Harry Potter & Co. Go to the Grocery Store
Author's note:
Yeeeeea .. So I actually wasn't planning on taking this any further, buuuuuut since I've been threatened with bodily harm by my readers if I don't continue... well let's just say that's enough incentive to me to keep trudging forward with it. So here we go! P.S adding new characters for new inside jokes.
And OH MY ROWLING I own nothing Harry Potter related!
The sound of happy little birds and the feeling of that smiley faced sun warms and brightens the room.
Everyone: Yaaaaawn. *stretch*
The peace is shatters as the author materializes out of thin air and slams her giant mallet through the floor.
Author: Up and atem you stupid lazy bums!
Ron: Who in the hall are you?
Author: (In a booming voice) I am the almighty author that controls your destiny!
Ron: I call shenanigans.
Author: Oh do you now?
With a wave of the Author's magic wrist Ron is ingulfed in light. As the light disapears everyone screams.
Ron: What?
Luna pulls a mirror from her handy dandy european shoulder bag. And holds it up for Ron to see.
Ron: AHHHHHHHHH! What have you done to me?
Author: I've turned you in to the one thing no one wants to be! JUSTIN BEIBER!
Ron: NOOOOOOOOOO! Change me back!
Author: Not till you apologize for questioning how great I am!
Ron: Never!
Author: Then the only other way to change back is to travel to Mordor and destroy the ring by dropping it in to the volcano!
Ron: Ok... Wait what?
Author: Oh balls, wrong story. Let's not wander in to Tolkien territory, that place is terrifying and long winded.
Harry: What in the hell are you talking about?
Author: NEVER YOU MIND!
Harry: WELL YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO YELL!
Harry runs off crying.
Author: *blink blink* Anywho... where were we?
Hermione: You were just telling Ron what he has to do to be changed back.
Author: Oh right right.
Ginny: Wow she has the attention span of a fly surround by various poo piles.
Author: SILENCE! Or I shall hurt your face!
Ron: Just tell me what I need to do.
Author: You must scour the ends of the earth to find a copy of the PS2 game Suikoden 5.
Everyone: ... For cereal?
Author: No for me, I can't find that game anywhere.
Macie: *Facepalm*
Ron: I could just poof you one.
Author: BUT IT WOULDN'T BE THE SAME YOU CHEATER!
Hermione: *sigh* I feel another trip to walmart is coming.
Angee: You're damn skippy it is! TO THE PIMP MOBILE!
Draco: Colt 45 and two zig zags baby that's all we need!
Hermione smacks Draco in the back of the head.
Hermione: No! Just no!
Draco points at the author.
Draco: She makes me do it.
Author: It's true.
Hermione: *sigh* Let's go.
And they all head to the pimp mobile. Will they find the game? Will Ron every be changed back? Is the author really that much of a nerd? Will they ever stop making really stupid Power Rangers shows that will never live up to the original? Will these questions get answered? We shall see.
Thanks for reading! please review and let me know how I did on my first time writing this "story" again. :)