Chapter 9: Battle Of The Robots
The TTC arrived at the island. The Robo-Bentley landed on its destination, and Presdent Raccoon and his friends came out to meet Minora, Bentley and Lady Creampuff.
"Hello, ladies," said Bert. "It's so glad we got here."
"Thanks for coming, Bert," said Minora, hugging him and kissing him on the cheek. "And your mother is coming, too."
"What did she say?"
"She said something about Myrna's latest plan. She'll tell you about it when she gets here."
They watched as a ball of light appeared and Alexandra materialized. She said, "Hello, my son. And hello, Time Toon Cops." Upon seeing the Happy Tree Friends, she continued, "I see you brought along some new allies."
"What's going on, Mrs. Raccoon?" asked Charles.
Alexandra replied, "Myrna and her villains are going to battle you right here on this very island. Since this place is full of pregnant women, I'd suggest you tell Bert's cousin Rebecca to keep them in a safe place until the ordeal is over."
Charles sensed that Chris was up to something. He said, "I think Chris will use his Dark Gundam to assist Myrna's robot, so it's a 2-on-1. But I'm going to use my Dark Gundam from the Gundam fights back in the 20th century."
"Well, go and find it," said Bert. "We will stand guard here until you return."
"Right."
Then he flew into the other direction to find his Dragon Gundam. As soon as he was gone, Bert looked Minora over and said sadly, "It's a shame I have to hide you again, Minnie. Being in the line of fire might bring much more harm to you and your kid, so I think it's best that you go stay in the neutral zone with the other expectant ladies."
"And for you, too," said Snooper, to Lady Creampuff. "I don't want to go through that widowerhood status again."
Bentley said, "Don't worry, you guys--me, Creampuff, and Minora are going to be just fine. It isn't going to do us any harm if we stay out of trouble."
In Robo-Bert somewhere in the Pacific Ocean, Chris was thinking of a new plan. He said, "Myrna, I think a 2-on-1 is a good advantage, since I had secretly hidden my Dark Dragon Gundam somewhere in the ocean and I'm the only one who knows where it is."
"Go and get it, then," replied Myrna. "With that, we will will double-team their robot. And Chris, keep Charles busy, too, since he will get his Gundam robot."
Chris nodded and jumped from the Robo-Bert, as he flew to find his Dark Dragon Gundam robot. Myrna looked into her dark crystal ball and saw the TTC on Mr. Stork's Paradise Island. Upon seeing Snooper pat Lady Creampuff on the shoulder, she smiled wickedly and said, "I'll give that stupid kitty cat something to remember me by. Maybe that human wife of his will need a little furry makeover..." And with that, she waved her paw and chanted in the Dark language. When she was done, she continued, "Now, we'll see how he'll react to the surprise baby shower present." She laughed evilly as the Robo-Bert trudged on.
Meanwhile, in a secret location 20 miles from South America, Charles activated his secret lair and entered his Dragon Gundam. Once he entered it, he powered it up by doing punches and kicks. He shouted, "BY MY HAND, I WILL BRING JUSTICE TO CANERICA! I AM DRAGON GUNDAM--ARISE!" At his voice, the Dragon Gundam blasted off back to the island. In another secret location 20 miles from Cuba, Chris opened his secret lair and entered. He and got into his Dark Dragon Gundam and powered it up by doing punches and kicks while laughing evilly.
He shouted, "BY MY HAND, I WILL BRING DESTRUCTION AND DISHONOR TO CANERICA! I AM DARK DRAGON GUNDAM--ARISE!" And the Dark Dragon Gundam blasted off to the battle's destination.
Back on the island, the TTC were thinking of a battle plan. Alex II said, "Charles has gone off to bring his Dark Gundam, and so has Chris, so instead of a 2-on-1, there's gonna be a 2-on-2. And we'll be forming minor teams while we're at it. PowerPaws, you go with Giggles, and Cyrus will be with Cuddles."
"Why do I have to be paired up with a yellow rabbit?" whined Cyrus.
"Because, Cyrus, Giggles is Cuddles' girlfriend. You and PowerPaws have the same connection."
"Oh...all right."
"Now for the rest. President Raccoon will be with Petunia, Ken Roberts with Toothy, Bright Eyes with Flaky--"
"I want to be with Disco Bear," said Xochitl.
"Why?"
"He's just too hot to be turned down. And I really like his style--I think I'm gonna marry him someday."
"Good. And for the rest of the group, team up with any of the other Happy Tree Friends you think will help you in the battle."
Just then, Snooper shouted, "Oh, no!"
They turned around and saw Snooper looking at Lady Creampuff. She wasn't a beautiful human woman any more, but she had turned into a white blue-eyed cat who was the same size as her husband. Minora asked, "What happened to you?"
"I've been turned into a cat," sobbed Lady Creampuff. "Myrna just turned me into a cat--and I'm sad because I'm not a human any more!"
Snooper said angrily, "I'm going to beat Myrna up for what she did to my wife, but she's a ghost. So, what else can I do?"
A voice from out of nowhere answered, "I'd suggest something like...PLAY DEAD!"
A laser ray shot through, startling the cops and their friends. When they looked up, there was Robo-Bert, with Myrna, Belladonna, and the villains sitting on the head. Alex II said, "Quick, Mr. Dudley, get the ladies to the safety shelter--we'll stay here to combat our nemesis!"
"All right," said Rufus, and he led Minora, Bentley, and Lady Creampuff (since she is now a cat, we'll just call her Creampuff) away. Myrna laughed evilly and said, "Hello, Time Toon Jerks! I trust you're not late for the biggest fight to end all fights?"
"Of course, we're not too late," said PowerPaws. "And we're not too late to kick your butt, either."
Chris arrived in his Dark Dragon Gundam robot and stood by Robo-Bert's side. Chris said, "Are you ready to rumble?"
Bert shouted, "Ready when you are, you fiends!"
They looked around. Neither Charles or his Dark Gundam robot was seen arriving at the premises. Bright Eyes said, "Maybe this isn't going to be a good 2-on-2 battle."
Just then, a brave voice shouted, "I'm back!"
They turned around and there was Charles, with his Dark Gundam robot. Chris growled angrily, "It's YOU!"
"Sorry I was late," said Charles. "I had a little showdown with Godzilla in Tokyo, but still I'm glad that I'm back here with my team. Did I miss anything?"
'You didn't miss anything, Charles," said Alex II. "The battle is just starting."
Myrna cracked her knuckles and said, "Let's see what you got, you dirty rascals. LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!!!"