I DO NOT OWN ANYONE OR ANYTHING IN THIS STORY BESIDES THE OC'S.
Caylee's Point of View-
I hobbled into the bedroom and I grabbed all the clothes needed to put in Jeff's suitcase.
"What are you doing Jack?" I yelled out into the living room because I haven't heard his dog tags jingle in a while, then I heard them jingle and he ran into the room. "There you are, get up here." I said patting the bed, I climbed onto the bed, I set the pillows up against the head rest and I leant against them to support my back. I started re-folding his clothes for them to be able to fit in his suitcase, I then went in search of travel sized personal hygiene stuff to put in his suitcase, I came back to see that Jack had put one of his toys in the suitcase. "You want daddy take that with him?" I asked petting Jack on the head, and he jumped off the bed and ran out into the living room. I heard him whimpering a little, I walked out there and I realized he was scratching at the sliding door, I slightly opened the door. "Hey Itchweeed, Jack's got to pee, it ok if I let him out?" I yelled out into the yard.
"Let him out here boy!" Jeff yelled, I rolled my eyes, I opened the door more and I stepped aside for Jack to let him run out. I left the door open so Jack could run back in when he's done. I went back to packing Jeff's suitcase, I hid Jack's toy in the suitcase so Jeff won't see it until he got to his destination. After I finished his packing, I laid down on the bed, and my phone vibrated from MJ calling me.
"Hey Caylee!" MJ said as I answered it.
"Hey yourself, calling me to let me know you arrived safely."
"Yeah, that and to chit chat with you."
"Isn't that why Shannon is there?" "Shannon is watching the television." MJ said as I scooted down on the bed resting my head on my hand.
"What did you guys do today before flying?"
"Nothing really, just watching some television and annoying Matt, the usual."
"Sounds fun, I told Matt we were going to annoy him with our feminine ways." I said as I heard Jack run back into the house.
"I know, especially if we are living so close together."
"I know right, we can have sleep over's on weekends."
"Caylee, we're 19, we don't have sleep over's we party, get drunk then end up falling asleep and waking up the next morning not remembering the night before." MJ said.
"Sounds like a good time." Shannon said in the background.
"Leave it to Shannon, but we can have a night a week where just me and you can watch chick flicks and do girly things like manicures or something."
"Your already getting bored in that house aren't you?"
"Very much so."
"Have Jeff ease your mind, I know he still have left over ones from your honeymoon." MJ said as Shannon cracked up laughing in the background.
"He's going Itchweeed on the yard right now, and I should go see what Jack is doing." I said as I got up from the bed to go see Jack on the couch chewing on his bone.
"After the yard work is done, you never know."
"Yeah, like I would do that with a broken leg."
"You can do it with a broken leg, let me ask Shannon, Shannon!" MJ said.
"What?" Shannon asked.
"Can you have sex with someone if their leg is broken?" MJ asked.
"Yeah, you planning on breaking your leg?" Shannon asked.
"No, Caylee's sake, see Shannon said you could." MJ said.
"I'm not listening to Shannon, he's a horn dog."
"Shut up, he is not." MJ said.
"Whatever."
"Don't whatever me." MJ said.
"I can say whatever whenever I can."
"Not to me."
"Yes I can, whatever, whatever, whatever." I said in a sing song manner.
"Don't make me climb through this phone and go smack a hoe on you."
"Smack a hoe?"
"Yes, smack a hoe, you heard me."
"What are you two talking about?" Shannon asked.
"Going smack a hoe on people." MJ said.
"I want to go smack a hoe on Adam, and Vickie."
"Instead of going smack a hoe on them, I want to smack them WITH a hoe."
"Hoe as in the garden tool hoe or a human type hoe?"
"How can I smack them with a human type hoe, I'm not that strong." MJ said.
"I'm sure you can get the garden tool hoe from Itchweeed but you got to ask for his permission, you saw that in the pitchfork episode."
"I would LOVE to smack them with a hoe, we should do it Friday."
"No, I'm not going to be there Friday, wait until I come back at Wrestle Mania to do it." I complained.
"Fine, you bring the hoe's then."
"How many do we need?"
"You need one human hoe for Matt, and nine or ten garden tool hoe's."
"Matt will be pissed if we brought him a hoe." I said giggling though.
"It'll be funny though."
"At least he'll get some that night."
"Right." MJ said.
"It's a plan, we're going to go smack them with a hoe, but wait I can't bring the hoe's on a plane though."
"We'll buy them then and hide them somewhere."
"Where to hide them?" I asked thinking.
"Wait, if we do it at Wrestle Mania, we'll be at home with mom and we can store them in her garage."
"We can do that."
"Will mom go for it?"
"She doesn't need to know what we're doing with so many hoe's." I asked.
"True, but knowing mom if she found out, she would want to do it as well." MJ said as we were laughing.
"Okay, it's a deal."
"Let me let you go, we are going to go get ice cream." MJ said.
"You do that, give Matt and Shannon my love."
"Will do, give Jeff, Itchweeed and Shane my love if you see him."
"Deal, love you." I said.
"Love you too, kisses."
"Kisses." I said hanging up the phone, I didn't notice Jeff standing in the door frame.
"What are we smiling at?" Jeff asked.
"You should of just heard mine and MJ's conversation."
"I'm all ears." Jeff said as he walked, he laid on the bed on his stomach and he rested his chin on my stomach. I ran my hands through his hair as I explained our conversation and Jack went and laid in his own bed. "So, let me get the straight, we are going to go smack Adam and Vickie with garden hoe's?" Jeff asked.
"Yep, your in right?" I asked as I played with the tips of his hair.
"Oh, I'm in, it'll be the only time I can smack someone with a hoe."
"You tired, you look like your going to fall asleep."
"Yeah, yard work is tiring."
"Why don't you go wash off the paint and sweat and I'll get the bed ready for you?"
"Alright." Jeff said as he sat up and I gave him a kiss. I got up, and I folded the blanket down, I fluffed his pillows to an extent, and I went out to the kitchen to get him a water bottle. I got back to the bedroom and he was pulling up his pajama bottoms.
"Here's your water bottle." I said as I handed it to him.
"Thanks sweetie." Jeff said kissing me.
"No problem." I said as I climbed into the bed, and he climbed in on his side, he wrapped his arms around me pulling me closer to his embrace. He moved my hair out of the way of my neck and he started nibbling at it. "Not tonight Jeff." I said.
"Why not, we're at home and I'm leaving in two days." Jeff said.
"I have a doctor's appointment on Friday and I'm not allowed to have sex two to three days before this appointment."
"Oh, but you owe me big." Jeff said as he rewrapped his arms around me.