EPOV
Condoms? Check. Breath? Check. Nerves? Double check. I'm seriously not a pervert but what do you expect me to think when Bella left me a message like that? But as the Boy scouts say" Always be prepared." or something like that I quickly jumped into my Volvo and sped to Bella's going way faster than the speed limit. I basically ran into her apartment building. I cursed the ancient elevator as it wheezed its way down. I got in and someone yelled" Hold the door" so I did being the incredibly stupid person I am. In steps this (in some people's opinions) "beautiful" woman. She took a glance at me then I double take. Then she gives me this I-know-you-want-me look that just creeped the shit out of me. So the next thing she does is completely skanky and I just feel dirty thinking about it again.
" How can I ever thank you for holding the door open for me."
Seriously the way she was batting her eye lashes at me and clutching to my arm you would've thought I cured cancer and rescued an entire village of orphans today.
I was about to tell her she could get off me when the doors open and there is Bella obviously upset and now it looks like she is really pissed off. Oh damn.
BPOV
Here I am worrying about what Edward is going to do when he sees Mike and the elevator doors part and he is being basically raped by Lauren Mallory. She's basically the slut of the building and even though I have never really talked to her she seems to hate me for some reason.
:Bella how good to see you but do you think you could take the next elevator? We're getting very cozy in her and don't want to be interrupted now do we?"
She looked up at Edward expecting him to be agreeing with her or something instead he has this look of pure terror that just screams "Dear god don't leave me alone with her"
So I calmly through my teeth said," Lauren would you mind getting your hands off of my boyfriend?"
"No I don't think I will. He's just too fine a specimen to be wasted by you Bella." She tried to smile at me but there was way too much botox in her face. I don't know what happened I just snapped and lunged at her, grabbed her by that totally fake platinum blonde hair and yank it out. Edward pulled me away and hit the down button so that Lauren would be on her way.
"Umm Bella?"