DISCLAIMER: I don't own Hoot. Sadly, I had to return it to Movie Gallery because we all know how upset they get when you don't return the movies.

Chicker Chang Bang! It's Meee! Chapter 10 Remix!

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Chapter 10: Chance Encounters

Mullet swam slowly away from shore towards Roy. Roy watched his blonde love approach. The shimmering moon was the only source of light. Roy couldn't believe what he had just done. He had stripped down to get back at Mullet but now that he was bare he was nervous. He began swimming farther out, determined to keep distance between him and Mullet.

He knew it was useless to try to escape Mullet. Mullet was a stronger swimmer and obviously had the upper hand. Soon the blonde in question was upon him with a triumphant grin. Mullet slowly rubbed his body up against his smaller love. The brunette moaned softly as his blonde counterpart pulled him closer.

Mullet nibbled on his earlobe as his hand crept it's way farther south. Roy gasped as Mullet's hand ghosted over his naval and continued on it's journey. The blonde teasingly brushed his fingers against Roy's stiff member. Roy's whole body went rigid as his boyfriend wrapped his fingers around his erection.

He could feel Mullet's own excitement pressed into his bum. Mullet began slowly jacking off his lover. Roy leaned back into his boyfriend losing himself to the sensation. Mullet sucked on the tender throat of his brunette lover. His hand and mouth fell into a comfortable rhythm. Before long he felt Roy shudder as his orgasm came to climax.

When Roy's breathing became normal again Mullet withdrew his hand. Roy sighed and sank lower into the light waves.

"You have a nice cock."

Roy's eyes snapped open. "What?"

"I said you have a nice cock."

"Don't say that."

"Why not? Its true."

"I don't like that word."

"Cock?"

"Yes! Don't say it."

"Then what should I call it."

"Anything but that."

"Do you have a preference?"

"Well, I did look up some synonyms once."

" Really?"

"Yeah, they were much better."

"Name some."

"How about purple-helmeted warrior of love?"

"Are you serious?"

"Completely. Or there's always heat-seeking moisture missile."

"I like that."

"Yogurt gun, skin flute, meat popsicle, love muscle, and manhood are all synonyms."

"Well then, you have a nice skin flute."

Roy smiled and wiggled out of Mullet's embrace. He turned to face his blonde lover. The water had chilled them both to the bone during Mullet's discovery of synonyms. Roy reached out and teasingly skimmed his fingers across Mullet's flaccid member.

"Your dragon seems to be asleep."

"Dragon?"

"Synonym."

"Fascinating."

Roy smiled as he felt Mullet's dragon awaken. He wrapped his slender fingers around the head and slowly worked them down. Mullet leaned back to float on his back so Roy could get better access. Roy's hand began to form a steady rhythm of jacking Mullet off. Mullet moaned as Roy's pace increased. He didn't have time to warn Roy that he was coming.

He shoot his load all over his stomach. He quickly sank below the water's surface to wash away the evidence. Roy leaned in to press his lips against his lover's. Mullet gladly pressed back and wrapped an arm around Roy's small waist.

"Hey! You Kids!"

Mullet's head snapped towards the shore. Standing with a flashlight was some old man.

"Hey you! Come out of the water before I call the cops!"

"Roy when I say so begin to swim for the docks, okay?"

Roy nodded, waiting for Mullet's command.

"Hey! I'm calling the cops right now!"

"Now!" Mullet yelled and they began swimming for the docks.

The old man yelled after them but they didn't look back. They swam as fast as they could to the docks. Mullet arrived first and climbed up as quickly as possible. When Roy reached the dock he was hurriedly pulled up by his blonde boyfriend. The old man was running towards the docks, screaming at them.

Roy and Mullet raced up the dock turning right onto the main dock.

"What about our clothes?" Roy asked as they headed toward the street.

"No time!"

"To the Molly Belly?" Roy questioned.

"Not safe and besides I don't have any spare clothes there. All my clothes are at your house."

They ran past some boy who was walking out on to the docks. The look on his face was priceless at the sight of two nude guys running up the dock. They left the guy behind but could feel him watching their retreat. They couldn't hear the old man anymore so hopefully he had given up.

They had made it out into the street and had turned onto one of the back roads when a cop car pulled up behind them. Mullet didn't even glance back.

"Split up and meet at your house."

Roy nodded and veered off down another road. He turned off into a dark alleyway just as a cruiser raced by to join the pursuit.

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Mullet veered off in an opposite direction. The cop car couldn't decide who to follow at first. He hoped the cop would follow him instead of Roy. He knew he had a better chance of outrunning the squad car.

To Mullet's relief the cruiser turned to follow him. Hopefully, they wouldn't send out another unit. Mullet sailed passed various streets and intended on doubling back. That was before a cop on a motorcycle pulled out right in front of him. Suddenly a song began to play in his mind.

