I DO NOT OWN ANYONE OR ANYTHING IN THIS STORY BESIDES THE OC'S.
Caylee's Point of View-
We arrived to the reception hall in one piece, we climbed out of our cars and Chavo and his family were outside waiting for us.
"Hey, who are these lovely little boys?" I asked looking at his two sons.
"Sons, this is your Aunt Caylee." Chavo said.
"Nice to meet you Caylee." The one said, I ruffle their hair and I shook his wife's hand.
"This my wife." Chavo said.
"That was a wonderful wedding you had, I never knew that you were MJ's twin." She said.
"I didn't know either, why don't we get inside away from this cold?" I said as everyone hurried inside to get warm.
"The wedding party is here!" Hunter yelled, Jeff and I were bombarded with people trying to hug and kiss us, we were separated from each other, I was being pulled to his family's side of the room and he was being pulled to my family's side of the room, Matt, Shannon, and MJ went and sat the wedding party table, my mom went and sat at the table with Chavo and his family, and the Legend went and found an empty seat on Jeff's family side. I made it back up to the wedding party table, Jeff pulled out my chair for me and pushed it when I sat down, and he sat down next to me.
"I thought my high school graduation was bad giving away so many hugs, jeez." I said.
"How many people did you invite on your side?" Jeff asked.
"Shut up, it's about equal." I said looking at the two sides.
"Equal my butt, there's like double the people on your side of the room."
"You guys have been married for an hour and half and your fighting already?" Maria asked leaning on the table to look down at us.
"Yes, who has the most family here?" Jeff asked.
"Caylee." Everyone answered.
"How rude." I said as the people that we ordered our food was setting it up on the back tables.
"So, tomorrow, I was figuring, sleep in late, lord knows we are going to be tired from today." Jeff said as MJ coughed.
"And tonight." MJ said, we turned and gave her a dirty look, "What? I slipped some of the safety gloves in your bag." MJ said, I rolled my eyes and looked back at Jeff.
"We were saving that for the cruise, not tonight." Jeff said.
"My bad, both of them have beds and you two will be there." MJ said as she went back to her conversation with Maria.
"Anyways, get up, go back to Eddie's grave site, go see a movie and go to a nice sit down restaurant like Chili's or something?" Jeff asked.
"Chili's, how lovely is that?" Matt asked.
"Very lovely, I love Chili's thank you very much." I said.
"You got the ghetto girl." Kimo said.
"I like my girls ghetto, at least I'm not as ghetto like you and take my girlfriends to McDonald's." Jeff said as we all went 'OOHH!'
"That was good!" Candice said as she stood up and leant over us giving Jeff an hi-five.
"For your information, I only take my booty calls to McDonalds." Kimo said.
"I'm sorry, I got confused for a minute." Jeff said.
"Yeah, Kimo doesn't do dates, I guess you were too wrapped up in this whole wedding thing." Shane said.
"Nah, the wedding wasn't that important." Jeff said, which caused him to get a slug from me.
"Your lucky we're in public because I would tackle you and start tickling you." I said into his ear before I nibbled at his neck a little.
"Well, if you do that here, we might end up on Americas Funniest Videos." Jeff said giggling.
"Or the Hardy Show." I said as the manager of the catering came up to us.
"The food is set up." She said.
"Thanks." Jeff said as he grabbed the microphone that was set on the table between him and I.
"I'll laugh if you got electrocuted." Shane said.
"And his hair like stands up into a fro, that would be AWESOME!" Shannon said.
"You have the weirdest sense of humor, but it would be funny." I said.
"What would be funny?" Candice asked.
"If Jeff got electrocuted and his hair stood up into a fro." I said as they all laughed.
"Can you all shut up for like five seconds so I can make an announcement?" Jeff asked as the whole room stopped and turned around.
"Well, you shouldn't of sat all of us at one table." Velvet Sky said.
"And, you got everyone's attention now honey." I said nodding towards everyone else.
"Oh, sorry about that, I didn't realize it was on yet, the food is ready?" Jeff said as he turned all blushful and set the microphone down.
"And I think the bride and groom should go first!" Matt said into the microphone but it didn't work.
