Harry Potter & Co Go to the Grocery Store

by SugarSugarHyperLolly

This is basically just Harry Potter and co. deciding to go to the grocery store. it's random humor mixed with some inside jokes between friends whom are in here as well so if u like strange spastic humor with no real plot line then ull like this. :

9. Chapter 9

Harry Potter & Co. Go to the Grocery Store

I don't own anything. All courtesy of JK Rowling!

Ps. This whole chapter mostly requests from things people want to see. So it may be a little scattered J

Chapie 9

They come up to the doors of the Wal-mart and they go inside. All of a sudden the doors slam shut and lock behind them.

Ron: Hey what the hell is going on here?!

They look at the doors to see Draco standing outside pouting.

Hermione: What the hell Draco?!

Draco: I'm not opening the doors till I get to sing a song with everyone, and not get hit.

Hermione: No!

Angee & Maci: Oh come on Hermione! It's just one song. Pleeeeeeease.

Hermione: Fine! But only if I get to pick the song.

Draco: Yay!

Draco opens the doors and walks in.

Draco: What song?

Hermione: *mumble mumble*

Priscilla: What?

Hermione: The Water Buffalo Song.

Everyone: *blink blink* Like from Veggie Tales?

Hermione: Yes…..

Draco: Ok! Everyone together now!

Everyone: Everybody's got a water buffalo. Your's I fast but mine is slow. Where'd we get them I don't know. But everybody's got a water buffalo. I took my buffalo to the store. Got his head stuck in a door. Spilt some lima beans on the floor. Cause everybody's got a water buffalo!

Angee: Look! There's one! *points at Byron*

Scott: Nope, that's a dog.

Harry: ENOUGH! SUBMIT!!!!!! WE CAME FOR THE MAGICAL POOL ACOOTRAMENTS!!! ONWARD!

Maci: I want tuna. I'm hungry for your special tuna Angee.

Angee: Ok.

Angee disappears behind an isle for a few minutes before returning with a bowl full of tuna.

Angee: Here you go.

Maci starts chomping down like there's no tomorrow.

David: So what is the special ingredient anyways?

Angee: Whaley.

Chris looks over and sees little pieces of paper mixed in the tuna.

Chris: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! WHAAAAAAALLLLLEEEEEEEYYYYYY!!!!!!

Chris snatches bowl from Maci and starts smearing the tuna onto his tear stained face.

Chris: WHY?! WHY WHALEY?! HE WAS SUCH A GOOD LITTLE NARWHALE!!

Angee: He looked tasty so I put him in the mix.

Chris: NOOOOOO!!!! *runs off with bowl in hand*

Chelsea: *walks over* What was that?

Maci: Tuna.

Chelsea: Ewah!

Maci: I like tuna….. But I prefer salmon.

Chelsea: Ewah!

Maci: Well no one asked you to eat any.

Angee: I like sepsis.

Sam: Um….. Angee?

Angee: Yes Sam?

Sam: Nevermind.

Luna: I want to ride the slip-n-slide.

Everyone except Chis (who is mourning the loss of his pet): OK!!!

They all finally head to the pool toys isle.

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Well that's it for chapie 9. Hope you enjoyed! Plz read and review!

IN LOVING MEMORY OF WHALEY

You will be missed!