Chapter 4: A New Recruit
At the Happy Valley Ex-Villains Home (located in Jacksonville, Florida), Evil Bert was having fun with his pals. They were in the middle of playing golf when a Dark Dragon arrived, with Belladona, Flame, Strawberry, Buns and Scream riding on its back. When it landed right next to the place, they got off, and the dragon turned back into Chris.
"Hello, Evil Bert," he said. "Can you come with us? We presume your aunt wants to talk to you."
Evil Bert backed away. Being telepathically sensitive, he knew what Chris and the others were up to--they wanted to ask him to turn back to the Dark side. He said reluctantly, "I won't be evil."
"Of course, you will. Just think of all the opportunities you can get once you join my crew."
"We will stop you on that," Dr. Hamsterviel said.
"You don't know my powers. I am Chris Roberts, the Dark version of Charles Roberts. NOW, EVIL BERT COME WITH ME OR WE WILL FORCE YOU!"
"We will stop you anyway," Evil Lisa said, as Dr. Hamsterviel and the ex-evil clones got ready to attack. Chris said, "I think I need a warm up...SPIRIT OF THE DARK DRAGON, ARISE!" Then he became the Dark Dragon Ranger and continued maliciously, "Let's fight!"
They charged at him, but he smiled and blasted them away with his Dark Energy, and then continued to fight them until Evil Bert was the only one left standing. Evil Bert shouted, "You'll never catch me, you big meanies!"
"This is getting boring," said Chris. "UNLEASH THE SPIRIT OF THE DARK DRAGON!"
He sent his attack as the image of the Dark Dragon attacked Evil Bert. All at once, he got KO'd, and Flame and Buns grabbed him. Belladonna said, "Okay, we got him. Let's go!"
Chris said to the injured ex-villains, "Tell my brother that I am back and will destroy him and Bentley's baby! AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!" Then he transformed into the Dark Dragon. Belladonna, Flame,
Buns, Strawberry, Scream, and the unconscious Evil Bert were on his back as they flew away. When the ex-villains got up, they were shocked.
"Oh, no," said Evil Lisa. "We've got to call the TTC and tell them about this!"
Somewhere out in the Pacific Ocean, a small airplane landed on an unchartered island, and Minora and Bentley got out. There it was--Mr. Stork's Paradise Island! It was every pregnant lady's dream come true. There were lots of lovely buildings with many rooms inside them, a cafeteria the size of a supermarket, a large gymnasium, a fancy movie theater, a beach, a marketplace (with a water fountain in the middle), and a spacious park that was almost just as large as New York's Central Park. And there was a gold-bricked path that led all the way to the hospital, which was located just several miles from the other buildings and landmarks.
"Oh, this place looks wonderful!" said Minora, looking around and taking everything in. "It reminds me of an amusement park that I used to love going to when I was a little cub."
"Disneyland?" asked Bentley.
"No, it was Carnivore World. Long before I decided to become a vegetarian, it was the only theme park I could depend on for fun with shredding, devouring, and eviscerations. But now, it seems all...far away. I wish I could've remained a meat-eater, so I could relive all those happy memories..."
"Well, Minora, times change. They absolutely do."
Just then, a cheerful-looking female raccoon in medical clothes came up and greeted them. She said, "Well, hello! Welcome to Mr. Stork's Paradise Island, where you can bring forth a new life a calm and easy way! My name is Dr. Rebecca Raccoon--I'm the manager/obstetrician of this incredible island. What's yours?"
"I'm Bentley Raccoon," answered Bentley. "And this is my brother-in-law's third wife, Minora."
"Oh, you mean, President Bert Raccoon? O course, I almost forgot to tell you that I'm his cousin, but that don't matter very much. So, how far along are you?"
"I'm ten days, she's seven weeks."
"Good! Now, we're getting on track. Would you like a tour of this place before you decide to settle in?"
"Sure."
Dr. Raccoon nodded, before leading Bentley and Minora away on a tour through the resort.