Holy crap, you guys ask a lot of questions.
Since it's kind of hard to keep updates frequent when there's a lot to write, I'm gonna have to ask you guys to ask a MAX of 3 questions. Cause...this episode/chapter alone is a little over 10,000 words. But I had fun, of course, writing it. The ending's a bit rushed, because I was on a bit of a deadline.
So like I said, 3 questions MAX. I'm really glad this is so popular, though, thanks for all your wonderful support! I'm sorry it took a couple days to get this one up.
Enjoy and review and leave questions!
(Opening theme song)
Me: Hey folks! Welcome back and thanks for joining here for an...
Everyone: Interview With The Vampire Slayers!
W: Where you see the best and worst in all of us-
K: Learn a lot about Faith's sex life-
D: Gather all the necessary reasons to receive therapy-
X: Get your daily dosage of Buffy and Cordelia catfights-
AY: And watch Xander drool.
Me: I guess that's really all of it. Well then, it seems like there's a lot of questions for today's episode of the show. And a good amount of them are for those of you that aren't Buffy and Faith.
F: I don't suppose that means me and B could skip out, huh?
Me: Sorry. You still have questions to be answered.
(F sighs)
F: Fine.
Me: Okay, so we'll go ahead and start with Buffy, like we always do.
B: And why is that, exactly?
F: I explained it last time, baby. Remember?
(B rolls eyes)
B: You made some not-so-vague reference to sex, yes, but no explanation.
S: And yet, it will still go on as bloody planned.
(B rolls eyes again)
Me: Sorry, Buffy. It just makes more sense that way, in some weird way. Alright, since there's so many, we better get started! The list of the questions for Buffy please!
(Crewman hands over list)
Me: Thanks! Okay. From Heartbrake Angel...
(drum roll)
"Have you ever thought of dying your hair (again) but darker?"
(B subconsciously brushes through her hair)
C: You really should. It'd be an improvement.
(B scowls)
Me: From Wikked Wolfie...
(drum roll)
"So...how's Faith's tongue?"
(F chokes)
(B blushes)
(X whoops)
(D smacks X)
X: OW! Dawnie!
D: Perv.
Me: From QuitersxNeverxWin...
(drum roll)
"So have you ever thought of getting a tattoo? If so, what and where?"
Me: A comment from FallenSoldier15...
(drum roll)
"You are a great woman but please leave Dawn alone. She's not 5 anymore she's 23. She can take care of herself and if she was in trouble she has the gang for help."
(D jumps up excitedly, pointing at the screen)
D: See Buffy? That's what I'm saying! You see?! See?!
AY: She has eyes, Dawn, and by the direction she looking towards, I'm sure Buffy can see it just fine.
(B ignores them)
Me: And lastly, from She's Hearing Voices...
(drum roll)
"Do blondes really have more fun?"
B: That's not too many.
Me: There are a couple more for both you and Faith, which is going to be saved for the very end of the program.
B: Oh.
F: See? Vanilla to kink to perfection.
(B is sarcastic)
B: Oh yea. I definitely see it.
AY: There you go, Dawn. Buffy's eyes do work.
X: Why so cranky, Buffster? Wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?
(AY gives X a strange look)
AY: There's a right and wrong side to Buffy and Faith's bed?
X: Uh...no, An. It's...It's just an expr-
(AY turns to B & F)
AY: How do you know which side's wrong? Or right? Because if waking up on the wrong side means being cranky, like Buffy is today, does that mean Faith woke up on the right side and therefore not cranky? But that wouldn't make sense because then they'd alternate being cranky and not cranky, but that can't be true. I've seen them when they're both cranky, and it certainly isn't a pretty sight. I mean it can be very amusing, sometimes you have to watch and wait for it to get good; I'm expecting eye-gauging and hair-pulling sometime during their next few fights.
(Everyone stares at her)
F: An, you really are strange.
AY: You know, I've heard that a lot, but I just don't see where anyone could've gotten that idea from.
Me: Well I guess we can't really fight that logic. So Buffy, let's go ahead and answer the first question, which was:
"Have you ever thought of dying your hair (again) but darker?"
B: Hmm. As you mentioned, my hair was darker for a couple years when I was younger. Kind of a light red/brown-
C: Okay, so that was the only time I thought the blonde looked better.
(B glares but continues)
B: -but even darker than that? I don't know. I can't say I put too much thought into looks nowadays.
C: Oh it's evident.
(AG glances at C)
AG: What's up with you today? You're not usually this-
B: Bitchy? You did miss the high school years of her life, Angel.
(C ignores B and turns to AG)
C: I know. I just love messing around with her. Play down the ego trip she's always having.
F: I think it'd look hot.
C: The ego trip?
F: Nah, the hair. Dark brown.
B: We'll see. And Cordy, I seem to remember someone else who was all about the power trips.
(B looks pointedly at C)
(C waves it off)
C: I meant after high school. Besides, I still looked good. Oh, and I knew when to stop. You usually need a ramming from a Mack truck to get it.
AY: Was that still back in the high school years? Because I don't remember ever having to hire Mack truck to ram into her small and fragile body. That wouldn't be reasonable at all. You'd have a dead Slayer, and a lot less money than you originally had.
B: Equal footing with money; that's me.
W: That's not true, Buff-
AY: Of course it's not. I have Slayers at my beck and call, but I actually have to work to earn money.
(B glares)
(X withers)
X: Sorry, Buffster.
(X turns to AY)
X: Honey, remember that talk we had? About the censoring what you say? You might want to start that...about now.
AY: Why, did I say something wrong?
Me: Okay! So second question for Buffy:
"So...how's Faith's tongue?"
(F chokes again)
(B flushes)
S: Yes, Slayer, all of us over here would like to know.
(D waves her hand)
D: Uh, hello! Not all of us.
AY: Why so concerned about just her tongue? Last time I saw it, which was when she was licking her ice cream in a strangely erotic fashion, it seemed pretty healthy.
X: An!
AY: What? Am I wrong?
(AY turns to F)
AY: Is your tongue unwell?
(F looks startled)
F: Hunh? No, my tongue's fine...
(F pauses before smirking)
F: Though I guess it's not my liberty to be answering that question. B?
K: Yes, Buffy, how is her tongue?
(B looks indignant)
B: It's pretty amazing, I'll have you know. Next question, please.
Me: Alrighty, the next one is-
X: Hey hey hey, just hold on there, Buffster, you can't just leave it at that!
