Harry Potter & Co Go to the Grocery Store

by SugarSugarHyperLolly

This is basically just Harry Potter and co. deciding to go to the grocery store. it's random humor mixed with some inside jokes between friends whom are in here as well so if u like strange spastic humor with no real plot line then ull like this. :

10. Chapter 10

Harry Potter & Co. go to the Grocery Store

I own nothing. It all belongs to JK Rowling!

Chapie 10

They enter the large extravagant isle for the pool toys.

Harry: I feel like a kid in the toy isle of a store!

Hermione: Um…. You are Harry.

Harry: SILENCE!!

Chris comes walking up with a large grin and pelican perched on his shoulder.

Scott: Um….. Chris. What's with the pelican?

Chris: His name is Sal.

Sam: Short for Sally?

Chris: Nope.

Sam: Ok then.

Priscilla: Look! The slip-n-slides!

They rip open and shoot water from their wands to wet it.

David sprays water in Harry's face.

David: Sorry. Someone drew on your forehead so I washed it off.

Harry wipes his forehead to reveal red smeared ink where his "scar" used to be. He drops down dramatically to his knees and yells at the heavens.

Harry: NOOOOOOOOO! MY SCAAAAAAAR!!! THE SOURCE OF ALL MY POPULARITY!!

Harry runs off crying.

Chelsea: Well then….. SLIP-N-SLIDE TIME!

Luna: I'll make it better!

Ron: NO! LUNA! DON'T!!

Luna sprays pudding down the slip-n-slide.

Sam: DAMN YOU LUNA LOVEGOOOOOD!

She poofs herself into a bathing suit with little radishes all over it and slides down.

Luna: WHHEEEEEEEEE!

Everyone: Oh well.

Everyone poofs into their bathing suits. Except Chris. Who I've put in a cheerleader's outfit. (all for the author's selfish purposes)

Draco: OH MICKEY YOU'RE SO FINE! YOU'RE SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND HEY MICKEY!

Chris sics Sal on him and Draco is chased away.

Chelsea: I'm not sliding in that stuff.

Angee: Yes you are. *picks up Chelsea and tosses her down the slide*

Chelsea: EWAH! IT'S TAPIOCA!!! IT'S EVERYWHEEEEEEERE!!!

Chelsea runs off to go clean herself up.

Everyone else gets a turn on the slide.

After that is done Draco comes back with a sandwich.

Chris: Where's Sal?

Draco holds up sandwich. He was pecking me so I made him into a sandwich.

Chris grabs sandwich out of his hands and holds it close to his face soaking it with big fat tears.

Chris: SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!

And the rest of the day was spent in the gardening section burying the half eaten sandwich. While Draco sings "Danny Boy".

What havoc will be ensued tomorrow?

Well that's it for chapie 10 hope you enjoyed! Plz read and review.

IN LOVING MEMORY OF:

SAL