Title: Have a Little Patience

Theme: #23- Assemble

Claim: SanjixUsopp

Words: 515

Rating: T

Warnings: Boyxboy, a little language, also set in the same AU setting as #8-Keys. Also has hints of an OC.

Disclaimer(s): I don't own One Piece.

"They must be running late."

"You're worrying again. Chill out."

"But they were supposed to be here five minutes ago."

"Usopp, calm down. They will be here soon."

Usopp huffed and shoved his hands into his pockets, glaring at Sanji out of the corner of his eye. "You're the one who worries about getting somewhere on time and you're telling me to calm down?" he asked, his voice heated.

Sanji took a drag from his cigarette and threw the filter on the ground, putting it out with the bottom of his shoe. "You worry about punctuality too, goofball. And you're just over thinking. Relax."

Usopp let his shoulders slump and leaned closer to Sanji, who wrapped an arm around his shoulder and kissed his head through his hat. They were waiting in the city outside Skypiea, their favorite club that they often visited with the rest of their friends. It was Friday night, they all had time to spare, and Sanji was taking the next day off to stay home with Usopp (and possibly to nurse their impending hangovers). They were ready to party.

"I'd like to get started sometime tonight," Usopp mumbled, not really thinking that Sanji would pay attention. The cook was letting him go after his last word though, prompting Usopp to reach for him. "H-Hey, wai-" he started, Sanji cutting him off by pushing their lips together. Usopp leaned in, moaning and wrapping both arms around Sanji's neck. He was a little surprised when Sanji pushed him against the nearest wall and lifted him by his thighs, but his lips never faltered and he wrapped both legs around Sanji's waist. Both hands began to push their way up the back of Sanji's neck, the older holding him up with one hand and feeling up the front of his shirt with the other.

Suddenly, when Usopp decided waiting wasn't so bad, he heard a familiar laugh just a few feet away. "Nami, look! Sanji hasn't even started drinking yet and he's already kissing Usopp!"

"Luffy! They're dating, he doesn't just kiss him when he's drunk!"

Usopp detached his lips from Sanji's and turned to the voices, his eyes landing on two familiar faces. Luffy and Nami were watching them make out outside the club, both of them snickering at his blush. "Ah! How long have you been watching?" he asked, smacking Sanji to make him remove the hand under his shirt.

The other couple giggled as Usopp and Sanji pulled away from each other. "Aww, don't stop, it's cute," Nami laughed.

"Yeah, if we asked you and Luffy to make out, I'm sure you'd feel the same way," Usopp growled.

Luffy grinned, reaching for Nami as if he was accepting the challenge, but he yelped when Nami smacked his hand away. "Are we still waiting? Knowing Zoro, he's lost," Nami said.

"He'll be here soon, he's got company," Sanji sighed. "As long as he doesn't lose Eline, they'll be here any minute."

"You're worried about Zoro? That's a first."

"It's not moss head I'm worried about."

"Usopp, your pants are undone."

"WHA-SANJI!"