S: Exactly what I was thinking. Go on then, love, feed us with some details.
(G massages his temples)
G: Dear lord.
(AY pats his arm reassuringly)
AY: Last time I checked, there is no God. I know that humans tend to get very attached to their beliefs, so I'm sorry to have to break down your spirits like this. But it had to be done.
(G looks confused)
G: Ah...yes, Anya. Thank you...I suppose.
AY: No problem.
B: I'm not going to give you details! I already told you it was good, what more do you need?
(F winks)
F: Come on, B, you know what they want. Photos. Maybe some videos, too.
X: She read my mind!
B: Yea, well too bad! Next!
(X & S grumble)
Me: Okay then. Next one is:
"So have you ever thought of getting a tattoo? If so, what and where?"
(B opens mouth to speak, but F jumps in instead)
F: Oh she's gonna get a big heart with my name in it on her ass. It's gonna be wicked cool.
(B gives her annoyed look)
B: That's only happening if you knock me out and do it yourself. And if you do that, I'll do the same to you-
F: Sounds good to me.
B: -except I'm gonna tattoo the word 'BITCH' across your forehead.
(F sighs dejectedly)
F: Fine, fine.
(S sniggers)
S: You might have to add the word 'Buffy's' above the 'BITCH'.
F: Kiss my ass, Spike.
(S bows)
S: Gladly.
F: Just go to the next question before I accidentally ram a nice sturdy stake through William's bony, undead chest.
Me: Well I guess some of us wouldn't want that, now would we? Alright, so the next one was a comment:
"You are a great woman but please leave Dawn alone. She's not 5 anymore she's 23. She can take care of herself and if she was in trouble she has the gang for help."
D: I repeat, see Buffy? How come they know but you don't?
B: Because you're my little sister, and for as long as we're both alive, it's going to be that way.
(D whines)
D: I'm 23!
(B crosses her arms)
B: You could be 63 for all I care, you're always going to be my baby sister and that's that! Thank you and next!
(B glowers)
(D scowls)
Me: Okaaay then. Let's bring up the last question for Buffy, which was:
"Do blondes really have more fun?"
(Everyone except B & S & AY scoff)
Everyone except B & S & AY: No.
B: Well excuse me, I really think that us blondes-
K: Are incredibly stupid?
(B glares)
B: No, we have all kinds of fun!
(C rolls eyes)
C: Like what?
B: You know...really intense, fun. Like...like...
(B glances at S)
B: Tell them, Spike.
S: What? Me?
AG: Is there another Spike in this vicinity?
(S bares teeth)
S: Shut up before I do the world a favor and stick a spikey piece of wood up yours, Peaches.
(Silence)
F: Peaches, huh? So you must be 'Cream'?
(S realizes his mistake)
S: Bloody hell, that's not what I...I mean it's not like...oh, bugger.
C: Gay.
K: Homo.
W: Definitely some UrST.
B: Strangely enough, I can see it.
(X clasps hands to ears)
X: Don't wanna know, don't wanna know, don't wanna know...
D: Now you get how I feel.
G: I am in complete agreement.
(AY suddenly starts laughing uncontrollably)
AY: Oh I get it! Peaches 'N Cream! That's funny. You're very funny, Faith.
F: Thanks An.
(AG rolls eyes)
AG: At least one of us finds the funny in these things.
(B point excitedly)
B: There, see! Anya's blonde-
(AY looks irritated)
AY: What is wrong with all of you? We can all see, and they know I'm blonde. There's no reason-
B: -and she finds the funny in things. There's the fun.
(Cue crickets)
(B sighs and turns to S)
B: That really wasn't a good example, was it?
S: 'Fraid not, love.
B: I give up.
K: Finally. Besides, brunettes find the most fun.
C: And we're much sexier.
F: Damn straight.
Me: Right. I would agree, if I wasn't bound by interviewer rules to be objective about everything. Therefore, I'll be moving onto the next questions, which are for Dawn. There's quite a few.
D: Yay me!
Me: Alright, so from ToryV...
(drum roll)
"Dawn, your Buffy's little sis. I'm pretty sure you have some awsome dirt on her. Sharing is caring right?"
(D gives toothy grin and rubs her hands together)
(B pales considerably)
Me: And also from ToryV...
(drum roll)
"Hows that therapy bill going?"
Me: From Heartbrake Angel...
(drum roll)
"How long do you think you'll need therapy?"
Me: From xXAngel of fireXx...
(drum roll)
"What is your sexuality?"
(F quirks eyebrow)
F: Good question.
Me: From jinxgirl...
(drum roll)
"What is the kinkiest thing you have ever done?"
(K smirks)
K: Dang, Dawnie. These people are actually interested in your scrawny ass.
D: Bite me.
K: You wish.
Me: And lastly, from She's Hearing Voices...
(drum roll)
"How do you really feel about Buffy and Faith being in a relationship?"
(F whistles)
F: Got a lot of questions, huh, Squirt?
(B is indignant)
B: She got more than I did!
G: Oh heavens me, it must be a conspiracy.
B: That's what I'm saying.
G: Sarcasm, Buffy. For one who uses it so often, I would hope you'd be able to pick up on it.
B: Oh.
Me: So, Dawn, first question was:
"Dawn, your Buffy's little sis. I'm pretty sure you have some awsome dirt on her. Sharing is caring right?"
(B is stern)
B: I don't think so.
(D ignores her)
D: It's funny. You'd think I had a lot of dirt on her, and I would, if Buffy's dirt didn't keep being exposed to just about everybody. Everything just spills out and any good blackmail material I have? Just goes bye-bye. It sucks.
(B lets out relieved sigh)
D: But I have cutesy old dirt on her. Like, she used to suck her thumb until it got all wrinkly, she danced around in her underwear, and she used to have this little diary in her drawer where she kept her secrets-that-aren't-so-secret. And the way she used to write in this thing! Most of the entries started off with "Oh my god!"
B: I was a teenager!
F: I was too. I never ran around shrieking "Oh my god" everywhere.
W: Nope, you didn't. It more like, "Five by five, Red. Wicked cool shit, man, what up?" Or something along those lines.
F: Pretty much.
X: You forgot, "SEX SEX SEX!"
K: She still does that now.
D: Okay, let's get back to me, please.
F: Hogging the spotlight much, Pipsqueak?
(D puts hands on hips)
D: Well it's not everyday I get the spotlight, Faith. Most of the time it's on Buffy, even when she doesn't want it!
