I DO NOT OWN ANYONE OR ANYTHING IN THIS STORY BESIDES THE OC'S.

Caylee's Point of View-

Jeff went outside to work on the yard, and I'm watching this movie called Alibi on Lifetime, and I got up from the couch hobbling over to the bookshelf picking up the phone book, I had some calls to make.

"Thank you for calling Papa Johns Pizza, may I take your order?" A girl asked.

"May I get a medium pepperoni pizza?" I asked as I moved the telephone book onto the couch next to me.

"Yes, would you like to try any of our cheesy bread?" She asked.

"No thanks, that should be it for today." I said.

"For pick-up or delivery?" She asked, I got to my feet and hobbled to the back door.

"Delivery."

"Address?" She asked as I opened the door, I covered the microphone.

"Address?"

"6543 Spiffy Drive." Jeff said over the noise of the mower, (not his actual address, if I knew his address, I wouldn't be sitting her writing this story.

"6543 Spiffy Drive." I said into the phone, I shut the door and went back to the couch.

"Alright, the total would be $10.32, and it should be there in thirty minutes or less." She said as she hung up the phone. Jack ran and jumped onto the couch, he stepped onto the phone book and started licking my face.

"Hey Jack, you want to play?" I asked as I picked him up and moved him to my lap I scratched his belly and petted his back until he laid down and was slowly falling asleep. I flipped through the yellow pages of the phone book. "Doctor offices...." I said, I figured that I should get a pap smear now that I'm sexually active. I dialed in the number and held the phone up to my ear.

"Thank you for calling, may I help you?" A female asked.

"Yeah, I was looking at getting a pap smear done, can you connect me or is this where I set up an appointment?" I asked.

"I'll set up an appointment for you here, what about Friday around 2?" She asked as I could hear her typing.

"Sounds good." I said.

"Name."

"Christina Lee Hardy."

"Alright, I'll see you Friday." She said.

"Thanks." I said hanging up the phone, and I dialed the Legend's number, I felt more comfortable him taking me rather than Kimo, Yuk or Marty, even though I could have Yuk's wife take me, but I don't know her that well.

"Hello?" The Legend asked picking up the phone.

"Hey, am I interrupting anything?"

"No, I have all the time in the world for you."

"Aw...I got a favor to ask of you."

"Should I be scared of this favor?" The Legend asked chuckling a little.

"No, you shouldn't be scared. I have a doctor's appointment Friday, Jeff isn't going to be here and he doesn't want me driving with this stupid cast on my leg, I was wondering if you would drive me to and from the doctor." I said as I petted Jack a little more.

"Sure thing, you sick?"

"No, I was just going to get a check up."

"Alright, what time is your appointment?"

"2, you want to come over before hand and I will cook you a lunch to pay you back?" I said.

"That sounds nice, I'll write it down so I won't forget, and what did you do to your leg?"

"I broke my ankle during my wrestling match Friday."

"Well, that was wonderful."

"I know it was." I said.

"Let me let you go, I have something I have to go do." The Legend said.

"Alright, I'll see you Friday." I said.

"Friday it is." He said as we hung up the phone and I set the phone to the side, and I started petting Jack again as I got back into the movie that was playing.

"Do I have money for the pizza?" I said out loud, I moved Jack onto the couch next me, he looked at me like I was stupid. "I'll be back." I said standing up and grabbed my crutches, I haven't been using them a lot lately. I hobbled back to the bedroom to look through my wallet when I heard the back sliding door open.

"Where are you?" Jeff asked.

"In the bedroom, making sure I have cash for the pizza."

"Oh." Jeff said as I could her talking babyish to Jack and Jack was barking and growling because of Jeff playing rough with him.

"How's the lawn going Itchweeed?" I asked walking back into the living room with my wallet.

"It's pretty much finished, I came in to get a glass of water because I'm as thirsty as a mother fucker boy." Jeff said doing his Itchweeed laugh which makes me giggle every time. "Are you laughing at me?"

"Yes, that laugh makes me laugh every time." I said in between laughs, I sat on the couch moving my crutches, and Jeff sat on the arm of the chair, he fell back landing on my upper legs, and his back rested on the cushion next to me and his butt and legs were on me.

"I was going to tickle you but that cast might hurt me when your kicking about."

"Why tickle me?"

"You were laughing at me." Jeff said as Jack jumped onto the third cushion and started licking Jeff's face.

"Get him Jack!" I said, Jeff reached his arms up picking Jack up and turning him about to lay on his chest.

"Who's side are you on dog?" Jeff said as he was playing with skin on his face.

"Mine, he's mommy's dog." I said smiling.

"That just has to change." Jeff said as he rolled his legs off me and onto the floor.

"How? Your only going to be here for two or three days, by then he will be trained to attack you at the door." I said as he got into sitting position and he wrapped his arm around me.

"He won't attack me, would you Jack?" Jeff said petting Jack who was now on my lap.

"Maybe."

"He won't attack me, he loves me." Jeff said making a kissing face for Jack to give him a kiss. The door bell rang, Jack jumped off my lap and ran towards the door barking.

"Coming." I said as I went to stand up and Jeff pushed me back down.

"Sit!" Jeff said pointing at me and he stood up, I gave him the money.

"I am starting to think I'm the dog here." I said.

"Well, you are a bitch sometimes." Jeff said, I was in shock, I was going to say something back but he opened the door. Jeff paid for the food and brought it into the house.

"How rude, you called me a bitch."

"But you're my bitch, that's all that matters." He said kissing the top of my head as he set the pizza down on the coffee table, and he sat down next to me.

"What do you want to drink?" I asked standing up and grabbing my crutches.

"Let me get them."

"Your sitting down and I'm already up." I said as I started hobbling away to the kitchen.

"A beer please."

"You better brush your teeth or have a mint before you kiss me." I said as I pulled out a beer and a can of Coke for myself, I hobbled back as best as I could holding the drinks and walk on crutches.

"Will do, but one kiss before I take a drink." Jeff said as I set the beer and the Coke onto the coffee table, we were just going to eat the pizza from the box, I sat down next to him resting my crutches against the back of the couch. I turned my attention back to Jeff, he grasped my face and pulled it in for a kiss. "What movie is this?" Jeff asked as he opened his beer and I opened my soda.

"Alibi, I think it's almost over, you want to watch something else?" I asked as he opened the pizza box and grabbed a piece.

"What's this movie about?" Jeff asked taking a bite of the pizza.

"It's about this guy who recorded his voice onto a machine, he had it set to call this girl every night at the same time, and the one night he was out murdering some chick, they wanted to put him on trial and the girl that was called testified as his alibi, until she realizes that he is the murderer and she investigated it herself."

"Weird, but interesting."

"Are you going to start watching Lifetime movies?"

"I might have too." Jeff said.

"Some of these Lifetime movies have some sex scenes in it."

"Does this one?"

"I don't think so." I said as Jeff snapped his fingers.

"It just means I have to watch more of these movies to see those scenes."

"At least I have someone to watch my chick flicks with." I said as we ate our pizza and watched rest of Alibi.

"I'm going to go finish the yard, what are you going to do?" Jeff asked.

"Going to go fold our laundry and pack your bag."

"Thanks sweetie." Jeff said as he kissed my forehead and headed out of the living room.