Kurosaki Future Chapter 6: First Day, How Fun

Weeeee! This is fun! Yes, I know the chapters are short. My sister wants me to cheer her on as she fights, one brother wants me to watch TV with him, the other bro wants me to go fishing, and my mom wants me to read poems with her and my dad is sleeping.

We're all together today! Like a real family! And no one is yelling at someone else (for the first time in YEARS literally)! Besides, I keep going off into my little mind place and slipping over to deviant art to read Elfen Lied memes. THIS IS FUN THOUGH! HERE WE GO, TIME FOR MY LITTLE STORYYYY!

At the Academy, Karin caught her breath while Yuzu tried to figure out what had happened and Rayo laughed.

"You never told us that you were our teacher!" Karin yelled at Rayo.

"I never told you that I was going to destroy you, either."

"What?"

"Hm, what? Nothing, did you hear something?"

"You said you were going to destroy me!"

"Well, thank you, I'm sure I will. But you need to have more confidence."

"Huh? No! You said that! You think you're stronger than me?"

"Yes, yes, I do."

"Pfft! I can so beat you!"

"Oh, sure you can."

"Whatever! You're so cocky," Karin said, snarling at Rayo.

"And you're so stupid." He smirked at her.

"Ah! Forget this! Shouldn't you be teaching somewhere, oh, wonderful onii-sama?" Karin said.

"Yes, and you should be getting your uniforms and schedules and heading to class," Rayo's eyes flashed. Karin freaked out and grabbed Yuzu, dragging her down the hall to get their uniforms. Rayo began to walk the other way when a different female voice called his name. He turned and saw one of his older students, Tueur Lionne, running up to him.

"Ah, T-sama, you seem to be having fun," Tueur said, smiling up at him.

"I am. That girl is very fun to mess with," Rayo said, giving her the same smile. Tueur was a friend from the past but she seemed so young that she went to the Academy anyway.

"You know," Tueur said, "when a guy teases a girl, it usually means they like them…"

"You know," Rayo mocked her voice, "a Zanpakuto is used to cut people with…" Tueur laughed.

"Aha! So I'm right! Otherwise, you wouldn't say something like that," she told him, poking him in the arm.

"Aha! Maybe I'm denying it because it isn't true," Rayo said, poking her back in the arm, "And do you want to lose that hand?"

"Whatever, T-sama. I know who can play matchmaker!" at this, Tueur disappeared into the darkness. Rayo sighed and rubbed his head, heading to his first class.

"Karin…" Ichigo looked at the last name and felt a sad pang hit him, "Geiyito." He put the paper back into the finished stack and sighed.

He was done filling out all those stupid forms so he just leaned back in the chair and tried to rest. He had fallen asleep and Rukia and Renji came into his office. Rukia kicked him out of his chair and into the wall, which woke him.

"What was that for, Rukia?" Ichigo shouted.

Renji laughed at him, "Yeah, what was that for, Rukia? Just look at what happened to the wall!" Rukia smiled.

"Hey, Captain, you want to go get something to eat? You've been cooped up in here all day," she said as Ichigo swept off his uniform.

Renji pumped a fist in the air, "Let's go to a bar!" Rukia hit him into a wall, too.

"Wait, no, that's not a bad idea," Rukia looked up, "Let's go to a bar."

"Yes!" Renji cried from him nice little place in the wall.

"Uh, well, ok, but who's going to do the paper work if I'm not here?" Ichigo asked. Suddenly a young woman with kido binds around her appeared beside Rukia looking very frightened.

Rukia pushed the woman forward, "We've got that taken care of!" Ichigo gave Rukia a weird look and walked over to her.

"So when are we leaving?"

Renji popped up beside them, "Now!" Rukia took the spell off the woman, pushed Ichigo and Renji out the door, and took out after them, locking the office up so the woman couldn't get out.

Karin went to her next class, still fiddling with the uniform. The thing annoyed her so much, she wanted to rip it. But ripping her only uniform had consequences, especially when she was wearing it. Karin blushed a little as she thought of what could happen.

"Why are you blushing?" Karin was surprised and looked over in the direction the voice came from. A teenage (looking) boy stood there with a confused look on his face.

Karin glared at him, "Why do you care? It's none of your business!"