Me: Don't worry, you're having your moment now. Bask away...while you answer your second question:
"Hows that therapy bill going?"
(D scoffs)
D: If these people would own up and donate some money to the therapy fund, I'd have one. But I don't.
K: You don't need therapy.
D: Yea? Well you don't have to live with three incredibly horny couples on the same floor. Why, you ask? Because you're one of those people! And all the details about Buffy's sex life? So unnecessary for me to have to hear.
W: So close your ears.
AY: Honestly, Willow, you can't close your ears. That's not even possible. What a ridiculous idea.
(W shakes her head)
W: Fine, I meant block your ears, Dawn. You don't actually have to listen if you don't want to-
D: But that's the thing!
(AY jumps and looks around)
AY: Where?!
D: If I do just not listen, then I might miss something important!
K: Then man up and stop whining.
(D pouts)
D: I'm not whining, I'm just stating it in a dragged out, high-pitched fashion.
C: AKA, whining.
D: Whatever. Next question please!
Me: Alright, the next question was:
"How long do you think you'll need therapy?"
(D nods solemnly)
D: For a long time to come.
S: Oh please. You females are such a bloody over-dramatic lot.
D: Excuse me?
F: Whoa, whoa. Watch where you put those labels, Billy Idol.
B: Yea! What she said.
K: And...what they all said, I guess.
S: Sodding bunch of whiners, aren't you?
F: Watch it, Bleach-boy, or we'll sic Angel on ya.
(AG looks startled)
AG: What? You will?
(C smirks)
C: Oh, I don't know, Faith. That might be what he wants.
(W blushes)
W: Oh goddess.
X: Augh! Still don't want to know!
AY: Well I'm not sure if I should be pleased that you don't want to be bombarded by images of gay men, or if I should be concerned because excessive homophobia is the first sign of homosexuality.
(X's jaw drops open)
(K & C snigger)
X: Wha...y-you...I-I'm not...
(Pause)
W: Gay?
(X jumps)
X: Right!
F: Right, you are gay?
X: What? Nonononono...
B: Why, is there something wrong with being gay, Xander? Is that what you're trying to say?
K: Yea, Xander, are you insinuating that our lifestyle is flawed?
(X shakes head, imitates a guppy, and squeaks)
(K turns to F)
K: What does that mean?
(F shrugs)
F: Dunno.
W: I think you guys broke him.
C: Finally.
B: It'll pass. He has those moments.
(D prods at X)
D: Xander? Xaaaandeeeerrrr...
(X squeaks again)
X: Meep!
B: Do you know how to fix this, Anya?
(AY glances up from counting her money)
AY: Yes.
(AY goes back to counting)
B: Are you going to fix him, then?
(AY sighs, annoyed)
AY: Boobies.
(X is still frozen)
(AY sighs again, and leans in closer and yells)
AY: Boobies!
(X starts)
X: What? Where?
AY: There. He's fixed.
X: Huh?
(W gives him weird look)
W: Boobies?
X: Willow!
W: What?
(X chuckles)
X: You said boobies.
(C rolls eyes)
C: You are such a boy.
Me: Right. Since that's established, next question! And it's:
"What is your sexuality?"
F: Like I said before, good question.
(B is curious)
B: Yea, Dawnie. What is your sexual orientation?
D: Well I've been with boys, and I've done stuff with girls. I guess that makes me...bi?
(C throws up her hands)
C: I swear it must be something in the water.
S: Us men are going to be made obsolete. I knew it.
AG: And yet, I can't see a problem with it.
(X daydreams)
X: Yea...a world full of women...
Me: Okaaay. Next question was:
"What is the kinkiest thing you have ever done?"
G: Oh good heavens.
(G tries to leave)
(Security won't let him)
G: Let me out, man! Let me out, I say!
(D calls out to him)
D: Will you be making that donation for our therapy fund now?
K: Shut up about the therapy and answer the question.
D: I'm not sure I want to answer that.
B: I'm not sure I want to know.
AG: Yea...that's a little weird.
S: You're telling me, mate. Though, I find that I don't mind it much.
X: You are a sick man.
(S scoffs)
S: No, you're a sick man. I'm just a bloodsucking vampire.
AY: He's right, honey, there's a very big difference.
Me: The question, Dawn?
D: Um...yea...well it really wasn't...okay maybe a little...but I was completely wasted, so it really wasn't my fault...
(B glares)
B: Dawn?
F: Spit it out, Squirt.
(D gives a weak half-grin)
D: Threesome.
(Half of the people sigh in relief, the others gape)
(B is a gaper)
B: Dawn!
F: Ah, that's not too bad, B. Give the kid a break.
C: She's right. That's pretty vanilla.
(D flushes)
D: I wasn't finished.
B: What?!
D: There was leather belts involved. And a can of whipped cream.
B: DAWN!!
(F nods approvingly)
F: Generic, but classic kinks. Nice going.
K: Damn girl.
C: Not bad, for Buffy's sister.
S: Looks like we've been barking up the wrong Summers' girl, Angel.
(AG grins)
AG: I guess so.
(Original Scoobs look slightly horrified)
X: I don't think I'll ever look at whipped cream the same way again.
W: Or belts.
B: Or Dawn.
G: I quite believe I'll never look at any of you the same way again.
Me: Don't speak too soon, Mr. Giles. You have a question or two in here somewhere.
G: Oh dear.
AY: You can just call me Anya. Or An. People seem to like both.
Me: Alright. Last question for Dawn was:
"How do you really feel about Buffy and Faith being in a relationship?"
D: Oh that's easy. I think it's great!
(F ruffles D's hair)
F: You're great too, kid.
D: I mean, the whole running into them making out at random moments kinda wore off, but I'm still trying to get used to catching them naked.
(X sighs wistfully)
X: What a wonderful thing to get used to.
(B smacks him)
X: Ow!
B: Get the thought out of your head. Now.
X: Okay, okay! Scary Buffy bad! Got it!
B: Good.
Me: Alright, we're coming along nicely here. Willow, you're up next.
W: I have more questions?
Me: Several, actually. So here goes! From Heartbrake Angel...
(drum roll)
"If you could make Kennedy do anything what would it be?"
Me: From jinxgirl...
(drum roll)
"Have you ever had sexual fantasies about Buffy and Faith together?"
(X whoops)
(W flushes)
Me: From She's Hearing Voices...
