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The Muppet Klingon goggled at her mother and tried to figure out whether to laugh or run. She wasn't that familiar with this particular universe, but it did occur to her that replacing a good single malt whisky with pure Bacchus black might be noticeable. "Mom …"
"Shhhhhh."
"You don't think he'll notice?" she asked wide-eyed.
The rotund one teetering on her beloved high-heeled boots considered for a moment before answering. "The real problem is gonna be if he likes it. After all, it is technically alien liquor … "