"The microphone hates you Matt." Maria said as he just gave her a dirty look, Jeff and I got up and scooted our way out, and rest of the wedding party followed.
"You want to share a plate with me?" I asked wrapping my arms around his arm and rested my chin on his shoulder.
"You're a big girl, you can have your own plate, plus you need your energy." Jeff said winking at me.
"Fine, I'll get my own plate." I said as I grabbed my own plate, MJ turned around to rest of the wedding party.
"Okay, if you see these two leaving to go to the bathroom together, and their not back in five minutes, one of us has to go in and spray them with a hose." MJ said.
"We won't do it in the bathroom." Jeff said.
"We're better than that." I said as they all gave us a dirty looks.
"Who here lost their appetite?" Shane asked.
"I thought that would never happen." Velvet Sky said as Jeff and I went back to our seats and sat down.
"Your not going to shove that cake in my face are you?" I asked.
"I will, if you let me lick it off." Jeff said as he kissed me on the lips.
"Not here, if we have left over's maybe." I said winking at him as we started eating the food, and our DJ started playing music quietly while we all ate and talked.
"I think we shouldn't of picked these people for our wedding party." Jeff said looking at the people we were sitting next to.
"Why's that?" I asked.
"These are the crazy mother fuckers we call friends and they are just crude to us, but I love them." Jeff said as he leant back after he finished eating, and I rubbed his stomach.
"How are they crude, and I think someone to needs to loosen their belt to a new hole." I said jokingly.
"Shut up, I'm just afraid of what MJ and Matt would say." Jeff said as I pulled my seat closer to him and cuddled as close as I could to him.
"Hey, at least these people out there that will listen to it knows us enough and them enough, nothing will surprise them." I said as we saw Chavo's two sons go out onto the dance floor dancing, then Chavo and his wife went out there, and a few other people got up and joined them, Stephanie, Hunter, Shane McMahan, Linda and Vince, and a few of our aunts and uncles were on the dance floor.
"You want to dance?" Jeff asked kissing the top of my head.
"Would love to." I said as we stood up and pushed in our seats, we walked down to the dance floor and broke it down, we were of course dancing dirty once in a while but we limited it since there were kids on the dance floor, soon enough everyone from our wedding party joined us on the floor, I went and pulled the Legend onto the dance floor to dance with me during a slow song. After the song finished, an upbeat song started playing, I went and found Jeff in the middle of the dance breaking it down.
"Shovel!" Jeff yelled, everyone started doing the shovel with him, and then the song came to an end.
"Sorry to interrupt your fun Jeff." Matt said.
"Please say it isn't speech time?" I asked as I grabbed Maria's arm because she was the only one I knew standing next to me.
"Sorry." Maria asked.
"Jeff and Caylee get your butts up here." MJ said into the microphone, Jeff walked up to me and grabbed my hand, we walked up to the front and we stood in between them.
"This isn't working out." Matt said as he climbed in between me and Jeff.
"Better?" Jeff asked.
"Yes, you two are separated." Matt said, we both rolled our eyes. "Alright, MJ you want to go first?" Matt asked.
"No, because I'm going to end up crying if I go first." MJ said.
"Here's a tissue." I said handing her one from my bra.
"I knew it, you stuffed!' Matt said.
"Just this once because I knew I was going to cry." I said.
"I liked her stuffed boobs." Jeff said.
"Okay, enough." Matt said.
"Speech!Speech!" Everyone chanted as they went to their seats.
"Alright, I didn't really write a speech because I wasn't sure on who the best man was until this morning when Shannon and I kind of fought over it, but that just means this will be from my heart." Matt said, without even thinking, I had to say it.
"You have a heart?" I asked, I suddenly covered my mouth with my hand and I started turning red a little, MJ wrapped her arms around me and she busted up laughing into my shoulder and Jeff was on the other side of Matt biting his lip.
"I'm disregarding that, I'll deal with you later." Matt said.
"Sorry." I said.
"Anyways, Jeff is my baby brother, I've seen him grow up and become a man, even though there was and is sometimes that I want to slap him around and strangle him, but I love him none the less." Matt said.
'Aw, brotherly love, nothing is better than that.' I thought.