(drum roll)
"Thinkin about tying the knot with Kennedy anytime soon?"
K: Decent questions. Good range.
F: Weirdo.
K: I was just saying.
Me: Okay, Willow. Go ahead with the first one.
W: Um...well if I could make her do anything, which I pretty much seem to be able to do anyway, hmm...I guess I need to think on it some more, cause here I am, mind going blank! Blank mind, that's me...
Everyone: Willow!
W: Okay! Okay, so I'd get her to sing me a song.
K: Egh. Why would you ever do that?
W: Because that's one thing you just won't do! Ha! So if I could make her do anything, I'd make her sing for me!
B: That's actually kind of cute.
K: Oh yea. Real heart-wrenching.
F: Feel the love, Ken.
K: Yea, yea.
Me: Haha, okay then. Next question:
"Have you ever had sexual fantasies about Buffy and Faith together?"
(W flushes again)
(K quirks an eyebrow)
K: Yes, Willow, have you?
(W squeaks and raises a hand)
W: I plead the fifth!
X: Nuh uh. No pleading here.
D: Yea, Willow. If I didn't back out, you can't either.
(W fidgets)
AY: It's really just a simple question. Just a 'yes' or 'no'. That's it.
(W brightens)
W: Hey, that's right! I don't have to go into any lewd details!
X: Not that we'd mind.
(AY smacks X)
X: Sorry, sorry. Shutting my mouth.
W: Yes. Not that I meant to, but it just...kind of happened.
S: Join the club; we're all sodding victims.
(X raises hand)
X: I blame it on the night!
AY: You can't blame it on anything other than your increasingly active male hormones.
(X lowers hand)
X: Oh. Right.
Me: Last question for you, Willow. It's:
"Thinkin about tying the knot with Kennedy anytime soon?"
F: Can I get a yoo hoo?
Audience: Yoo hoo!
F: I meant the drink, dumbasses.
D: Well, Willow?
(W blushes)
W: I...well I'd rather not...say...
B: It's personal information that is shared with best friends long before it is shared with complete strangers, and since this best friend knows not so much as of late, you guys wait your turn!
W: Exactly. What she said.
Me: Okay, but keep us updated if things start to hop!
(AY flips out)
AY: Things?! Hop?!
X: It's okay honey, it was an expression.
AY: Oh thank god.
Me: Alright, so the next person who will be answering questions tonight is none other than Anya! Are you ready, Anya?
AY: I suppose so.
Me: Great! From ToryV...
(drum roll)
"How would you react to Buffy claiming she was Faith's new bestest friend?"
Me: And a comment:
"I saw a bunny stealing one of your dollars...just thought you should know..."
(AY whirls around suspiciously)
AY: Damn bunnies.
Me: From jinxgirl...
(drum roll)
"Why are you afraid of bunnies?"
(W whispers to X)
W: We asked her this before, right?
X: Yea, but her answer still never makes sense.
Me: From She's Hearing Voices...
(drum roll)
"Now that we know you have dirty thoughts about Faith, would you hook up with her if she were carrying a white fluffy bunny?"
AY: Why are all these questions about bunnies?
S: Because you're unreasonably terrified of them, pet.
AY: Exactly why they should refrain from talking about it! Why must humans be so inconsiderate?
K: It must be a conspiracy.
AY: It must be. I understand. I would be jealous of me, too.
Me: Well, Anya? The first question was:
"How would you react to Buffy claiming she was Faith's new bestest friend?"
B: Which I know much better than to do.
G: Indeed. That could cause a bit of a...dilemma.
AY: Well if I was still a vengeance demon, I would, oh, I don't know. Either turn her into a slug and laugh maniacally as I trickle salt on her slimy gooey body, or give her terrible rashes that would disable her from having any more orgasms.
(Pause while everyone gapes)
(AY doesn't notice)
AY: But I'm not, so I'd stick with slashing her tires.
X: Buffster doesn't have a car, An.
AY: Oh right, because she can't drive.
(B looks indignant)
AY: Well then I guess I'll place dead bugs in her shampoo and throw in a red sock with all her white clothing.
(Everyone stares again)
B: Remind me never to get your bad side.
AY: Buffy, never get on my bad side.
F: I didn't know you were so crazy about me, An.
AY: I wouldn't say crazy, Faith. Just mildly obsessive. Especially over titles, and since our 'best friend' status is a very high title, I'd rather not lose it.
F: Wicked. I completely agree.
K: Would you put dead bugs in her shampoo anyway?
AY: Of course not.
C: What if someone paid you?
AY: It depends. My services come at a high price.
K: I've got 2 dollars.
D: I'll chip in 3.
AY: Sold! Do you want to discuss this now, or over coffee tomorrow?
B: Hey! Dawn Summers, if you even dare...
D: Oh shut your trap, Buffy. I was just kidding.
(D slides money stealthily over to AY)
(AY snatches it, then brings it up to count it)
B: Dawn!
Me: If you could stop counting your money for a second, Anya, there's a comment for you:
"I saw a bunny stealing one of your dollars...just thought you should know..."
AY: WHAT?! WHERE?!
(AY glances around, narrowing her eyes)
X: It's a joke, hon. There's no bunny.
AY: Nonetheless, I'm going to have to recount my money when we get back, Xander.
K: For the hundredth time?
AY: Close. It's my hundred and twenty-fourth time since I made last week's purchase of clothes.
S: You're a queer one.
C: Look who's talking.
S: I told you I'm not gay!
Me: Okay, well next question for Anya:
"Why are you afraid of bunnies?"
(AY shudders)
AY: Twitchy, horrible creatures. They're so...
D: Cute?
K: Stupid?
C: Soft?
B: Harmless?
S: Bad tasting?
AG: ...but better than rats?
G: Small?
F: Furry?
W: Huggable?
X: Creepy, with their wiggling noses and irregularly long ears.
AY: Exactly.
(B turns to X)
B: I assume you've had the conversation many times?
X: When she has nightmares, she dreams about them. It kind of makes me scared of bunnies.
Me: Well that's interesting. I've never quite thought about it. Anyways, here's your last question of the evening:
"Now that we know you have dirty thoughts about Faith, would you hook up with her if she were carrying a white fluffy bunny?"
(AY rolls eyes)
AY: Well of course.
(Everyone stares)
F: You would?
AY: Yes.
(X looks confused)
(So does everyone else)
X: But...the bunny...?
