Hey guys I'm back! I'm sorry about not updating, I'm getting writers block and its killing me! Well here is the next chapter, I know it's probably one of the most cliché ones a person could write, but I hope you like it!

Disclaimer: I do not own iCarly, Beck Oliver Or Mercedes Benz.

F is for Fake Date

(CPOV)

Friday Night

Sam, Freddie, my new boyfriend, Beck(A/N Yes I mean Beck Oliver from Victorious. Lets pretend he just moved to Seattle, and iPWV never happened.) and I were at Groovy Smoothie. Sam and Freddie were having this really weird conversation about, I don't even know, but it was civil and they almost seemed liked they were.. Flirting..

"Well it's getting late, my mom's going to kill me if I'm not home on time. Bye Sam, Carly and Beck" Freddie says walking out the door of Groovy Smoothie.

"Bye, See ya Freddo, Bye Freddie" Was said back by Beck, Sam and I(A/N I had to put them in order so Beck said the first, Sam said second, and Carly said third.)

Sam then stood up and said " I'm going to you're house Carly, my mom's breaking in a new bathing suit" She shudders, "And I'm tired and want meat so, later" She walks out the door, with a smoothie in hand, of course.

"So", Beck says, smiling at me, "You want to go on a double date? Me, you, Sam and Freddie?"

I choke on my smoothie. What? He thinks Sam and Freddie are dating? Well if I told him they weren't dating, we would have to take Tasha and Gibby… Boy would that be awkward.

"Sure! Is Saturday night fine?" I answer back. What the hell have I done? Sam's going to kill me.

"Yeah", Beck says then kisses my cheek, "I'll see you at the date."

"Bye Beck" He leave and my head slams down on the table. "Oww."

T-Bo comes up to me seconds later and says, "want a cookie?" Yes he managed to put cookies on a stick…

"No T-Bo" I answer. He retorts, "Is it because you despise cookies? You think cookies and smoothies can't live a-" I cut him off by yelling "T-BO!"

He jumps and walks away while saying, "Cookie hater"

I leave Groovy Smoothie to go back to my apartment. I'm scared to see how Sam was going to react to this.

I text Freddie:

To: Freddie

From:Carly

Come over to my apartment. Now.

To:Carly

From:Freddie

On my way over..

I get back to my apartment to see Sam, sprawled out on the couch, watching Girly Cow.

"Sam, get up! Freddie's coming over and I need to tell you guys something important."

Sam glares at me for a second, then sighs and sits up right on the couch. A minute later, Freddie comes in and sits next to Sam. I look at them for a minute, surprised, wondering why Freddie sat right next to Sam.

"Listen, don't hate me guys, but, after you guys left, Beck asked me if I wanted to double date." I started, scared that Sam will rip my legs off when she hears the news.

"And?" Sam and Freddie say simultaneously. They stare at each other for a second, then turn their attention back to me.

"Because he's still new around here, he said that we should double-date with you two." I say the last part really fast.

"WHAT! WHY?" Sam and Freddie say together again. Sam slaps Freddie and then Freddie slaps Sam back. I just stare at them for a minute.

"Because if I told him you two weren't together, we'd have to double date with Gibby and Tasha and I DO NOT want to do that and I want my first double date with him to be special." Wow I said that in one breath.

Sam and Freddie think about for a second and Sam answers, "Fine"

"WHAT!" Freddie and I say. Why would she want to go on a date with Freddie?

"I'm only doing this for you, Carly, if you want your first double date with Beck to be special, then I'll do it." She answers calmly. Aww she's amazing.

"Aww, Sam, you're amazing!" I hug her.

"I do know that." She answers with her signature smirk.

"And the moments ruined." Freddie says smirking.

Sam glares at him, and he slowly walk-runs out of my front door.

"He was smart to run." She smiles. Not a lot of people get to see that smile.

(SPOV)

Saturday at Noon

"So, what are you going to wear to you're date with Freddie?" Carly asks me.

My face heats up, I never thought I was going to hear that. "Um, clothes." I smirk, my blush fades away.

"Ew, Sam! I know that! But were going somewhere nice, that's what Beck told me. So we're going dress shopping! Now!" She squeals.