'Sisterly love is better than that, at least our love is.' MJ thought as she put her one hand around my shoulder.
"I have seen my brother through his tough times, boy were those tough, but I have also seen him through his good times, I'm starting to sound like Shakespeare." Matt said.
"Your not even close Romeo." I said giggling.
"Well shut up Juliet." Matt said as everyone gasped.
"Maybe if you were talking about something less poetic Shakespeare's twin." I said.
"I'm going to continue my speech," Matt said as Jeff leaned behind Matt and did the 'Shush' symbol. "I would have to say this was love at first sight, it was so cute, it looked like puppy love, it melted my heart seeing them together. They have had their trouble, but they worked through it. I seriously think that these two if anyone can make it through this marriage with no problems at all." Matt said.
"Aw, tear." MJ said.
"Caylee!" Matt said.
"That wasn't me this time!" I said.
"It was me, sorry." MJ said.
"Well, I love you both, Jeff more than you Caylee, but I can deal with you, I guess I have to now." Matt said looking over at me with a disgusted face.
"I can say the same about you." I said as Matt handed the microphone over to MJ.
"Caylee, I wrote a speech and I KNOW you or Jeff will be saying a smart remark." MJ said.
"Why don't we move Jeff over here?" Matt asked switching positions with Jeff, Jeff wrapped his arm around my waist.
"Alright, so, I've known Jeff longer, but I haven't really talked to him a lot since Vickie tried to keep me away from you. I talked to you like once a month if I was lucky. You always
seemed nice, down to earth, happy, and protective of the ones you love. When I first met Caylee, it was pure accident, and we hung out here and there, but when we found out we were twins, you were never able to separate us, kind of like Jeff and her, I have never seen two people further in love, maybe besides Shannon and I. Jeff and Caylee fought to stay together, they both have evil and twisted minds, but I wouldn't love them any other way. I have seen them when they were broke up for that week and they were not themselves, and I know that this marriage would last because I know that they wouldn't be able to last long or last any at all without the other. I love you!" MJ said as tears came to her eyes, I hugged her tightly and Jeff pulled her into a hug.
"Now it's time for the father daughter dance." The DJ said as Jeff helped me and MJ down onto the dance floor, I went and grabbed the Legend, Jeff grabbed my mom, Matt went to the DJ saying to play two songs instead of one. I danced with the Legend during one song, then the next song came on, I started dancing with Chavo and Jeff danced with MJ.
"May I cut in?" Matt asked.
"Absolutely, I'll catch you during the dollar dances." Chavo said pecking me on the cheek, and Matt grabbed my one hand and rested his other hand on my waist.
"Anything on your mind?" I asked.
"How are you holding up after your break down at the grave yard?" Matt asked.
"I'm fine, are you okay having a little sister in law to help Jeff annoy you?" I asked.
"Actually I'm afraid, if anything, you and your sister living within thirty minutes of each other, that's the worst part and my house being close by." Matt said.
"Oh, we won't be that bad, you just got to deal with our hormonal ways."
"If you can deal with us throwing eggs or watermelons at you."
"I wasn't expecting anything less than that." I said giggling as the song came to an end.
"Time for cake!" Velvet yelled over the microphone.
"You didn't have to scream, especially in the microphone sweetie." Shane said as I had to play with my ears to hear properly.
"Sorry everyone." Velvet said as we went to the cake that was sitting on the edge of the table.
"You want me to cut it?" Jeff asked.
"You both are supposed to cut it." My mom said having her camera ready.
"Where's that knife?" Jeff asked.
"Should we trust him with a knife?" Vince asked.
"Yeah, only if Vickie isn't around." Matt said.
"Right!" Jeff said as he grabbed the knife and I put my hands over his.
"Okay, what about here?" I asked.
"Perfect, we can have the pink flower, what every man wants." Jeff said sarcastically.
"It helps your manliness." Shannon said as he wrapped his arms around my sister, we cut the piece and put it on a plate, we cut the piece in half.
"I should draw a bull's eye on your face." I said studying his face.
"I know where I'm putting mine!" Jeff said as he smashed the cake on the bottom of my face, it went up my nostrils and some of it actually got in my mouth.