AY: I have a handgun. And I've been practicing on those beanie babies from Hallmark.
B: You'd shoot the bunny?
AY: Wasn't that implied?
(G massages his temples)
G: I do believe so.
AY: Good. Buffy, you really should learn to pick up on that.
C: And then you'd hook up with Faith.
AY: I'm certain that I implied that too. Really, what did they teach you in that high school of yours?
W: Uh...you went there, too.
AY: For the last few moments of senior year. And I skedaddled out of there, remember?
W: Oh yea...
Me: Okaaaay. So that was a little frightening, but not unexpected. Thank you, Anya. Now it's Kennedy's turn, I believe.
K: Um. Yay me?
(W nudges K)
W: Come on, it's fun. Right guys? Fun?
S: Oh sure, load of fun. Buckets and rubbish bins full of fun. A crock load of fun. Who the bloody fuck are you trying to fool?
F: Hey, hey, ease up on the witch, pal.
S: Well I'm hungry.
K: What are you, a girl?
B: And you don't even need to eat; how are you hungry?
(S raises his hands up in mock defense)
S: Bugger me, can't a mate at least pretend?
Me: There are some refreshments in the back somewhere, Spike. Anyways, Kennedy, we'll go ahead and start. From Heartbrake Angel...
(drum roll)
"If you could make Willow do anything what would it be?"
W: Deja vu, much?
Me: From Wikked Wolfie...
(drum roll)
"Do you think Willow will ever explode from excess blushing or at least faint?"
Me: And last one from Wikked Wolfie...
(drum roll)
"Also, they always say the quiet ones are always wild...does it apply?"
AG: That's not too bad.
K: I guess.
F: Go ahead and answer the first one, Ken.
K: Well, Willow never does anything wrong, and I never have to ask her for anything, either. But I guess if I could make her do anything, it'd be to make her be happy all the time.
Audience: Awwww!
D: Oh wow, that was so sickeningly sweet that I think I might've thrown up a little.
B: Tell me about it.
(W kisses K)
W: You are so sweet to me.
K: And you're perfect.
(K kisses W)
C: Go get a room, seriously.
AY: Or wait sensibly until we all get home. I understand that you want orgasms; so do I, but do you see me interacting sexually with Xander? Of course not. It's called manners.
(K gives her the evil eye)
W: Did she just...
K: Lecture us on manners? Yea.
Me: That was very sweet, Kennedy. Let's move on to the next question, which was:
"Do you think Willow will ever explode from excess blushing or at least faint?"
(W blushes)
W: Oh Goddess, I'm doing it again, aren't I?
X: Yep, lots of blushing and eye avoiding.
K: I think Willow was made to blush. It's like she can blush furiously but it's a part of her system, so it won't hurt her.
(W's still blushing)
F: God, you're red, Red.
B: Really, Wills, I used to worry back then. I was always half afraid you'd collapse on us.
W: Nope! No collapsing here! Not yet, anyway...
(W turns even redder)
Me: Will someone get her an ice water? Thanks. Alright Kennedy, last question:
"Also, they always say the quiet ones are always wild...does it apply?"
F: Ooh, good question. I've always wanted to know.
C: You mean out of all the people you've slept with, you never-
F: Hey man. When I'm on top, they can't usually bust out the wild on me. I'm not easily surprised.
B: Unless it's me.
(F grins)
F: That's why I love ya, B. You're beautiful, we connect, and you can handle me in bed.
S: Well one of us has to.
(F flips him off)
Me: So, Kennedy?
K: Oh Willow's very good in bed, there's no doubt about it. She's so sweet and shy and blushy, but when you get her into bed...she'll surprise you every time!
(F whoops)
F: Go Red!
(W blushes)
W: Thanks, Faith.
Me: Fantastic! Wow, we're still far from finished, huh? Well let's keeping trucking. Next person up is Giles!
G: Oh God.
Me: They're pretty harmless questions. Okay Giles, Heartbrake Angel wants to know:
"If you weren't a watcher what would you be?"
X: A librarian!
Me: I'm sorry, are you Giles?
(X looks sheepish)
X: No...
Me: Well this show's running long, so shut up and let the man speak!
(X grumbles)
(G clears his throat)
G: Ah yes, well, I suppose a librarian is a fine occupation, though I do believe I had often thought being a historian would be interesting. Perhaps a professor of history. European history, to be exact.
Me: That used to be my favorite subject. Great choice!
(F fakes yawn)
F: Boring.
G: Rather, Faith. It's quite fascinating.
Me: Good, good. Well I believe there's one more question for you, Mr. Giles. From jinxgirl, who wants to know:
"Who are you currently attracted to?"
(Suddenly everybody is listening)
(G cleans his glasses)
G: I'm afraid there is nobody at the moment.
W: But Giles, there must be someone! Like...like that really sweet lady at the bakery department in the grocery store! I think she was making googly eyes at you the other day, and she seems really sweet; you should go over and say hi the next time-
G: I'd rather not, Willow. I'm a bit outdated.
AG: Me and Spike have a couple centuries on you, old man.
AY: Let's not forget about me.
(G blinks)
Me: You guys discuss that sometime, then, and update us on the news! Next up is Cordelia! From KittySquyres, the question is:
"Why don't you make an appearance more? People definitely miss your sense of style, and sarcastic quips."
C: You know, I keep asking myself that every day, and nobody has a good answer.
AG: It's because people don't like being bossed around.
B: Or insulted, if you can believe it.
C: Simple honest truth is all it is.
AY: I appreciate that in a person.
C: Thank you. At least someone appreciates me.
F: Aw, I appreciate you, Cor. I think you're great. And you're hot, it works.
(F winks)
(C blows a kiss)
(B scowls)
B: Enough with the flirting already! Geez.
Me: It's all in good fun, I'm sure, Buffy. The next questions are for Angel and Spike.
(K bursts out laughing)
K: They all think you're gay!
(S scowls)
(AG frowns)
AG: I'm not gay.
S: Nor am I, damnit!
F: Keep on telling yourselves that, Peaches 'N Cream.
(AY laughs)
AY: Haha! Peaches 'N Cream...ha! That's never going to get old. Really funny...
Me: Okay, so from Heartbrake Angel, the question is:
"Have you ever gone out?"
(S curls lip in disgust)
S: Gods in heaven, NO!
(AG continues frowning)
AG: Never. Ever.
(C checks nails)
C: I'm pretty sure they've gone to have a couple drinks once in a while.
