Use Somebody Chapter 17: Kisses don't lie, a glee fanfic

AN: Okay, so like, it's Glee. They sing and dance... and it's hard to portray that through writing and I've been kinda hesitant about it because I'm not too sure how I'll go writing it. But I saw this song being preformed the other night by Ian Moss himself (Love that dude) and it made me laugh cause I was listening to it again in the car while driving home with my mum and was like 'it's such a Puck song' and my mum agreed (Glee is probably one of the only TV shows we watch together along with the Gilmore Girls and NCIS... But NCIS is because my mum has a crush on Gibbs) then I had to figure out someway to put it into the story...

Then I was like, it's Rachel and she sings and I preformed this song with two of my friends and thought, hey, if I can just translate that into here, it'd be cool...

I'm not so sure how these two scenes are gonna pan out but like, here it goes... tell me if I did okay.

Okay quick thing with the singing code for the second song: (Puck, Santana, Rachel... when I combine them it means those two/three are singing together... ;)...)

Reviews:

Literati Lover, avidreader90, Eminator, graymalkin7, Gabi-in-Wonderland: Wait no more ;)

Aussietasha: thank Fantasy's forever for that one... the line: 'Rachel and Puckerman are like Oreos and milk, the sky and stars, ice cream and ice cream, bacon and asparagus and me and not washing dishes' was hers and I just filled in the gaps... :)

Chrpangel: No, no... the only reason why Santana approves of this little... you know what? Wait until next chapter... but I promise this one is gonna be the last massive Santana/Puck moment... Poor Finn... can't dance to save his life... really, I feel like wrapping an arm around him and saying 'there, there, it'll be okay... just sit down now'. Tis why I wrote him a bit more... intelligent? Ish?

Disclaimer: I promise that one day I will own Glee... it's just that at the moment I don't because there are a few flaws in my plans of world domination... I also don't own Two Seconds too Long or Kisses Don't Lie... I don't mind that so much...

Quinn and Santana walked into Mr Schuester's Spanish class early. They'd heard the news that he was back in as the club director and they were more than happy about that. (Miss Pillsbury, while great, would call a break every time one of them swung their heads and sweat flew across the room... which was often).

"Morning Sir." Santana said, sitting on his desk.

"How are you today?" Quinn asked, hopping on another desk.

Mr Schuester smiled, "Great girls. I'm pretty happy to be back on as New Directions coach."

"Yeah, well, about that sir." Quinn pulled out some music sheets from her bag. "Santana and I had an idea."

"A non-Sue Sylvester idea." Santana quickly assured him when his face started to drop. "And Britt really didn't know she why she was handing Sue the sectionals list. She just was asked to do so, did."

"It's Brittany." Quinn sighed.

Mr Schuester thought about this for a moment and then nodded. "That is true."

"Well, to make up for things we thought we'd prepare something." Quinn said, pushing the music sheets into his hand. "For everyone to preform though, not just us."

Mr Schuester looked at the music then at Quinn. "But this is out of your range."

"But it's in mine." Santana said.

"And Rachel's." Quinn added quickly.

"And Puck's." Santana smirked.

Mr Schuester blinked. "Puck?"

"Yeah." Santana pointed at the music sheet. "We kind of switched it around for three people."

"You know, Mercedes could sing Rachel's part..."

"No!" both girls snapped, leaping off the desks. "Mercedes doesn't want the part." Quinn said quickly before Mr Schuester could call them out on their strange behaviour. "She uh... helped us."

Santana glared at Quinn for a moment before smiling at Mr Schue. "She's right. Anyway... this is... Rachel's favourite song." Santana lie. "And we're trying to be..." Quinn stamped on Santana's foot and Santana glared. "Nice!"

Quinn just continued smiling. "It would be a great song for them to sing... And Artie can play it on guitar already and I'm sure Finn can pick it up on drums."

"And everyone else?" Mr Schue asked, deadly serious.

"There are harmonies on there." Quinn pointed out. "For all of us."

Santana cringed internally as she thought of the hours Quinn, herself and Mercedes had prepared this song... because it was a great song for what they wanted. But it was a solo song. And Rachel was the one good with figuring out harmonies.