"Dude, it got in my nose and it burns!" I said as I waved my hands frantically.
"Way to go Jeff!" Kimo said.
"I didn't know." Jeff said as I excused myself and went to blow the cake pieces out of my nose. I came back and everyone was waiting for me to put some in his face, Jeff was looking the other way, I picked up the piece of cake.
"Oh Jeff!" I said as he turned around and I shoved it right when he turned.
"That was good." Jeff said as frosting started to fall off his face, he grabbed a napkin wiping off the frosting, we then started cutting pieces for our family and friends handing them out, when they got down we grabbed our own cake.
"I seriously think by end of this night I'm not going to be able to wear this dress because I'm eating so much." I said as I took a bite of my cake.
"That's why these are usually one time things." Candice said.
"Unless if you plan on renewing your vows later on down the road." Velvet said.
"Which is possible, but by that time I would hopefully lost the weight I gained here and on that cruise." I said.
"You'll be losing it by all the time you'll be spending in the bedroom on the ship." Maria said.
"We haven't even slept together, you guys think we're some kind of horn dogs or something, if and when we decide to do it, we won't waste the whole cruise in the bedroom." I said in a whisper when I felt two muscled arms wrapping around me and pulling me towards them, I almost fell off the back of the chair and I gripped the table. "Whoa!" I said.
"I got you, what are you guys talking about?" Jeff asked.
"You!" MJ said.
"We haven't been married for a day yet and your already talking bad about me?" Jeff asked kissing the top of my head.
"It isn't bad, trust us." Candice said.
"Fine, don't be saying anything bad about me, I know where you sleep." Jeff said kissing my head again as he helped me back up to an upright position.
"Your still a virgin?" Velvet Sky asked in a whisper.
"Sh!" I said putting my index finger over my lips.
"She isn't the only one." MJ said.
"See, sisters think a like." I said.
"You"re a married girl though, that can change tonight." Candice said a little excited.
"You know, whatever, just eat your cake." I said as the DJ came over the intercom.
"Here are a few classic songs that all of you need to get on the dance floor for." DJ said as the chicken dance started, we all got up and we formed a circle on the dance floor, I stood between Chavo's two sons, Jeff was on the other side of the one and MJ was on the other side of the other, we grabbed their hands and ran about in circles when needed. After the chicken dance song ended, then 'This is the Cha Cha Slide y'all.'
"OOOHHH the Cha Cha slide!" I said as I went and grabbed the McMahan's, Hunter, my mom, the Legend, and Chavo.
"How do you do the Cha Cha Slide?" Chavo's one son asked.
"I'll help you okay." I said as I put them in front of me, Jeff and MJ were next to me. I told the two little boys what to do and when to do it, I then moved in front with them I stood in between and made sure they did it right, they then got the hang of it and followed everyone else's lead. It was quite amazing seeing Vince McMahan and the Legend doing the Cha Cha Slide. After the Cha Cha Slide ended the conga started. "You lead." I said to Jeff.
"What about these two little boy"s lead." Jeff said as we put the two little boy's in front of us, they led us outside and around the building and back inside right when the song was ending. "Hi five's you two!" Jeff said giving them hi-five's.
"Now, to turn it down some, it's time for the dollar dances." The DJ said, I danced with Vince, Shane M., Hunter, Shane, Shannon, Matt, Chavo, Kimo, the Legend, Chavo made his two sons dance with me, I danced with them both at once, I danced with a few of mine and Jeff's uncles, then I saw Maria walk up.
"Aren't you supposed to dance with Jeff?" I asked.
"I already did, now it's your turn, the others are in line behind me." Maria said as she shoved the dollar down my bra.
"All of them?" I asked as I started dancing with her, I looked over and Matt was dancing with Matt.
"Yeah, is that a problem?" Maria asked.
"No, I can't believe this." I said as I danced with her, Velvet, Candice, Linda, Stephanie, my mom, Chavo's wife, a few of our aunts, and MJ was the last person in my line. After the
dollar dances, Jeff and I met back up at the table, and we put all the dollars into a baggie, Jeff slipped the baggie into his pocket for later.
"Time to throw the bouquet!" My mom said.
