho, dude you are so going down."

"It was a good movie!" Trent said in defense. "Right? Gwen?" Trent's eyes got big and sad music started playing.

"Ah… ok this is kinda awkward." Gwen looked away.

DJ raised his hand, "Yo Chris, you got some lazor shooting monster playing momma alien?"

"Not quite." Chris smiled. Chef walked out in an alien suit.

"You call that slime? Make-up! More slime over here." Suddenly slime was poured over Chef and covered the alien suit.

Chef could only glare, "I hate my life."

"Here are your GPS devices." Chris motioned to Autumn. She pulled out some GPS devices and handed them to Chris.

"They are complete with maps of the film lot." Autumn explained.

Chris tossed the GPS's to everyone. "Find the alien eggs, but be careful. Because today your all on chef's menu!"

Chef laughed maniacally. Autumn was inching away from him.

Then everyone left. Chris and Autumn were left alone again.

"Well that was interesting." Autumn came out of the kitchen with her breakfast. She was starving.

Chris laughed, "I know."

"So what do we do?" Autumn asked.

"First we go to the computer room. Second we watch the fun. Third we could always make out." Chris counted on his fingers.

"Sure to the first. Sounds great to the second. You wish to the third." Autumn glared daggers.

"Ok, ok I was just kidding! Follow me." Chris motioned for her to follow so she did. They appeared in the computer room and he flipped on the screen. They could see everyone walking around with their little lazor guns.

Suddenly Leshawna stops and looks into an empty room with a fake mirror. She shivers, "Can you feel that? It's like there's something in there, cold as ice with no soul."

Autumn laughed so hard she almost spat her bacon everywhere.

"Thank!" Chris laughed evilly, "Now take that!" he pressed a button and steam shot out nearly hitting Harold. He jumped into Leshawna's arms. She gave an exasperated look.

"Now this is good. Breakfast and a show." Autumn sat down in another chair. She finished her bacon and licked the crumbs off her lips. She saw Chris staring.

"Um. What is it? Is there something on my face?" Autumn began wiping her face off.

"No, It's just… I've been wondering." Christ started.

"About?"

"Do your lips taste as good as they look?"

Autumn's eye twitched, "Nice Chris…" Autumn looked to the screen and crossed her arms. Inside she was laughing at such a cheesy joke. Chris is cute and all but she swore not to get into another relationship anytime soon. Especially, after her last one. And especially because Chris is so arrogant and self-centered. He wouldn't be the best choice for a guy anyway. He wouldn't even know how to treat a woman.

About twelve minutes passed. Autumn was spinning around in her chair and Chris was laughing at the screen.

"Well doll face. Let's go."

"Where are we going?"

"We are going to drop some slime bombs on the three who got out with the eggs." Chris laughs and puts on a camo hat, "I should wear camo more often."

"Ok then." Autumn got up and followed him out.

They jumped in a Helicopter and flew around to the three who made it out. After Chris talked to the three for a bit and dropped the bombs he grabbed Autumn, "Hey wait!" Then jumped from the helicopter.

"AHH!!!" Chris pulled a string and a parachute flew out.

"Phew…" Autumn saw she was really close to Chris. Too close. She let go of him but he still held her up.

She looked down and saw Trent give Gwen her necklace but she put it on him and told him he could keep it for good luck. 'AWWWH' she thought. 'How sweet…'

When they hit the ground he dropped her on her butt, "AGH!" and then walked over to Duncan, Trent, and Gwen.

"You three gave it a valiant effort. But your still losers!" Chris laughed. Autumn hit him in the back of the head, "Jerk."

"Ow!"

Trent scowled then smirked, "Not so fast Chris! Looks like my good luck charm is working already! Gwen meet you at home base!"

Chef went to grab Trent but missed, "I'll get you next time!" he gave a frustrated noise.

Chris walked over to Chef, "Cant you do anything right?"

Chef yells at him, "Where's my money? Hm? Give me my money!!"

Chris cringes and runs off. Autumn shook her head and walked toward 'Home Base'.

