As soon as he was outside of his door Kyle turned to his yellow-eyed twin and started bombarding him with questions.
"Alright you, who or what are you? Why do you look like me and how thehell did you get into my room?" interogated Kyle.
"Hm, well the first question is too boring so I don't think I'll answer that one. As for the other two the reason I look like you was because you were the original target. And as to how I got inside your room well I just materialized there," said the yellow-eyed Kyle shrugging.
"The original target of what and what do you mean you just materialized?" Kyle screamed.
"Again with the boring questions; at least try asking level two or three quetions please," the Kyle with yellow eyes commented.
"What!" Kyle screeched.
"Questions that begin with 'who, what, where or when' are level one questions where as questions that begin with 'how and why' are level two and three and thus moreinteresting. If you wish for me to answer a level one question then you'll have to wait until the proper time," explained the now bored yellow eyed Kyle.
Kyle just gaped at his counterpart then let out a sigh of frustaration while rubbing his temples. It appears that he was not to get much out of this mysterious being anytime soon so he figured he would wait to ask the other Kyle any "level one" questions as he put it. Instead he asked another question that was bothering him.
"Hey, why couldn't my mom see you?" asked Kyle after a minute of silence.
"Like I said before it's because you were the original target," said Kyle's yellow eyed form.
At this Kyle's brows furrowed since it was clear that his yellow eyed self was not going to tell him what he was the target of or who it was that was trying to target him.
"At least tell me what I should call you," Kyle pleaded with his yellow eyed twin.
"Hm, how about Chip," suggested the second Kyle.
"Why Chip?" Kyle asked.
"Because it rhymes with dip," said Chip playfully as Kyle facepalms.
With another sigh Kyle walked up to the bus stop where Stan and Kenny were standing unaware of the Chip's presence.
"Hey Kyle," Stan greeted.
"Hey Stan," Kyle greeted back.
"Hey," Kenny said as he breifly looked up from his video game at his friend.
"So did you do your homework last night?" inqured Stan who facing Kyle.
"Stan you know I always do my homework. Why did you not do it?" replied Kyle giving his friend a questioning look but glad for the distraction from the now excited Chip who was jumping upand down and playing in the snow.
"Well, I tried but I couldn't understand some of it and I was wondering if you could help me before class starts," Stan admited.
"Sure dude. Although, I don't see why you couldn't have asked me last night," Kyle said as he tried not to laugh as Chip made faces at Kenny and calling him some colorful names.
"Well, I was kind of on a date with Wendy last night,"Stan almost whispered.
At this Kyle just rolled his eyes. Stan and Wendy have been in an on-again-off-again relationship for awhile after she broke up with Token and everytime they broke up Kyle was there to pick up the pieces. Which was more annoying then anything else but since it gave Kyle a legitimate escuse for his single status (albeit not a very good one) he put up with it. It's not like he's gay for Stan or anything like that, although, he is bisexual. No the reason he likes being single is he finds that the less complicated your life is the better, especially in a fucked up town like South Park. He was about to comment on his friends continual habit of making his life more complicated then it already was when Cartman arrived.
"Hey fatass," greeted Kenny bringing everyones (including Chip's) attention to the chubby boy.
"Hey don't call me fat, you poor piece of shit," Cartman shoot back.
Kenny just shrugged and went back to his game while unbeknownst to him Chip resumed entertaining himself with calling the poor boy names while making rediculous faces.
"Hey Cartman what's up you're unusually quiet today?" inquired Stan who noticed with some curiosity that he had yet to say anything to Kyle, which was odd since Cartman never missed an opportunity to make Kyle's life miserable. Not that either Stan or Kyle was complaining it was just uncharacteristic of him.
"Shut up you fucking hippie fag," was Cartman's reply.
"Cartman don't call Stan a hippie fag you retard," defended Kyle.
At this point everyone expected Cartman to call Kyle a fucking Jew or something along those lines, but what they didn't expect was for Cartman to blush and apologize. Eric fucking Cartman apologized. Everyone (except Chip who was now bored with calling Kenny names and making faces and decided to go back to playing in the snow) where gaping at the fat boy until the bus finally arrive.