"I put mine on dad's grave though." I said.
"Use mine.' Velvet Sky said handing me hers, I went out onto the dance floor and all the girls crowded around behind me.
'You better catch this MJ.' I thought.
'I have my fake nails on, I'm ready.' MJ thought, I threw it over my head and I turned around to see who it caught it.
"I got it!" Velvet Sky said.
"Does that mean anything to you Shane?" Candice asked.
"It will mean something if I catch her garter." Shane said.
"We're doing that?" I asked.
"Yeah, you did the bouquet, I get to go after your garter." Jeff said.
"One minute." I said as I grabbed MJ and pulled her to the side.
"What's the matter?" MJ asked.
"I'm wearing a thong, and if he does the garter, he will see my goodies." I said turning a slight red.
"At least he will get a sneak peek before tonight." MJ said as Jeff walked over.
"What's going on?" Jeff asked.
"She's embarrassed because she's wearing a thong under her dress and you have to go under there to get her garter." MJ said bluntly, I smacked her.
"Then pull your garter down further so I won't have to see it." Jeff said.
"I hate you both." I said as Jeff grabbed my hand walking me over to the chair they put in the middle of the room, MJ was just laughing her butt off, she pulled our her camera to take
pictures of how red I was.
"Relax, I'll save it for surprise later." Jeff said as I sat down, he squatted down in front of me, he threw the bottom of my dress over his head, I held down the top part trying to cover myself some, and I felt him grab my garter with his teeth I'm assuming, he pulled down my leg and over my shoes, he pulled the garter from his mouth. He leaned up and kissed me on the lips lightly, "Told you that I would sneak a peek." Jeff said smiling mischievously. The guys gathered around behind him, and he threw it over his shoulder, Shannon caught it. Then we all danced for a few more hours, that was when people started leaving, we hugged them on their way out and thanked them for coming. The McMahan's were the last people to go, besides the wedding party and the Legend and my mom.
"We'll see you in two months?" Vince asked.
"No, one month sir." I said as I hugged him, Linda, Shane, Stephanie, and Hunter.
"Alright, be safe you two." Linda said, and Hunter walked up to Jeff, he tried to whisper it, but it wasn't that good of a whisper.
"Don't forget the little rubber things." Hunter said.
"Get out!" I said.
"Sorry!" Hunter said leaving, we both giggled, Jeff wrapped his arms around my waist as we gradually walked back to rest of them cleaning up the mess, we both grabbed a garbage bag and helped clean up some.
"Where do you want us to put your wedding gifts?" Shane asked as he started shaking one.
"Stop that, your going to break it!" Velvet said pulling it out of his hands.
"I'll take them home with me until you guys come back from the cruise and start moving your things." My mom said.
"That's when we will have to get home and send out thank you cards." I said.
"The fun I'll be waiting for." Jeff said as he was putting cups and plates into the garbage bag.
"It'll be fun if you make it fun, I'm sure you would be able to." Shannon said as him and MJ started folding up chairs and putting them against the wall.
"Garbage run to the dumpster, who wants to go?" Maria asked, me, Maria, Candice, and Matt went out to the dumpster, the Legend stood in the door frame to keep track on us since there was only one man among us. We walked back in, they were pushing the tables back into the walls, and MJ and my mom were getting out the brooms, mops and filling water into the buckets.
"Why don't you two get out of here already, we got this and we're almost done?" My mom asked.
"Nobody minds, do they?" Jeff asked.
"No, it's cool, get out of here you love birds." Candice said, we walked around giving out our hugs and kisses.
"When are you guys flying out to North Carolina?" Shane asked.
"We're flying out on the 31st, that is going to be a packed flight." I said.
"I know, but at least I'll be with you." Jeff said kissing my forehead.
"Tomorrow night, you two are not sharing her room, and you better not say 'But mom...'" My mom said, everyone busted up laughing.
"We're leaving the third." Shannon said.
"I'm leaving on the fifth." Maria said.
"I'm leaving the same day." Candice said.
"Oh, have fun with that, are you guys going to get together before hand?" I asked.
"Probably, for New Years, too bad your not going to be there." MJ said.
