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"Keith." Lt Johnson looked concerned as she stood next to Keith Ford's usual station.
"Mm?"
"You didn't paint the thing, did you?"
"No."
She nodded. "Or order it?"
He looked up at that. "Do I look like I'd do a thing like that?"
"No," she admitted with a grin. "So, exactly what was it the skydiver was painted to resemble?"
"A big, purple dinosaur ... " Ford lost it at that. Somehow, Barney as an underwater unit ...
Straker was not going to be pleased.