Great.. Dress shopping, just how I want to spend my Saturday morning. Yeah no. I want to sleep right now, but that's not going to happen is it?

"C'mon Sam! Lets go!" Carly smiles.

Ugh she's so excited. Just to get this over with, I head out the front door.

"Yay!" She squeals

"Carly, I swear, if you squeal one more time, you will be having dinner with Tibby." I threaten.

Carly stops, "Tibby?" She asks, confused

"Gibby plus Tasha equals Tibby. Fan-made name, not of my idea."

Oh god, she has that smirk. I shouldn't have said anything.

"Oh really? So have you ever heard of Seddie?" SHIT!

My eyes widen, "Yeah, have you heard of Creddie, Criffen, Cibby, Ceck/Barly, Crad, Seddie, Sibby, Sriffen, Seck? Any of those?" Jesus, where did all those name come from?

"EW! Creddie is cruddie! I told you that a million times! Criffen involves me and a pee-wee babies lover to date, and that is not going to happen! Cibby is me the freaking shirtless mermaid! EW! Ceck sounds bad, use Barly. Please? For me? Crad is not going to happen since he is dating Melanie. Seddie is amazing! No commends on the rest.. They're all bad."

"Well then, I can't believe I'm saying this but, can we get to the mall already?

"Yessss!" She runs down the stairs and I follow.

"NO RUNNING IN MY LOBBY!" Lewbert yells

I flip him off and run to Carly's E550 CabrioletMercedes Benz Convertible that her dad got her for her 17 birthday. What a lucky chick. I hop in the passenger seat and we are off to the Crown Ridge Mall.

"C'mon Sam! Were getting you everything! You need a new bra from Build-a-Bra, new panties(I cut her off at that point and scream "Don't say that word!"), a mini dress, and heels."

"Whoa, back up there kid. I am not wearing heels from hell!" Who does she think she is? No way is she making m me look like a total priss!

She sighs "Please, for me?"

She does those puppy dog eyes that I don't think anyone has refused yet. Damn, I have to do the right thing here don't I?

"Fineee" I whine, this is going to be fun.

"Yay!" She squeals and pulls me to Build-a-Bra.

3 hours later, it was I have black heels, a new lace bra with matching 'panties'(ugh), and a dark blue mini dress.

"I can't believe you are making me look like a total priss."

She smiled. "I'm not making you look like a priss. You are going to look dressed up."

I sighed, and said, "Whatevs. Just can please leave?" I needed to get out of here, three hours of torture and I needed my fred-fried chicken!

Not ever going to tell Carly, but I am actually excited to go on a date with Freddie. I kind of….Feel for the dweeb, after our first kiss. it's hard to keep this huge secret, well, a secret! Just keep hiding it, Sam, just keep hiding it.

"Sam? Did you hear me? It's 3 and the date is at 6 so that only leaves 3 hours to get ready! Get to the car!" We run to the car, and speed off to Bushwell Plaza.

"No people in my lobby!" Lewbert screeched.

"FUCK OFF LEWBERT!" I yell.

He screeches again, something about his mother, or ointment, and then falls asleep on his desk.

Carly and I hop into the elevator and ride it up to level 8. It dings and we run to apartment

8-C.

We run up the stairs to her room. I lay down on the bed while Carly organizes all the things I got.

"Sam! This is no time for naps! C'mon! I have to do your makeup." What? When was anything said about makeup?

"Why! I don't want makeup!" I really didn't want 3 pounds of makeup on my face. That's just unattractive.

"Please? For Me? I'll only do a little bit."

"Fine. Whatever. Just don't put 5 pounds of makeup on my face. Mama wants to look good."

She smirks. "Good for Freddie?"

I choke on my own spit, if I had water, it would've been a good spit-take.

"Why in hell would I want to look good for Benson?"

"Because you have a crush on him?" She smiles.

Sorry for the cliffhanger! I just had to get the first part of this chapter done. Yeah I've decided to separate them. It would be so much easier. The links for the outfits are in my profile. QUESTION: Do you think Sam should tell Carly she likes Freddie, or keep it a secret? Review Please!