"Well, lets get out all the tears, hugs and photos now because you have two months before we can do it again." Jeff said as all the girls besides my mom group hugged and jumped up and down.
"They get weirder by the moment. "Matt said, I hugged each one of them individually tightly, then I got to MJ.
"You'll have your phone with you at all times?" MJ asked.
"Yes, you too?" I asked.
"Yeah, if you don't answer I know." MJ said wagging her eyebrows.
"I could say the same for you." I said hugging her tightly, now that I know her and all these wonderful friends, it's going to be hard being away from them for two months, but at least I'll be with Jeff, maybe he'll keep my mind off of it.
"I love you, take TONS of pictures." MJ said.
"I love you too, you got to do the same." I said.
"You got to remember to buy more of those gloves." MJ said.
"What is up with everyone and saying that?" Jeff asked joining us.
"I think their making bets." I said.
"Tomorrow, does everyone want to come over for another bar-be-que before their trip?" My mom offered.
"I haven't had a bar-be-que in a while." The Legend said.
"At what time?" Candice asked.
"What is good for everyone?" My mom asked.
"How about six?" Shane asked.
"Does everybody know how to get to the house?" MJ asked.
"We'll figure it out." Kimo said, Jeff and I left climbing into the car.
"Are we checked in already?" I asked.
"The key's should be in your bag, we have a suite." Jeff said as I had to give him directions to the hotel.
"I really want out of this stupid dress!" I said as we climbed out of the car and grabbed our bags.
"You will be soon enough." Jeff said as he kissed me on the lips, he lightly bit my bottom lip that I found so hot, we walked into the hotel, we were stared at like some circus folk, we
got on the elevator.
"They act as if they never saw a girl in a wedding dress before." I said as the doors shut.
"Their just jealous that they won't be able to look that good in that dress like you." Jeff said.
"Especially that big fat man with that beard that was sitting reading the newspaper."
"He probably saw the announcement in the newspaper."
"They put it in the newspaper, Greg is going to be pissed." I said as the doors opened, we walked off and Jeff looked through my bag and found the box of condoms that MJ and Maria put in there.
"Do we need these many?" He asked smiling up at me.
"I didn't buy them, Maria and MJ did, they said since we're gone for two months we will need them." I said shrugging my shoulders as he found the key and swiped it, we walked in and there was rose petals over the bed and the floor, then there was a bottle of champagne waiting for us.
"Like it?" Jeff asked closing the door behind him, I set my bag in the closet area and looked around at the rose petals. "Don't you want to get out of that dress?" Jeff asked.
"Will do." I said grabbing my bag and went into the bathroom, I opened it and I found some lingerie I have NEVER seen in my life, those stupid bitches, I pulled out my phone calling MJ.
"You found the surprise?" MJ asked.
"I hate you guys, who bought it?" I asked.
"We all pinched in, I tried it on to make sure it would fit." MJ said.
"I hate you guys, and you took my other clothes out of here."
"Yeah, we didn't want you having options." MJ said evilly laughing, a knock came to the door.
"Are you okay in there?" Jeff asked.
⌠"Yeah, I'll be out in a minute Jeff." I said.
⌠"You better tell him somehow so you don't surprise him."
"Have I ever told you that I hate you?"
"You just did." MJ said as I heard her put it on speakerphone.
"We love you!!!" MJ, Maria, Candice and Velvet said into the phone and hung up afterwards, and I walked out carrying the lingerie.
"We have a problem." I said.
"What's that?" Jeff asked as his tie was undone, his jacket was off, and his t-shirt and cuffs were unbuttoned.
"Those bitches took my clothes out of my bag and switched it with this lingerie." I said showing him what they put in my bag.
"Put it on, I won't mind." Jeff said smiling widely.
"I bet you won't." I said as I went back into the bathroom changing into lingerie, I felt totally uncomfortable wearing it, but what other option do I have, sleep in my wedding dress? When I walked out, Jeff was in his boxers laying on the bed in his best sexy pose, I hung my dress up in the closet before I saw him.
"I told you that I wouldn't mind, if you don't mind me like this." Jeff said as he pretended to rub his nipple, I just giggled a little and climbed into the bed up next to him.