Title: The Good Stuff

Theme: #02 Justice

Claim: SanjixUsopp

Words: 449

Rating: T

Warnings: Boyxboy, slight language, I like to think this takes place right after the last one (Poster).

Disclaimer(s): I don't own One Piece.

"See, I knew it was a bad idea to tell the crew about us!"

"It wasn't our fault though; the moss head was the one to tell everyone."

"Hey!"

Usopp was glaring daggers at Sanji as if he were trying to kill him. The cook was ignoring him o course, taking a moment of silence to light another cigarette. "Why are you ignoring me? Quit smoking and help me out, damn it!" the younger exclaimed, the side of his hand hitting Sanji on the top of his head.

"The answer is no," Sanji said, speaking to everyone else in the room instead of Usopp. "Quit bothering Usopp about it because I'm not gonna change my mind."

Luffy, sitting across the table from Sanji, whined as he slumped over and hit his chin on the table. "But that's not fair! You're giving Usopp all the good stuff," he complained.

"Not all of it," Sanji and Usopp muttered at the same time.

Zoro yawned from his spot next to Luffy. "I told him the same thing, I even told him how the shitty cook only gives the so called good stuff to Nami and Robin," he sighed.

"You guys are weird. I can't even say the stuff we get is bad," Franky said. "What does it matter anyway? The food we eat is delicious!"

"See Luffy. Just be glad the shitty cook feeds us," Zoro said as he stood.

"Mmm… I thought since Usopp and Sanji told us they were together, we could get better food!" Luffy whined. He completely ignored Usopp's protest about them not telling the crew in favor of following Zoro. "Zoro, wait for me!"

"Why would them being together get you better food?" Franky asked as he followed Luffy and Zoro out of the room.

When the door closed, Sanji sighed through his nose and leaned against Usopp. "I'm glad that's over," Usopp said.

"Be honest, the longer we waited to tell them, the harder it would be," Sanji said. "Hate to side with the mosshead, but I think it was best that he told everyone what he saw."

"I still don't know how he got the exact details right, or how you remember!" Usopp said. "At least they'll stop pestering me about food. Uh, speaking of food, I'm hungry. Can I have a snack?"

Sanji was silent for a moment before sitting up and staring at Usopp. "That is exactly why they're pestering you," he said.

"Eh? How so?"

"Because I'm giving you food every time you say you're hungry."

"B-But I'm really hungry."

"Can you wait until dinner?"

"…"

Sanji sighed. "Fine. But this is the last time, and make sure they don't find out."