Mr Schue smiled. "I'm glad you girls are reaching out. I get that it was hardest for you two, Brittany and the boys to take a chance at Glee club and this just proves how much you guys are dedicated to this."

Santana and Quinn both shared a look of 'what the hell?' and then looked back to Mr Schue with a smile on their faces. "Thanks."

~*~

Things were starting to look cheerful again and Puck found himself relaxing more in Glee club than he ever thought he would. Artie and Puck were in the middle of a jam session with Finn on the drums and Kurt playing piano (too straight-laced for Puck's liking but he'd deal with that later... And get your head out of the gutter! He doesn't swing like that!)* Santana was dancing with Brittany, Mike and Matt while Rachel, Mercedes, Tina and Quinn were singing some harmonized 'Ooh-la-la-la's' over it.

They finished just as Mr Schue walked in with a big drum banging ending and Puck shredding a few last chords while Artie improvised over it. Everyone finished, laughing especially after Kurt pressed the highest note on the piano just after everyone else finished. "What? I always have to have the last say." he got out of the piano seat and sauntered across to the chairs. "I do believe we preformed well for a totally improvised session."

"I believe so too." Mr Schue said, passing out music sheets.

"Yeah, well we all know it was my badass guitar skills were what really carried all of that along." Everyone laughed and 'oohed' at the same time while Puck put on his cockiest grin.

"Now I'm glad we're all here and back for the first Nationals..." But Will was interrupted by Santana.

"Really Puck?" Santana said, her eyes narrowed. "You think you're so badass because you can play guitar and get cougars?"

"Ah, Santana..." Mr Schuester warned.

"Duh." Puck shot back, looking over his shoulder. "It's what got you in my pants, wasn't it?" Rachel shook her head and rolled her eyes, trying not to get jealous.

Again, there was more cat calling. "Puck!" this time Mr Schuester sounded a bit more alarmed.

"You're so full of yourself Puck." Santana leaned back in her seat, crossing her legs. "I bet you couldn't get me to come to you again."

"Is that a challenge, my dear Sanny?" Puck quirked up an eyebrow and Rachel felt her stomach churning with jealousy.

"Yes, Puckerman." Santana popped his name between his lips, letting out a small smile.

Puck grinned and nodded. "I can do it with a song, Senorita Loca. If, I can have the stage of course."

Mr Schuester looked wary. "I had a different plan for today, Puck. Being out first session after sectionals and seeing as Principal Figgins asked..." But he was met by the pleading tones of everyone else in Glee. They wanted to see if Puck could do it. Well, everyone wanted to see if Puck could do it but Rachel. Her stomach clenched at the idea. "Okay, but the rules are very simple. Nothing to provocative and only one song."

Puck grinned and darted his eyebrows up. "Mr Schue, me being on school grounds is provocative for these ladies."

"Dream on White boy." Mercedes said while everyone laughed (including Rachel).

Puck nodded to Artie, "Ian Moss?"

Artie nodded, reconnecting his guitar to the power. Puck pulled Santana down a few steps and onto the chair in front of him then started playing his guitar while Artie started playing and Finn started drumming. He looked straight at Santana, smirking.

Two seconds too long
Two seconds too long
An innocent kiss, went on
Two seconds too long
Just an innocent kiss
And I could do no wrong
I could do no right
Two seconds too long
Everybody knows
When you hit the big one
It's a... everyone paused for a moment and the Puck grinned. Mother...

Mike roared with laughter at Santana's grinning face. Rachel just slid down in her chair under the watchful glance of Kurt and Quinn who were wearing matching foolish grins.
Later she and I
We got to slip away
And get together
Now she calls me baby
Sugar pie del-tong
We do everything we do
Two seconds too long

Artie played guitar furious at the break where Puck danced right in front of Santana, swinging the guitar around his body so he could dance with her. He kept singing while dancing with her.
Everybody knows
When you hit the real thing
It's a crime
Anytime of day
Baby gets to play
With my time
He dipped her back so her hair was dragging along the ground and then pulled her up again.
Two seconds too long
Two seconds too long
An innocent kiss, went on
Two seconds too long
Just an innocent kiss
And all my troubles are gone
It's alright
Two seconds too long

One more time they paused just for Artie to play the guitar and Puck danced with Santana, swinging her around him and never breaking eye contact. Rachel had to give it to him, he knew how to seduce a woman because Santana was melting like butter on toast and Santana was Santana. She could barely melt like nutella on frozen bread.