By time she got there she heard Chris telling Gwen and Trent they are going to be on separate teams. Even she gasped. She caught up and stood beside Chris.

"After we vote off two cast members in the most thrilling gilded Chris ceremony yet," Everyone gasps, "Yes you heard me I said two! I'm liking the two's today. Must be Tuesday." Everyone rolled their eyes, including Autumn, and a cricket chirped. "Yeah, I don't get paid to write this show." He shrugged.

Later on that night they all gathered around for the 'Gilded Chris' ceremony. Autumn was dressed in brown short shorts and a black shirt with sleeves to her elbows. She was carrying the tray of twelve Gilded Chris'. She rolled her eyes and walked around on the stage.

Then crappy music began to play. Autumn was infuriated he was hogging the spotlight. She wasn't even on the picture thing that played before the ceremony started. She was mumbling to herself, "Stupid, arrogant, self-centered, narcissistic, bonehead."

Finally Chris walked on stage.

"Speak of the devil." Autumn mumbled through clenched teeth. She was grinning brightly to the camera.

"It's time to cast your votes. Under your seats you'll find your voting devices. Just press the button of the person you want voted off. Oh and no peeking or its nana nana nana nana hey hey hey goodbye!"

Autumn slapped her face with her free hand. Chris was so embarrassing.

Chris laughed. "The votes have been cast. If you get a gilded Chris it means you are safe. And the gilded Chris' go to… Trent. Gwen. Harold. Duncan. And Izzy."

"It's E-scope!" Izzy shouted.

"Fine. E-scope. Lindsay. Justin. And Beth are also safe. So is Owen my man."

"Ahh, Thanks Chris!" Owen laughs. "And thanks Chef for doing what the prunes couldn't." Autumn gave a very weird look.

Chef appeared behind her. "Don't ask…"

Chris continued, "Next is DJ. Surprisingly Heather. And last but not least, Leshawna."

Bridgett and Geoff were shocked.

"I thought you guys liked us?" Bridgett said.

"Like being the operative word." Duncan answered.

"Any final words?" Chris asked.

Bridgett and Geoff just shrugged and started making out again.

Everyone started complaining or saying goodbye. Then they both made out all the way to the LAME-O-sine.

Back to the ceremony. Autumn took the microphone "Who will Gwen and Trent pick for their teams? Will Izzy ever answer to her actual name? Will Own finally get some lunch."

"Thank you!" Owen cried.

"Tune in next time for another exciting episode of-" Chris jumped in front of Autumn and finished her sentence, "Total! Drama! ACTION!"

"And we're done." The camera man said.

"Camera hog!" Autumn yelled at Chris.

"Hey you were the one who took my lines!"

"YOU DON'T HAVE LINES IDIOT!"

"Still! This is my show!"

"'OUR' show now! And FYI you look ridiculous in your blue monkey suit!" Chris and Autumn were at each other's throats.

"Fight! Fight! Fight!" Duncan chanted.

"My money is on Autumn." Trent said to Gwen. She nodded.

"I concur." Owen added. His stomach began growling.

Chef came over and pulled them apart. Autumn huffed and turned away.

"OK guys go have dinner and then get some rest. We have more challenges." Chris stomped off.

Autumn walked the opposite way and stopped. "CRAP!! HE'S MY RIDE!!" She turned just in time to see Chris driving off in the cart. Chef was gone and so were the camera crew.

"Great…" she grumbled and started to walk to the trailer she shared with Chris. It took her at least thirty minutes to get there. She slammed the door when she walked in and opened the door to the bedroom. Chris was standing in the middle of the room in a white bathrobe. He turned around and saw Autumn. His muscular chest was exposed and his face was covered in facial screamed and covered her eyes earning her a face full of wall.

"I'm sorry my good looks hurt you." He laughed and walked over to his bed.

"Yeah, keep lying to yourself!" Autumn rubbed her forehead and stood up. At least he exercises and keeps in shape. She grabbed her night clothes and went to the bathroom to shower.

After that she hit the bed and instantly fell asleep.