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"IT'S A PANCAKE" Humphrey yelled in Kate's ear
"Humphrey not now!"
"Hmm, what rhymes with Kate? Kate... date late rate ate fate mate wait bait hate Kuwait annihilate... im bored, I think ill go eat that green waffle over there. "
In Winston's den, things were going insane.
"Eve, why is Garth crying? Did you assault him again?" Winston said very seriously.
"Where the heck am I supposed to get salt?" Eve barked back.
"I don't want salt, I want mustard" Garth said in a pathetic crying baby voice.
"Eve what the heck is mustard?" Winston says, confused.
"Eat my toenails!" Lilly says as she crawls in like a caterpillar.
"Speaking of mustard I gotta go take one." Eve said while floating away.
"Hey guys I found the ketchup!" Garth says while holding a bottle of maple syrup.
Just then Reba and Janice walk in. "Hey look we're magnets!" As they say that they both cling to the ceiling.
Tony walks in later. "Hey guys whats going on?"
Winston replies saying "Total pandemonium"
"Okay." Tony says then he walks away.
"Hey look the ketchup smells green!" garth says as he throws a lit match in the maple syrup.
"Where the heck did you get a match?" Winston says.
"Amazon." Garth replies as the maple syrup sends off an atomic maple bomb.
"YOU LOOK LIKE GRAPE JUICE" says Tony as he walks in.
"Where did you go?" says winston.
"You told me to go get a panda! So I got one!" As Tony says that a giant panda bursts into the den and rips reba and janice off of the ceiling. He rips out thier intestines and throws them at Garth. "Yay more mustard!" Garth says as the panda runs up to him, snaps his front legs and devours him. The panda goes into the other den room and sees Eve and Lilly watching Spongebob on the TV. He runs over, Jumps on them and squishes them. Just then a Hunter with an automatic shotgun runs in and starts blasting the panda like crazy. The panda rolls off the 2 wolfs who were still alive but had many broken bones. The hunter shot at the wolfs and killed lilly in 1 shot. He then shot at eve, first he blew her ear off, then he shot off her tail and back side. He got extremly angry, ran towards eve, picked her up, stuck the shotgun down her throat and fired, it blew her guts everywhere and the only thing left was her head. He threw the head on the ground and walked away whistling.
"He was a free gift with the panda." Tony says, smiling.
Winston was in complete shock. Then everything blurred.
"Oh, it was just a dream." Winston said, feeling very relieved.
"Eat my toenails!" Lilly says as she crawls in like a caterpillar.
"Speaking of mustard I gotta go take one." Eve said while floating away.
"Hey guys I found the ketchup!" Garth says while holding a bottle of maple syrup.
Just then Reba and Janice walk in. "Hey look we're magnets!" As they say that they both cling to the ceiling.
Tony walks in later. "Hey guys whats going on?"
Winston realizes that the same thing is happening, after thinking for a while he says "I'm standing on mayonnaise"
Tony runs in and yells "NO! ITS MY BACONNAISE!"
"Merry Kwanza! To fun and for fall!" Humphrey called out.
"Humphrey, shut it!" kate yelled
"I was born under a rock! Oh and the rock looked cool! And guess what else?"
"What?" Kate said sarcastically
"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"
"No humphrey!"
"H-U-M-phrey!"
"Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!"
"Humphrey, why are you singing that?"
"Its my favorite song because the captain sings with little kids"
"Thats it I'm going to bed."
Kate walked in to her den and Humphrey followed.
Thats it for chapter 2! Next is chapter 3: The part where Kate trys to stop everyone from acting like complete weirdos. Also known as TPWKTTSEFALCW
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