Santana wrapped her arms around Puck who instantly caught his lips on hers and the kissed her while counting on his other hand. He got up to five when he pulled away he grinned. "Two seconds too god-damn long, yeah." Finn slammed on the drums and everyone in the room applauded, laughing. He waved his fingers in front of Santana who crossed her arms and huffed back to her seat.

"Okay..." Will rolled his eyes. "Enough."

Rachel felt her heart pounding in her chest and she quickly darted her hand up in the air. "Mr Schuester, can I be excused for a moment?"

Puck looked at Rachel curiously and so did Mr Schuester. "Ah, we're about to start."

"I'll only be a second." she said and before Mr Schuester could say anything else, Rachel bolted out of there. Puck looked right and left for some sort of answer to Rachel's odd behaviour but it was Quinn who got up and went to follow her.

"Quinn?" Mr Schue asked but she just put her hand up politely.

"Sir, I got this." she said easily and no one could figure out if it was Puck or Mr Schue who was more surprised by this. Obviously, the rest of them knew. Quinn took one of the music sheets off of the piano and then walked out of the classroom, following the sound of Rachel's shoes down the hallway.

The bathroom door opened and shut and moments later, Quinn opened it too, walking over to Rachel who was standing over the sink, staring at herself in the mirror. Quinn walked over to Rachel, holding the sheet music. "Don't get mad, Rachel." Quinn said simply, sticking the pages under her nose. "Get even. Or better yet, get the man."

And with that, Quinn left Rachel alone in the bathrooms. She was grinning to herself as she started to count. Rachel leapt out of the bathrooms on Quinn's third count and glared. "Why are you helping me?"

"Because." Quinn said simply, still not turning around. "You stopped singing songs about Finn."

Quinn went back inside the choir room and winked at Santana, then looked at Mr Schue. "She'll be in a second."

~*~

Rachel stared at the music sheet in front of her, a little confused as she stood in the hallway. It wasn't a song she'd usually sing and she could see the parts that said 'Puck' and 'Santana' written on it, so that made her just the tad bit nervous. But at the same time, Quinn's words were echoing through her head. How the ex-cheerleader knew about Rachel's slight (major) crush did make Rachel nervous but at the same time it excited her because now she had someone on her side. Someone who could maybe help her.

So Rachel put her head up high and pulled out her over confidence. Because she was Rachel Berry. Future star and strongest singer in all of Ohio... no... All of the world. She could do this. Her vocal range was amazing and...

She walked into the choir room and saw Puck staring at her curiously. Instantly, Rachel found her confidence disappear replaced only with a sick feeling in the pit of her stomach that could only be described as nerves. "Back." she squeaked and then rushed to her seat and sat down, placing her head in her hands. Oh god, oh god, oh god...

"Okay, well now that's Rachel's back and we got rid of Puck and Santana's... animosity." Puck smirked at that a bit but felt his stomach clench because he had a feeling it was why Rachel ran out of the room. "I have something to say. In light of your win, Principal Figgins wants us to preform at the schools concert drive this Friday night. It's not much but all profits will go to the school which in turn means us." Mr Schuester started handing out some musical sheets. "He asked us to preform six songs which I thought could include Proud Mary, Don't Stop Believing and Mercedes ballad seeing as you guys were deprived at Sectionals."

There was some clapping and Mercedes whole face lit up. "Then I thought our other two songs could be Can't Always Get What You Want and Rachel's solo so we can show everyone what we actually did do at Sectionals and finish off with this, something that was handed to me this morning."

Everyone looked at it curiously and then Puck's head darted up. "Uh, sir I think there's a problem... I've got a solo."

"I know." Mr Schue said. "Finn will be playing drums, he can't sing."

Finn nodded acceptingly and went over to the drum kit, shooting a grin over his shoulder at Quinn who looked really proud of herself. "Oh." Puck said, frowning. "Okay then... there are gonna be chicks there right?"

Rachel frowned, standing up and walking up front. She was suddenly really mad. He had kissed her on Saturday... they'd woken up together on Sunday morning and just smiled before making breakfast. She thought there was something, but obviously she was wrong.