Audience: Oooooh!
S: It's a couple of drinks! Male acquaintances do that! ANY type of acquaintances do that!
AG: You guys are making mountains out of molehills.
(D makes a face)
D: Ew, Angel, stay away from the cliches.
Me: Next, from jinxgirl:
"If you each had to be with one female other than Buffy, who would it be?"
(S and AG glance at each other)
S & AG: Faith.
B: Nuh uh. You stay away.
F: I think that's sex-wise. I know I'm a dream, but what if it's like...couple-wise? We've got a batch of lovely single women here.
K: Meaning Dawn and Cordy.
(S and AG glance at each other again)
S: Nibblet.
AG: Cordelia.
F: Perfect. Matches made in heav...okay, maybe hell, I don't know.
(B glares at S)
B: Spike, you stay away from my sister.
S: Staying clear away, Slayer, was just telling the truth.
(S secretly winks at D)
Me: Okay, and Xander, there's a question for you, too.
X: Finally! I was wondering when you people were gonna notice me.
Me: Well jinxgirl wants to know:
"If you had to be with one female other than Anya, who would it be?"
(AY waves her arm)
AY: Excuse me, he will not be with any other female other than myself. Ever. I am his orgasm mate, and he is mine.
W: It's just a question, Anya. It's not going to happen.
AY: Well in that case, answer away
X: Um...I guess that's kind of hard...I think I'd go with the Buffster. Knight-ess in shining armor.
F: Good choice, even though B's all mine.
X: By all means, keep her. I've never seen a better suited couple than you two.
Everyone else: Agreed.
Me: Now we're at Faith's turn! Faith, as usual, you have an incredible amount of questions to be asked. Are you ready?
F: As ready as I'll ever be.
Me: Alright. Let's list them! From KittySquyres...
(drum roll)
"Do you have a secret sort of security blanket thing that makes you feel safe? Aside from Buffy?"
Me: From ToryV...
(drum roll)
"Does Buffy read those sappy romance novels? If so has she ever tried to get you to read them?"
"Between you and Shane from the L word, who has had sex with more people? She's in the thousands..."
"Are you keen on the whole marriage thing?"
Me: From Heartbrake Angel...
(drum roll)
"What are some of your fave bands and singers? Is Metro Station or Linkin Park one of them?"
"What's your favorite song?"
"If you had a middle name what would you want it to be?"
"Who was your first?"
"Who was your first girlfriend and boyfriend?"
Me: From kenyon87...
(drum roll)
"You and Kennedy are rather close did you ever do anything with each other?"
Me: From moswaggZ...
(drum roll)
"If you could have a threesome out of Willow, Kennedy, Anya, Cordelia, Buffy, Dawn who would you pick?"
"Have you ever had fantasies involving Cordelia? If so what were they?"
Me: From Wikked Wolfie...
(drum roll)
"From what I've seen so far it looks like Buffs a screamer...is she?"
Me: From QuitersxNeverxWin...
(drum roll)
"What's your dream car?"
Me: From jinxgirl...
(drum roll)
"When is the last time you cried and why?"
Me: From FallenSoldier15...
(drum roll)
"Before running into the Scoobies, did you ever believe you'd settle into the domestic life despite all of the shit you went through growing up?"
Me: From She's Hearing Voices...
(drum roll)
"Ten years, where do you see yourself?"
(Everyone gapes)
F: Holy shit.
X: Sweet mother of God!
D: Wow.
S: Bloody hell.
C: Damn.
B: Oh my God.
W: Oh my Goddess.
K: What the hell.
G: Good lord.
AG: Huh.
AY: Goodness, they all ask a shitload of personal questions, don't they? Nosy bastards. I'd kill you all if I had the time.
Me: Well Faith, good luck!
(F looks nervous)
F: I'd feel better about taking on twenty vamps at once.
Me: First one was:
"Do you have a secret sort of security blanket thing that makes you feel safe? Aside from Buffy?"
F: I'm gonna make this quick, okay?
Audience: Okay.
F: Good. Um...no, I don't. I just need my B...unless you count my boots. Those babies make me feel safe.
(F makes sappy grin)
(B rolls eyes)
B: I think she loves those things more than me.
S: I doubt any of us would be surprised, love.
Me: Next question was:
"Does Buffy read those sappy romance novels? If so has she ever tried to get you to read them?"
F: Ew, yea. She's all Nicholas Sparks lately; it drives me crazy.
(B pouts)
B: They're so good! And so sweet, too, you really should try readin-
F: No.
B: But-
F: Nuh uh. I can come up with good and sweet all on my own, without the help of some stupid book.
K: Amen.
W: Oh come on, sweetie, those books are really cute.
K: Now don't you start.
Me: They're not so bad to some people, though it's very hard to get into them. It makes plenty of people depressed that they don't have that sort of love. But going on:
"Between you and Shane from the L word, who has had sex with more people? She's in the thousands..."
(F scoffs)
F: Pfft. Amateur. Sure, she's hot and she's got it going on, but I used to take home both boys and girls. She might have some up on me, but that's just cause I found my one.
B: Maybe she'll find hers. She seemed to do well with Carmen for a while.
C: Carmen. Carmen was hot.
D: Definitely.
F: But yea. You know, I think if I went on with my bad habits, I might've been dead. But if not, I'd be winning that race easy.
Me: So sure, are we? Well, I guess we'll never know! Next:
"Are you keen on the whole marriage thing?"
(F thinks it over)
B: Yes, Faith, are you?
F: Well, it's not something I ever expected from me. I mean, I always thought I'd be dead before I even got serious about someone. Marriage kind of freaks me out in the 'you're-bound-for-life' sense, but it's supposed to be a good commitment.
(B holds F's hand)
F: I think the only thing that scares me about marriage is that I've never seen one that's ended well. But maybe it'll be nice. I don't know yet.
Me: That's always a hard question to ask yourself, and I think you've got the right idea. And the next question is:
"What are some of your fave bands and singers? Is Metro Station or Linkin Park one of them?"
F: Think we went over this in the first or second episodes of this show. Linkin Park is one of the bands I like to vibe to. Not much Metro Station, though. Guess I'll check'm out later, yea?
Me: Alright, let's get the next couple out without introductions:
"What's your favorite song?"
F: Oh, that's a tough one. Right now? I'm really digging that Skillet song, 'Comatose'. But I can't put a definite finger on a song, cause man...you just can't.