Unexpectedly, a smiled came across his lips and his different colored eyes sparkled, "You seem familiar. I like you. Let's fight to the death."

"Uh, no thanks, freak," Karin turned and started walking away.

"Hm, you have to learn some Hoho next? Me too," the weird boy read her schedule and running his free hand through his long, wild hair.

Karin tried to grab her schedule back from him, but he was taller and held it out of her reach. "How did you get that? Give it back, it's mine!"

"I took it from you just a second ago," he said, still looking over the paper. His little smile became a grin, "Most of our classes are the same!"

Karin covered her eyes with her hands, "Nooo!"

The boy noticed her action and patted her back, "Oh, no, cheer up. Here, you can have it back." He handed her the schedule.

Karin snatched it, "That's not what I'm upset about, you idiot!"

"Oh, ok. Let's go to our next class together!"

"No, go away!"

"Aw, why? Come on! We have the same class!"

"Leave me alone!" Karin tried to run away to the classroom but he just kept up behind her chattering about weird things.

Rukia and Ichigo sat at a table while Renji danced around the building.

Rukia had a Smirnoff while Ichigo just drank things randomly. He was on Grey Goose vodka now.

"Weird, I never…" Ichigo said. Rukia tilted her head,

"What?"

Ichigo smiled at her, "I thought you guys had much to drink other than sake."

"What?" Rukia waved her glass around, "Shinigami don't drink? Pfft, do you know Rangiku? Kira? Hisagi? You haven't been around in the good times, hnn!"

Ichigo pulled her glass back down to the table, "Shut up. I just didn't expect all this at a bar or anywhere here. You can't blame me."

"We don't have jack! I've been to the human world. You guys have, like…lots of stuff, man. Like, everywhere you look it's, like, booze!" Rukia said.

"You sound dumb. You get drunk easy," Ichigo said.

"Pfft! Shaddap! I can drink fine," Rukia drawled. Ichigo laughed. "I'm just tipsy, mayne!"

Ichigo took a swig of his drink, "Sure…that's why you just called me 'mayne.'"

"What are you talking about?" Rukia asked, looking at him like he was acting weird.

He laughed again, "Nothing at all." He looked around, "Hey, where's Renji?"

Rukia started to giggle, "Probably lost somewhere. Renji drinks a whole lot, Strawberry. So, like, he's probably drunk outa his mind!" Just then, Renji fell through the ceiling. Rukia raised her hand and waved it, "Wait, no, I found him!"

Ichigo laughed again and helped Renji up. He supported Rukia and Renji and shunpoed from the bar. On the way to Renji's place, Rukia started to sing.

Ichigo almost dropped her.

Karin tried to block out her new stalkers' voice as she walked. He was so annoying!

"So? Hello? What do you say?" he asked. She found out his name was Saraiju.

"Huh? What are you talking about?"

"I asked you if you wanted to fight after school. So what is your answer?"

Karin scrunched her eyebrows together, "Why would I want to do that?"

"Oh, but you're strong! You're so familiar, too! Please, please?"

"No! I can't stand you!"

"But I can help you awaken your Zanpakuto."

Rukia was still having a giggle fit when Ichigo reached her house.

"Are you sure you want to stay here?" Ichigo asked, "Byakuya will probably be mad…"

Rukia giggled, "Probably? He'll probably slice off my hands so I can never hold another glass of alcohol again!" She laughed and banged the wall. Then she stared at her hands, "But I love my hands. Yes I do, oh, yes I do! I love my hands, my pretty little hands. Yes I do!" she talked to her hands like they were babies.

Ichigo didn't want to see what happened when Byakuya did show up, but, knowing Byakuya, he had a feeling Rukia wasn't far off. He headed back to the 5th division barracks and wished Rukia the best of luck. He wondered if she would have her hands the next time he saw her…

Yes! Drunken Shinigami are fun to write about! Renji fell through the ceiling! How did he get up there? How do you even pronounce Saraiju? My sister came up with that, but I think she spelled it S-A-R-A-G-J-U. What's up with him anyway? What does he mean? Why does Tueur call Rayo "T-sama?" So many questions! Find out next chapter!

P.S. Jerrbear I neeeeed you to review! Jk! But review or I will FIND YOU! In anyone's review, plz help me out and tell me what should be changed, or tell me what you like. Flames are completely accepted if there are any!

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