Dear readers,
I have taken a very long absence… and for that I am sorry.
BUT NOW I IS BACKZ AND MOAR TERRIRFRIEINGLY RANDOM THAN EVUR!(PUT THAT IN UR CHEEZBURGER SOUP!)
So yea sorry for leavin 'n everything but I have to finish at least one alpha and omega story, so I decided to continue this. I left for mostly 1 big reason, which was that my trial ran out on word perfect, but now I have full Microsoft 2010 student edition and I really want to start typing.
Two authors notes:
All of you writers will be amazing if you have to take essays. (you guys are master writers.)
I want to thank turrdle for both inspiring me to continue this story and his idea for the chapter.
(I can't count) please write lots of reviews! (if I can get 20 I'll probably start a new A+O story.)
Chapter 3:TPWKTTSEFALCW
The part where Kate trys to stop everyone from acting like complete weirdos
INTRO SONG!
This is the part!
The part where the thing
The thing happens!
Something bout kate!
Cause she tries to stop!
Like a stop sign!
Pulling out the yield!
CHORUS:
Butter my toast
Butter my toast
Butter my toes and ill sing for you.
45 bucks!
45 toast!
Butter my pennies and ill smell blue!
OUTRO:
Ever
Why? One!
Afro! Letter m!
Act! With an ing!
Then the l-i-k-e!
The songs almost complete!
For the wierdoss.
Bam!
"Wake! Kate up! Wake its time to kate up! WAKE! KATE UP NOW!"
"Humphrey?" kate had just woken up. "Humphrey what time is it?"
"bamboo stalks!"
"your still crazy aren't you."
"Angry pencil sharpener cats!"
"that's a yes."
Kate walked over to her dad.
"so, anyone back to normal yet?"
"trust me, its not even close."
"so whats new?"
"snails are traveling to Africa in a cargo plane, tony is now a movie star and the birds just launched a nuclear warhead onto china."
Humphrey sneaks behind kate.
"THOSE POOR CHINESEAINS! THEY LOST ALL THEIR STAKE!"
"I say we leave everyone here and travel to Alaska."
"not a bad idea kate" as Winston thought it over.
Now over to lilly garth and eve!
"PIE PANCAKED TABLET NOTEBOOK HELMET LIGHT DISCS!"
"you lose again lily! You are horrible at cheze!"
"garth thinks its called parrchessi"
"parr-chess-i?"
Eve stood up on two legs and turned into a rocket ship. She crash landed in the ocean.
Wow, that was short. Back to the winstons!
"Kate, do you hear that?"
"It sounds like a…"
Suddenly a boat with the word 'skool' scribbled on the side with marker slammed into the cave.
"What the cra-"
"SHHHH! Not infront of the bacon" Humphrey said.
Suddenly an extremely muscular dude jumped out of the boat. When he hit the ground an earthquake occurred and California broke off of the US.
He began to say something.
"Have you seen my ointment?" the 'man' said in a raspy old ladies voice.
"Um sir,"
"EEEK! Talkin kitty kats!"
"Kate I think it's a girl,"
Kate's jaw fell.
"I came on the magic school bus in hopes to fly to Jupiter to meet the manicorn who would open a portal to the cake. Which is not a lie. It's just a pie."
"Um mam, I think your high." Kate said
"Don't worry kate, I got this." Humphrey interrupted
"simple, old muscular lady. Put a sugar on the middle left and middle right squares, eggs right in the middle, three buckets of milk on the top and three wheat on the bottom. Then you have a cake."
"but that's the problem! As soon as I did that it said achievement get, the lie. "
"Take a left near Uranus."
"k thanks" and in an instant she evaporated leaving a supernova explosion blowing up everyone within a 1k mile radius and wiped out all the wolves, who woke up in a land that has never been touched by anyone, and to them, they seemed normal but to others… well… merry Christmas!
Yea stupid ending I know I know, but I figured that was…. Fitting for them…. Now I need a glass of squaghalianochius. And I think ill sleep for a couple weeks… ow…