K: Totally. There's always a good song for every mood.
X: Different genres for different feelings and attitudes and even days.
W: For all sorts of situations.
B: Completely agreed.
"If you had a middle name what would you want it to be?"
(F shakes head)
F: Don't want one. Don't need one.
X: That still wigs me out, man!
F: Yea, I'm not your typical 'average Joe' type, huh?
X: Oh that just goes without saying.
"Who was your first?"
(F frowns)
(B gives sympathetic look)
F: I'd rather not talk about that.
"Who was your first girlfriend and boyfriend?"
F: Ronnie's the first boyfriend. What a loser. But he was the one with the bullwhip; remember me telling you about it, Bleachoxide?
(S crosses his arms)
S: Yea, yea. You and the catholic school girl bit. Old hat, yea?
F: Like everything else; just remember who's on top.
Everyone: Which is always you.
F: Exactly.
(B grins slyly)
B: Not always.
(F smirks)
F: Well no, not anymore.
D: So who's the first girlfriend?
F: B is. I fucked chicks, but that's all. Couldn't deal with a chick relationship; they're way too fucking clingy. You get rid of one and another one tries to stick to you like honey to a honey pot.
C: Kind of like desperate men to a pair of boobs.
X: WHERE?!
(AY & K & D & C smacks X)
Me: Alrighty then, so the next one is:
"You and Kennedy are rather close did you ever do anything with each other?"
(K smirks)
(B frowns)
B: Always with the sex. They must all think you're some sort of sex addict.
Everyone except B & F: She is.
F: What? No I'm not.
(Everyone gives her a look)
F: Alright, so maybe I like sex a little...or a lot...
K: Yea, but to answer the question, no, we haven't.
F: Ken's a great friend, and granted we'd be super foxy together, but we're like sisters.
K: It wouldn't be really weird, but it'd just mess up the friendship thing going on.
W: Kind of like me and Buffy.
B: And Xander.
X: Damnit.
"If you could have a threesome out of Willow, Kennedy, Anya, Cordelia, Buffy, Dawn who would you pick?"
D: All the sex talk is going to put Xander's mind into overload.
(X blubbers)
AY: Oh it's been frying for the past hour. I used to worry at first, but now I just wait until the bell dings.
C: I don't think they're the only ones.
(S's slack-jawed)
(AG fidgets)
(G is still plugging his ears)
AY: It's a wonder they don't go crazy. If I was a male, I certainly would.
F: You mean make like a dog and hump everything?
AY: Something like that.
F: Well, B's in, cause I wouldn't leave her out of it. Squirt's out cause it's B's sister, and cause she's like my kid sister, too. Ken and Red are out, since we discussed it in the last question...and though it'd be a tough choice, An's gonna have to sit out, cause she's got a man. Queen C's single, so she won't have much trouble with clingy boyfriends.
AY: How considerate of you, Faith, I'll let you know if I'm ever uncommitted to anyone and we can work on that.
F: Gotcha An.
W: I like how you laid that out. It was very logical of you.
K: Yea, and the way you reasoned it out makes it so that nobody gets hurt feelings. Smart.
D: Definitely an appropriate response.
C: I'm glad everyone's happy where they stand. I sure am. Except I won't be standing.
"Have you ever had fantasies involving Cordelia? If so what were they?"
(B glowers at F)
B: You're not answering the second question if the first answer is yes.
X: Oh don't be a spoilsport, Buffster!
S: Yea, what the sodding moron said.
C: Hello, I'm the subject of the question. I think I hold the right to know.
B: And yet, it's not gonna happen. Tough luck.
F: Whoa, you guys are assuming that I actually have these fantasies.
(Everyone quirks an eyebrow at F)
F: Fine, so maybe I do.
(C smirks)
C: I knew it. Let me tell you, Faith. The real thing is much better. So I hear.
(B scowls)
B: Skank.
C: Priss.
(B lunges at C)
X: Catfight!
Me: Well, while they're at it, I suppose we can move on:
"From what I've seen so far it looks like Buffs a screamer...is she?"
(F smirks)
F: I guess I can actually answer this without B getting on my case.
(B has a hold of C's hair)
(C has her hands around B's neck)
B: You keep AWAY from MY girlfriend!
C: She's MY friend, and we can hang out WHENEVER we WANT!
(F raises both eyebrows)
F: Dang.
K: You're telling me. This is better than cable!
X: And porn!
(D smacks X)
X: OW! Why can't you just hit the other arm?
D: Because then it wouldn't hurt as much.
(X mutters)
X: Violent, vicious girls...
W: You forgot vindictive.
X: That too.
F: You were right. B's a screamer. Sometimes. She whimpers a lot, and her moans are higher pitched. It's hot as hell.
S: Sounds like it.
(F daydreams)
K: Oh come off it, Faith. You've got more questions to answer.
F: Fuck the questions.
AY: You really can't. That's impossible.
"What's your dream car?"
F: Oh man...I've got a couple. If I'm going with affordable, the Nissan 350Z Convertible. Great little car. Nice design and reliable brand.
X: What about a Ferrari?
F: I'm getting there, Xan. The Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano. Beautiful car. And if I'm looking Lamborghini, a Lamborghini Murcielago LP640 Roadster. That's a sweet little ride.
C: Too bad you don't have the money.
(F sighs wistfully)
F: Yea, but I'll have to live with it.
"When is the last time you cried and why?"
F: If you mean like, sobbing, breaking down crying, Angel and Wes are the only ones who witnessed it.
(AG nods sagely)
AG: It was incredibly emotional.
F: But if we're talking tears, then cause of this really huge fight I had with B. She said some things, I said some things, it was bad.
(B returns with a chunk of C's hair and bruises around her neck)
B: Yea, but at least we got over it, right?
(C is fixing her hair)
C: After she came to talk to me about it. You really know how to hurt the girl's feelings.
(W acts as mediator)
W: But Faith said some things, too, Cordy. Buffy came to me and was crying...
F: At least it's over. We're still together, and I still love her.
B: And I love you.
(B and F kiss)
(F pulls back and points at the hair)
F: And as the love of your life, I'd like to be honest and shit and tell you that that needs to be gone.
B: Oh. Right.
(B hands hair to crewman)
B: Here. Happy birthday.
"Before running into the Scoobies, did you ever believe you'd settle into the domestic life despite all of the shit you went through growing up?"