Quinn was right. Get even.

"Just start singing Noah."

Puck looked at her confused but stood up as did Santana. "For now, just get used to the music. Quinn, Mercedes, Tina and Kurt, back up. Mike, Matt and Britt, get a feel for the song. Put something together."

Finn started the drums while Artie started up the guitar.

Kisses don't
No they don't
Never don't lie
You can run if you want but you cant hide
Telling you its the truth don't you ask why
Kisses don't
No they don't
Kisses don't lie

They were just standing together and Quinn nodded to Santana who sighed and grabbed Puck's hand, starting to dance. Rachel winced but just kept on singing.
Emotions come and go
Who knows how the wind will blow?
There so little in this world to trust in
Seduce themselves with lies
Some don't realize
They call it love but its really only lusting
Santana looked pointedly at Quinn because it didn't seem to be working. Kurt just sighed and pretended to trip, falling onto Rachel, pushing her to Puck. Puck was quick, catching her as they continued.

So you see you and me
We're getting close to the danger zone
Show me how tell me now
Should I stay or should I go
Cause I'm caught between yes and no

Puck smiled and slipped his hand into Rachel's spinning her around as they continued to sing.
Cause when you kiss me
I feel everything that I been missing
I try to slow down but my heart wont listen
And its tearing me all up inside
And when you touch me
I feel a rush but I'm afraid that it might crush me
Should I put my trust in something I don't trust in
I try to run but there's no place to hide

Cause baby kisses don't lie

Puck spun both Rachel and Santana in and out and Santana started rocking the three of them back and forth and Rachel could only laugh.

Kisses don't
No they don't
Never don't lie
Baby kisses don't lie
You can run if you want but you cant hide
Telling you its the truth don't you ask why
Kisses don't
No they don't
Kisses don't lie
You whisper in my ear
But are your words sincere
Cause pretty words can cut just like a knife
You see I'm nobody's fool
I play by my own rules
So please think twice before you step into my life
Puck made a come hither signal to Rachel who followed him as Santana figured her work was done and walked over and started dancing with Matt. Puck spun Rachel in and out and then took up a ballroom position before swinging back and forth to the beat.

So you see you and me
We're getting close to the danger zone
Show me how tell me now
Should I stay or should I go
Cause I'm caught between yes and no
Rachel winked at Puck before dancing away from him, shaking a bit and walking up to Kurt, who just spun her around back to Puck, who was trying not to laugh. Puck leaned forward a bit to sing straight into Rachel's ear.

Cause when you kiss me
I feel everything that I been missing
I try to slow down but my heart wont listen
And its tearing me all up inside
And when you touch me
I feel a rush but I'm afraid that it might crush me
Should I put my trust in something I don't trust in
I try to run but there's no place to hide
Cause baby kisses don't lie

She blushed, pushing him back a bit and kept dancing.

Kisses don't
No they don't
Never don't lie
You can run if you want but you cant hide
Telling you its the truth don't you ask why
Kisses don't
No they don't
Kisses don't lie

So you see you and me
We're getting close to the danger zone

Puck leaned forward and said it straight into Rachel's ear again, pushing her hair back and meaning the words. She pushed him back and sung the next part just as truthfully.

Show me how tell me now
Should I stay or should I go
Cause I'm caught between yes and no

Puck backed up a bit, not too sure what to make of this confession. If it was confession. The lines between singing and life were being blurred again and he wasn't too sure how he should feel about it.

Everyone in Glee sang the last part and Puck a bit claustrophobic.

Kisses don't
No they don't
Never don't lie
You can run if you want but you cant hide
Telling you its the truth don't you ask why
Kisses don't
No they don't
Kisses don't lie

Everyone finished singing and started clapping and Puck clapped along too, looking at Rachel who was staring at him. "Oh, they so fell for it." Quinn murmured into Kurt's ear.

