Those Seven Chocolate Piano Clocks

by Animietoon11 -Jables

A completely normal non-wierd story that does not promote terrorism. rated M for many MANY things. TSCPC is sponsered by frosted flakes "gettin' Shakey with the flakey!" i spell can-do's name as can-do because that is how it is on the movie subtitles.

4. Chapter 4: EPILOGUE

THOSE

SEVEN

CHOCOLATE

PIANO

CLOCKS

VOL.1

SEASON 1

SERIES 1

EDITION 1

EPISODE 4

PART 1

NOW IN A BLU-RAY DVD VIDEO GAME UNCUT MODIFIED ORIGINAL REMASTERED DOCUMENTARY DELETED SCENE SPECIAL FEATURE 32 EPISODE 9 DISC 801 MINUTE BONUS COMMENTARY ANIMATED VOICE EDITED ENGLISH DUBBED SUBTITLES AUDIO AND VIDEO BOX SET

(Try sayin that 5 times reel fast!)That's right guys! I'm back! TSCPC ISN'T over yet!

Episode 4:

Yes that is the title. I know I know… they are getting shorter but, I just can't think of any more long titles so sorry.

Some authors notes.

1 )Wow you guys sure love Minecraft… and cake… and lying.

2) Holy cru—birds… birds. Wow I can't believe thunderassault actually wrote a review on my story… wow. Wow. Ok im done

3) Just because all the wolves are dead doesn't mean the story is over. So it's still on

4) Thanks for all the reviews in 1 day, and yea I noticed the confusing dialoug so im gonna try to fix it this time

5) Congrats, I just wasted 180 words on the beginning. Go ahead and count.

"So, kate… are we…"

"yes dad, were dead."

Winston sighed. "figures… but hey, now we can act crazy to and it will be completely normal!"

"Hey good point dad!" Kate said excitedly "I'm going to go talk to Humphrey."

Kate finds Humphrey licking a rock, she decided to just go with that.

"So, Humphrey, what are you doing?"

Humphrey stopped licking the rock. "I'm checking my Facebook status. I have 57 friends now."

Kate stared at Humphrey and was in shock.

"what's wrong Kate?"

"You look like a cat."

Humphrey walked behind a tree and started making noises

"RRRRRRRGGG AUUUUUGHHGH" *plop*

Humphrey came out from behind the tree and looked like his normal self.

"Um, Humphrey, what were you just doing in there?"

"Writing a play, here read it."

Kate read Humphreys play.

The Gay Duckling

Characters:

Gay duck

Straight moose

S.M.:Hi there little duck

G.D: I'm gay

S.M: Hey its not nice to make fun of gay animals like that

G.D: Oh, I'm sorry, but I don't lie, I only tell the truth.

S.M:I am going to tell your parents young ducky!

G.D: ok, but they migrated. To china.

S.M: Are you sick?

G.D: No, I'm gay

*Audience laughs*

The End

"Wow Humphrey, that was… different."

Just then reba walked by.

"Oh hi reba." Kate said

"Hi Katheryn. I'm looking for mrs. Teacher man lady woman."

Janice falls ontop of reba.

"NO YOU'R THE CHOCOLATE SYRUP YOU DIRTY ENHANCEMENT PILL!"

"lol internetz"

Winston is talking to tony.

"Hi tony"

"I JUST CRAPPED MYSELF! ALL THE GREEN OOZY STUFF IS OOZING DOWN MY THROAT HOLE RIGHT NOW!"

Winston sighs. "Tony, what is wrong with you?"

"Says you mr. big green slimy old haggy wrinkly pasty puke covered crap drenched shrively infectious sausage fingers!"

Winston thinks"just act crazy"

"Tomato soup!"

Tony thanks Winston and walks away.

2 hours late Winston and kate meet up.

"So kate, I figured something out… these things they say… its like a new language."

"Yea I think your right. Because if we were dead then they would probably be back to normal. "

"ok kate. So lets try and figure this out. I just got this paper and pencil out of nowhere and developed the writing skill of a 11th grader in 10 minutes, so ill record everything they say and how they respond."

"Wait, what? Nevermind… so this means im doing the talking?"

"yes."

"ok"

5 minutes later.

"Hey Humphrey!"

"Moist sags kate!"

"Ok that's obviously hello in…. crazywolfeniseian"

"um kate, maybe I should come up with the titles"

*Audience laughs*

"What the crap was that?" they all said

*audience laughs*

"Shut up!" they all said… again

*Audience makes googoo sounds*

*everyone runs away*

Humphrey walks up to kate.

"Hey Kate."

"Hi Humphrey."

"wait… did you just say hey?"

"Uh… TOOILET FLAP SMACKER PEE WEE PHONE PRECISION BLUE WACKOMS EMPIRE $$"

"I say we cut the story off short."

Epilogue:

Kate and Winston both learned the language that the other wolfs spoke. Humphrey apparently wasn't insane and only acted that way to fit in with the crowd. Winston created his own school of being normal to set out and fix the world. Lilly became the creator of the world's largest mobile broadband connection. Eve became an amateur photographer that took pictures of her toes. And then hutch decided to-

"Humphrey what are you doing?" kate said

"Duh, I'm writing the epilogue to my alpha and omega fan fic called TSCPC."

AN: I do not see my self as Humphrey

"fan fic?"

"Yes, I'm up to 777 words."

"So you're writing down every single thing we say and do and put it on the internet for millions of weird stalkers and 48 year old middle schoolers to read?"

"yes"

"well, you didn't write what I did last night though right?"

"Of course not… but I just wrote that and I might get some reviews asking what you did that night so… maybe I should tell them."

"no!"

"ok"

"ok then bye."

(For the record last night kate put on a hockey mask, covered herself in grass, hid 3 books in her mouth and shoved a watch up her-)

"HUMPHREY!"

"I go by the name humpsies now."

"Still! You said you wouldn't tell anyone."

*WARNING

The rest of this story will be filled with pathetic crying and more pathetic…. Ness and stuff… my keyboard is very annoying and this was the warning that you have warningly been warned about and other stuff… OUTTA SPACE! *

Well everyone, thanks for reading TSCPC: , or as I call it… EPILOGUE. So I will be making a semi realistic… (who am I kidding, completely unrealistic.) sequel of TSCPC. I'm still deciding on the name so please post your ideas in the reviews!

^Why did I write this genre of story on alpha and omega? Well don't take this the wrong way but, I've read way to much about wolf… mating… and figured. I'm GONNA WRITE SOMETHING ELSE! And them… BAM NEW STORY. Hope you guys liked something different and, I still read all these stories I just… skip over the mating part, They are still great stories so keep writing! (You guys and your dirty dirty lemons.) So that is another reason I stopped writing the tree of love, but I will probably continue that. (Its hard to switch from crazy writing to normal writing.) ^

So guys please review, I promise to read every review, and if you have a question I will answer it, if you have a suggestion I will listen to it and if you have a funny idea I WILL USE IT! (and give you credit, and change the idea up a bit.)

T HANKS FOR READING ! BLAGUGHRTGUTHG