Thanks for all the reviews I am very glad you liked it. I will try and keep the Tony and Ziva humor coming but in later chapters it will get a little bit darker. The start of this is boring case stuff that might not make sense but I needed to get it out of the way.
Tony, Ziva and Tim where gathered around the plasma in the bullpen the next morning.
"The Killer has been targeting single mothers, in there twenties. Two of his victims where Petty officers in the Navy, the other three were civilians. All five women where killed around this area." McGee pressed the clicker and a map appeared on the plasma.
"Each kill has been while the child isn't home, the only link the women had was that they where single mothers, no personality links or appearances. There are three main suspects." McGee pressed the clicker again and three separate photos came up on the screen.
"They're all marines" Ziva noted.
"Correct they can all be placed at each murder, they could be working together." At that moment Gibbs rounded the corner coffee in his hand.
"Once McGee finished explaining, Abby needs you in the lab" he said to Ziva. Ziva turned to face Gibbs, with an evil glare.
"Are you really willing to risk a child's life" she said crossing her arms.
"You know I would never do that Ziva" he turned around leaving the bullpen with a smirk on his face. Ziva and Tony looked confused and both looked at McGee.
"Um ah that's where Abby comes in." Ziva started making her way to the elevator followed by Tony who was smiling at the thought of Ziva being a mother. Ziva made it to the elevator first; Tony went to step in but was stopped by Ziva pushing him out.
"Take the stairs, you need the exercise" she said slapping his gut. The doors closed.
"I am not getting fat" he said to McGee who was behind him.
"No not at all Tony" McGee said smiling
Ziva walked into Abby's lab and was greeted by music that was even louder then usual; her hands flew to her ears covering them. Abby was facing the computer dancing wildly to the music.
"Abby" Ziva yelled it was no use she could barley hear her own voice over the music. Ziva pressed the off button on the stereo.
"Hey" Abby said spinning around. "That was the best part of the song" Ziva just rolled her eyes.
"Gibbs said you wanted to see me"
"Yes" Abby said grinning and turning back to her computer. "I have found you a house, it is perfect"
"I don't suppose the house comes with a child" Ziva was more concerned about the fact that her Alias was a single mother.
"Don't worry Ziva, you wont actually have a kid" Ziva was again confused. "You will just be pregnant" Abby grabbed something from under the desk.
"What is that?" Ziva asked in shock.
"It's a pregnancy suit"
"I am not wearing this" she said holding it up an examining it.
"You have to Ziva your now seven months pregnant, go try it on" Abby threw something else at Ziva. "I bought you some new clothes; you have to have something that fits over your stomach. Ziva reluctantly went into the other room. After five minutes she managed to get the suit on, it was enormous. The suit had a weight in the bottom. Ziva waddled out.
"Am I having twins, this thing is huge Abby I look ridiculous."
"You look wonderful Ziva".
"Shut it McChubby" Tony and McGee entered the lab. When they saw Ziva there mouths dropped open.
"What did you eat?" Tony asked laughing. "You look like a hippo" Tony bent over laughing and very soon tears where streaming down his face. Ziva was enraged by his comments. She grabbed a pair of tweezers that where on Abby's desk and threw them at Tony. They only missed him by and inch jabbing themselves into the wall. This stopped Tony from laughing. Ziva whipped her knife out from her waist. Despite the weight of the suit, she was in front of Tony in what seemed a second. She pinned him against the wall again holding the knife to his throat.
"Did you have something to say" Tony gulped he had never been more terrified of Ziva in his life; he could see the absolute fury in her eyes.
"Nothing" Ziva slowly backed away still holding the knife.
"Hormones" Abby muttered. Ziva just glared at her she knew she could get away with threatening Tony but Gibbs would have a fit if she did anything to Abby. Ziva clenched her fists and then let out a huge breath calming herself down.
"When do I move in?" she asked Abby.
"Friday"
"Two days" she said to herself.
"I spent most of last night creating an identity for you" she said smiling again. "Oh and we have to go shopping to buy you some more appropriate clothes, I don't think khaki pants are gonna cut it. Some nice frilly skirts should be better"
"And maybe a nice pearl necklace" Tony added and immediately wished he hadn't. Ziva sent him a glare that could rival Gibbs.
"What is my occupation?" she said turning back to Abby.
"You are a pastry chef"
"What's that?"
"You bake cakes and desserts for weddings and other functions" McGee answered.
"Could this get any worse? Who is the father?"
"Um a sperm donor" Abby said quietly
"What I couldn't even get someone to knock on me I must be really lame"
"I think you mean knock you up" Tony corrected.
"Whatever" Ziva said. "I am getting out of this ridiculous suit." She stormed into the other room.
"This should be interesting" McGee said.
"I just hope I stay alive long enough to see it through" Tony said smirking.
Hope you enjoyed please keep the reviews coming. Ziva might have seemed angry to the extreme but there is a reason behind how she is acting. Thanks
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