*(AN: Could not control myself... tried deleting it many of times but just couldn't bring myself to ruin such brilliance... well not brilliance but I thought it was darn hilarious)

Diva(dot)divine: Lmao! I got my two of mine from this dodgy place inner-west... five bucks for two piercing, I wasn't going to pass up the opportunity... even if there were risks of infection... LoL (kiddies don't listen!)... And my school are so nuts... I'm not Muslim! They keep claiming I am and in religion class they asked me about the shahada... I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE SHAHADA IS! Well, now I do cause I studied it but... Argh! Hmm... actually... if I rock up on the first day of school with a headscarf, they can't say anything about my dyed hair... hold up, I think I'm onto something here...

Twilightknight101: What?! They make peanut butter gelato!?! I'm calling my brother to pick me up after I upload this... we're so freaking hunting this shit down...

Breath-in3: Glad you liked it!

Mag721: Yes! Cause I am Bibz, turning the world into procrastinators, one person at a time... So glad you enjoyed it so much... tis what I am here for... to fill in the blank hours... or the busy ones when you can't be bothered :D... Actually, I'm probably the worlds greatest procrastinator... we had do this thing at my school where at the beginning of the week we had to put a goal to accomplish by the end of the week... every week I put 'Stop Procrastinating'... On the final week my teacher asked us to write a list of what we accomplished... I wrote 'Well I decided I'd stop procrastinating but I figured I'd start it next week'... Then they sent me back to counselling... shakes my head... I'm not trying to get into trouble, I'm just being myself!

Fantasy's forever: I'd get checked out if I were you... LoL... OH and about your three wishes... good things come to those who wait my friend... :) OH! And go check out last chapters reviews, cause I think some of them (cough, cough, know) that they're about Kurt's line... aka, your line... thanks for that!

BellaLuce: I was half tempted to wait until Monday to upload this so I can say it was, but then I thought 'nah that'd be slack'

JustAmazing: You think last chapter was a kiss?! Pfft! Just wait and watch (read)... Like Santana's input? Good call on the Queen of all things Slutty... ;) Hahaha... yeah the boob graze was literally a last minute addition and I was like 'yeah well, everyone likes how realistic this is... might as well make it more so...' plus like, every guy I know does the boob graze... They wrap their arm around my shoulder and graze my boob with their hands, just to see if it's still there... sexed up buffoons...

Ch3lsBishop: LoL, don't worry about it... I just thought it was hilarious and I was wondering if you noticed... No, no, nothing like that... well... a little like the stroptease, kind of... went and checked out the Brittany/Beyonce dancer thing and yeah, knew about the whole no last name... poor thing... maybe she doesn't remember. Either that or she's like Cher. DON'T EVER STOP RAMBLING! (I like it when people ramble looks down asham-ed-ly... lol... pronounce ashamedly like that... it's how my three year old cousin says it... cutest thing in the world!

Rhiwe: No, not weird... very normal... I do that too when I start reading late night... cause it keeps me going cause I know I want to read the fic I save till last so much, I'll push through... actually, I do that with my food too... I know which food I hate, so I eat that first (especially when at my grandparents and I have to eat the food I hate) and then I eat the stuff I like last... And thank you for the 'cute, snarky, funny and sexy' thing... I think I'm gonna graffiti paint that on my canvas and stick it up on my wall... (just those four words, not the entire review... LoL... although it was very nice (: )

Ladybug Jess: I never thought about that... I will think now and get back to you...

Xnerdark: Karofsky is VERY important cause... okay, I wrote the babygate chapter before I even had the idea for the story... I was gonna post it as a standalone and then figured 'you idiot! Post it with Use Somebody!' and well, Karofsky and the rest of the football team were apart of it and I couldn't figure certain things out so I created this subplot... SO DON'T FORGET KAROFSKY! Or Markus!

Karma22: Every time I see a single sock I'm going to think about you and the turkey... it's official. And I so told my sister-in-law... then Leo looked at me totally alarmed (cause this girl he really like was there too) and said 'Bibi! I thought you were asleep!' I just smirked and said, 'Payback bitches... for waking me up by screaming at me'... They do that a lot... the waking up thing... it stops my heart from fear... Happy New Year to you too!

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYBODY! Hope your New Years wasn't as crap as mine... (freaking lame assed family with crazy aunts and uncles and grandfather and cousin... should've spent the night with my parents and brother... but NOO... I have to be the good little niece and go have dinner with them... only normal people were my grandmother and younger cousin... and they didn't make me cry... unlike the rest of those jerks... sorry... rambling...)

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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