F: Not really. Most of the time I expected I'd end up like my mom and die from OD-ing. And even after I became a Slayer, I figured I'd end up being killed by some vamp that got lucky.
W: But, but that's not how it was, right? I mean, you met us!
(F shrugs)
F: It's not like that made it any better until after I went crazy, killed people, went to jail, then came back. During that whole time I was pretty damn sure I was gonna die without anyone, kinda like how I'd lived without anyone. Sometimes i still worry this is a crazy dream and I'll wake myself back up into the nightmare of a life I used to have.
AG: That's not going to happen, Faith. Besides, you deserve to be here.
F: Sure I do.
B: You do, Faith. You're such a good person...
F: I don't know.
G: But certainly, Faith, you realize that the past has helped you grow, but in no way directly reflects who you'll be? You are a stronger woman now.
AY: But still as hot as ever. Really, Faith. Before I met you, nobody ever explained just how beautiful you are. It's a wonder the whole world just didn't collapse under your power before.
(F laughs)
F: Thanks, An. You always know how to cheer me up.
AY: Of course I do. What's the point of being your best friend if I couldn't do that?
"Ten years, where do you see yourself?"
F: Not sure. With B. With the Scoobs, the girls...It's hard to tell for sure, since our lives are always taking crazy ass turns. As long as I'm with my friends, I think I'm set.
X: Hip hip hooray!
D: Aw, Faith's turning into a big old softie!
(F looks horrified)
F: Am not!
D: Yea you are.
K: You really are. "As long as I'm with my friends..."? Definitely getting soft in your old age.
F: Old?! Come're and I'll show you just how much older and stronger I am than your punk ass!
B: Now now, Faith, no need to get cranky because the young'ns are rebelling.
F: B, you're older than I am. Shut up.
(B pouts)
(F pecks her on the cheek)
F: Just kidding.
Me: Fantastic! We're done with Faith's questions, so now we'll get to the finale! The questions for Buffy and Faith together as a couple! From kenyon87...
(drum roll)
"When did you first know/realise that you were in love with each other?"
K: Who cares? It still took Buffy half her life to figure it the fuck out.
(B flips K off)
F: It's like the movie, Imagine Me & You. 'I knew after 3 seconds'. Except for me it was just that one second I saw her.
Audience: Aww!
F: I didn't get it though, until the whole Kakistos deal went down. First it was all about flirting with her just to mess around, but after we took down Kakistos...I knew I was into her.
Audience: AWWW!
(B blushes)
B: I knew there was a connection when we first met, but I was so taken aback by how different we were, I was too busy getting jealous. And then all the other times were tough, but then we were friends...I think if I hadn't been so young, I would've realized it that night Alan Finch died. On the dance floor, we were so close, there wasn't any worry about who we were, just me and her...it was amazing...
(AG looks guilty)
AG: Until I showed up and messed it up.
B: No, of course not!
F: Yea, don't think like that, Soulboy. Things didn't turn out. Big whoop. It turned out now, right?
AG: Right.
B: The messed up part is that I realized it too late. The second I stabbed that knife into her...I saw it. I saw her. But after I knew, I pushed it all the way down, pretending it was all hate. And everything that went down after that just made me believe I hated her even more, when I didn't.
D: Drama drama drama.
C: Welcome to the world of the Scooby gang.
Me: Yes, well the next one is less drama, more...sex-related.
B: And that makes a difference how?
Me: It doesn't. From xXAngel of fireXx...
(drum roll)
"Ok, would you both consider having a threesome with Cordelia?"
(F raises hand)
F: I already said yea.
(Everyone looks to B)
B: Well...I don't know. Maybe.
(Everyone gapes)
F: Seriously, B?
(B looks irritated)
B: I'm not a complete stuck up bitch, you know.
F: I know, B, but I also know how you can get when it comes to Queen C.
C: Incredibly jealous?
AY: And bitchy. There's a lot of that going on. Reminds me of the sexual tension between Spike and Angel.
S & AG: Hey!
AY: Hey yourself.
B: So yea. Maybe.
(X drowns in drool)
(F starts getting ideas)
Me: Well that's pretty interesting, let us know when it happens, okay? I'm sure our readers would be delighted. Now, last question of the evening! From jinxgirl...
(drum roll)
"What is the most embarrassing thing each of you has done to the other?"
(F & B look at each other and laugh)
K: I can tell you about Faith's. We were all at the bar, and Faith was completely tanked. She probably had more than all our drinks put together, and she decided it'd be a great idea to give everyone titty twisters. Even the guys.
S: And it bloody well hurt.
W: It was more surprising than painful.
B: I was so embarrassed.
(F is still laughing)
F: But that wasn't the least of it!
D: She ran around the whole bar, dragging Buffy with her, shouting,
Everyone: "I love this woman! And she loves me, too! You wanna know why?"
F: Then I flashed the twins at them, then ran away laughing.
AG: She did that to us, too. Quite a couple times.
C: Oh yea. We're all fairly acquainted with Faith's breasts.
G: Thank goodness I wasn't there.
AY: You missed out, Giles. They're wonderfully sculpted breasts.
(X continues drooling)
B: And as for me...
F: She was wasted, too. And it doesn't take much to get B drunk. It was during my birthday party at the house.
C: Thank god it wasn't around other people.
D: Yea, Buffy. You owe me the most therapy money for that little scandal.
W: You did nearly give Giles a heart attack.
G: She certainly did. I believe I left immediately.
Me: What happened?
B: Well, you see, she opened my gift last, because I told her to, but I got so impatient I-
AG: She just grabbed at the present and started tearing it open like it was her present, muttering about how somebody wrapped it up really horribly-
D: Even though she was the one who wrapped it.
S: And when she finally got the sodding thing open, she thrust it into Faith's face like it was a 8 inch strap-on.
W: Which is exactly what it was.
K: I was laughing so hard, beer came out my nose.
F: B was all, "Look Faith! It's a dildo! A big, rubbery dick for lesbians like us! Let's go try it!" And everyone had been waiting for the ice cream cake, so I was like, "B, we can't...the cake."
AY: Well it didn't stop her. She just picked Faith up, threw her over her shoulder and took her upstairs without another word.
C: No words, no, but thumping and moaning and screaming? Yes.
(X blubbers)
F: I wasn't really embarrassed, it was just kinda surprising, you know?
Me: That sounds like two crazy nights of fun. You crazy party animals, you! Well that's it for today's episode, folks! Please leave your review and questions at the bottom, and thanks!
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