The problem with this fic thing is I have no idea what I'm doing with it hence the long delays between updates. Do I want to drag it out into something of a plot of just let it end in lemony goodness and be done with it? If it's the later I'll be done in no time if not... sighs I don't know. Anywho... hope you enjoy even though there isn't a lot of funny in this chapter but hey it's something. Much love for you all. Keva
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One of the most basic forms of science is cause and effect such as a fall. Cause: not paying attention to where you are going and missing the uneven Earth beneath your feet. Effect: pain and looking like a fool in front of any that happened to see your ungraceful reaction to gravity.
Now in a situation where the cause is an unknown force and the effect is something that doesn't make sense a whole new set of scientific principles are set into motion; such as psychoses.
Psychoses can be classified in many different ways but in the end it pertains to a serious imbalance of the brain. In the case of a dark hanyou who clearly doesn't understand women; psychoses in his case is described as illogical thinking and being rather delusional.
Therefore a girl well adapted to the future with a total understanding in the advances of medical science and what a hit on the head can do to someone. She knew without a doubt that the dark hanyou in front of her was completely insane.
"Are you sure you didn't take a hit to the head or something?" She questioned as she again eyed him like a strange little science experiment.
"You are trying my patience." Naraku growled. "Now you will take this and stop it."
Kagome sighed and shook her head convinced that of the two of them she was the most intelligent being. "It doesn't work like that." She bit out. "I am not a bottle I am a human." She huffed then slapped the cork out of his hand sending it flying across the dark room.
Naraku glowered at her and flexed his claws in ready to bleed the life right out of her in a slow painful fashion. (And damn the consequences if he bled himself in the process due to their link.)
"Now for that last damn time; TAKE. ME. HOME!" She bit out slowly giving a small stamp of her foot with each word. She needed to get home as soon as possible for she could feel the small trickle that she was in no way prepared to deal with.
He could smell it as sure as he could scent out his own miasma. That coppery tangy scent of blood; meaning she was bleeding like she had said. "Stop it girl." He growled and narrowed his crimson's deeply.
"How?" She huffed trying to bite down the shame of what was happening to her. "Just please take me..." She trailed off when Kagura appeared from within the darkness.
"Master Naraku..." She trailed off at the overwhelming scent of blood on the air easily muting the choking scent of Naraku's poison. "Kagome?"
"Kagura?" Kagome questioned back then suddenly widened her eyes. "KAGURA! Oh thank the Kami!" She closed the five paces between them and hugged the woman.
Kagura just stood there as the woman hugged her and stared confusedly at her master.
Naraku just narrowed his crimsons even further as he stared at the two women. If Kagura said she understood the miko's plight he would crush her heart until it was nothing but dust in the palm of his hand. For there was no way a child of his body would suffer such ailments as the miko; no way in the deepest level of hell!
"Kagura I desperately need your help." Kagome pulled back from the woman. "Do you..." she looked over at Naraku and matched the glare he was giving them before she turned back to the woman. "have anything for that time of the month?" She questioned hopefully.
Kagura furrowed her brows even further. "Time of the month? What time is it?"
"Um... don't you have a monthly... uh... well... bleeding?" Kagome questioned blushing slightly.
"Oh..." Kagura nodded then widened her eyes hugely. "OH!"
Kagome nodded her head. "Yes and he's no help." She jerked her head towards Naraku. "I mean he brought me a bottle cork."
"Bottle cork?" Kagura questioned then shook her head preferring to not hear the details of how that came about. "Never mind."
"So can you help me out?" She pleaded to the wind witch.
"Um..." She glanced over at Naraku. "yes I will fetch what you need." She then looked back at the woman and gave a small bow of her head.
"Oh thank you thank you thank you!" Kagome hugged her tightly. "And if you could could you get me some clean under clothing; if you know what I mean." She whispered in the woman's ear thinking Naraku wouldn't hear.
"Of course." Kagura pulled the woman away from her and quickly left the room.
Yep he was going to kill Kagura for suffering such a womanly ailment. Then he'd kill Kanna just to be on the safe side and produce two new servants; preferably males.
He was so irritated with all this that for his own simple pleasure he stabbed his claw deeply into his arm just to hear the miko bitch scream in pain. Though on the down side it did hurt himself but he could deal he was after not really real and powerful and a man and Naraku.
"OWWWW!" Kagome cried and gripped her arm tightly where it felt like she had been stabbed.
Yes that made him feel a little better though not by much due mainly to the deep cramping pain in his gut. He stared at the girl who looked completely oblivious to the pain where he wanted nothing more than to gut himself on the spot.
"I get." Kagome glowered at him when the pain in her arm finally subsided. "I totally get it and now..." her eyes narrowed to deadly little slits as a pink glow erupted around her. "you will die!"
"I die you die." He countered still not sure if it would work that way but it was a sure fire anti-purification protection statement.
"How?" She bit out but before he could answer Kagura appeared with a bundle in her hands.
"Here this should solve the problem." Kagura nodded. "I will also bring some tea to help cure your pains."
Kagome took the bundle from her happily. "Oh thank you sooooo much. Now;" she looked around the darkness. "all I need is a hot spring or a bath where I can get cleaned up."
"Well..."
"Leave." Naraku cut her off before she could answer. "I will deal with the miko. You will collect everything the miko needs to deal with this issue for the next seven days and leave the items in the 'spare room'." He emphasized knowing Kagura would know exactly which room he was talking about.
"As you wish master." Kagura bowed and left the room.
Kagome looked from where Kagura disappeared in the darkness back to Naraku and glowered at him. "Alright first I get cleaned up then we fix this mess then I purify you to hell."
"We will see about that girl. Now come." With that he turned and vanished into the darkness expecting her to follow like a proper little miko bitch should.