"Breakin' rocks in the hot sun
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won
I needed the money 'cause I had none
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won"

Mullet swerved to avoid barreling into the motorcycle. He jumped a row of hedges in attempts to lose the cops. He could hear them yelling after him. He didn't intend for stopping to ask what they were yelling.

"I miss my baby and I feel so sad
I guess my race is run
Well he's the best boy that I ever had
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the"

He hoped Roy was alright. As long as his love was safe he didn't mind being chased by the cops. He ended up being chased by a golden retriever named Fluffy through someone's backyard.

"Robin' people with a six gun I
fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won
I miss my baby and I miss my fun
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won"

He took a winding path, aiming to confuse the cops as much as possible. He couldn't see the cruiser or motorcycle anymore but he could hear them. He then took a discreet trail behind a small thrift shop that he knew came out behind Roy's house.

"I miss my baby and I feel so sad
I guess my race is run
Well he's the best boy that I ever had
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the"

The sirens were becoming more distant as he raced on. He didn't bother looking over his shoulder anymore. He saw Roy's house looming overhead. He flew up the back steps and was welcomed by the door being flung open for him.

"I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the"

"Law ultimately failed." Mullet grinned to himself as he was greeted by Roy's open arms. He slammed the door shut behind him before shoving Roy up against the opposite wall. He pressed his lips fiercely to his boyfriend's. Roy noticed the fire in Mullet's eyes. He had never seen this side of his blonde lover but he wasn't complaining. He silently lead his blonde counterpart upstairs.

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Lucus could not believe what he had just witnessed. Two boys, very attractive boys he noted, had been streaking across the docks. He couldn't blame them though. He had heard the old man as well and had quickly left the area before police could arrive. He heard the sirens but kept walking on back towards his new home.

He looked around before seeing a suspicious car, prowling around. He stopped to watch it. He knew it wasn't a bright idea but he couldn't help but watch. Suddenly the car stopped and the passenger side door flew open. Out of it fell a boy, maybe a bit older than Lucus himself. He looked extremely pissed off.

The car pulled away from the curb and sped off. The boy tried standing but fell back down immediately with a yelp of pain. Lucus emerged from the shadows and walked cautiously over to the boy.

"Need some help?" he questioned.

The boy looked up scared, he hadn't noticed Lucus till just then.

"No." he growled regaining his composure.

He tried again to regain an upright position but once again fell down.

"Oh, really?" Lucus raised one red eyebrow.

The boy sighed. "No, not really."

"Thought so."

He offered his hand to the downed boy and helped pull him up. He then wrapped his right arm around the other's waist and draped the boy's left arm over his shoulders.

"Where do you live?"

The boy looked around for a moment then indicated with a jerk of his head. "That way."

Lucus nodded and began walking that way. "Mind explaining?"

"Why should I?"

"Well, for one I could just leave you here."

"You wouldn't."

"How would you know?"

"You seem like a really good guy. I doubt you'd leave anyone hanging."

Lucus smiled. "I'm Lucus."

"Eric."

"So Eric....mind elaborating as to how you ended up being thrown from a car?"

"Its kinda of a long story."

"I believe its going to be kinda a long walk."

Eric smiled slightly. "I turn tricks."

"Oh." Lucus couldn't helped but be taken back.

"Yeah," Eric scoffed, "Oh."

"I didn't mean..."

"Its fine, I know. Its not everyday you meet a male prostitute."

"Don't say that." Lucus mumbled softly.

"Why not?" Eric's voice grew heated, laced with malice. "Its fucking true!"

Lucus stopped walking and turned to face Eric. "Is that how you see yourself?"

Eric refused to meet his questioning eyes. "Yeah."

"Don't."

"Why not?"

"You're better than that."

"How would you know?"

"You seem like a good guy. You're most likely not doing this because you want to but because you have to."

Eric's face fell, debating whether to tell him or not. "I have a baby brother."

"For him then?"

"Yeah, the rents flaked out on us a while back."

"I see."

Eric glanced up. "You do?"

Lucus shrugged. "I live with foster parents and my twin."

"Twin?"

"Yeah, she's......wild."

Eric smiled at how easy the conversation seemed to flow between them. "How long did you live in an orphanage?"

"Ever since I was six."

"Harsh."

"Sarah and Lance adopted us when we were ten."

"Its good you have parents."

"Yeah but Lizzie absolutely hates them. I would have gotten adopted a long time before that but Lizzie was always part of the deal. She put a lot of people off."

They started walking again as Eric thought it over. "Do you get along with her?"

"I guess...."

"You guess?"

"She's my opposite."

"Oh. So, she must be really cool then?"

"Hey!"

"Just kidding!" Eric smiled genuinely.

Lucus smiled back. "I don't get how Sarah and Lance put up with her."

"Love?"

"Sorry but defiantly not."

"Perhaps for you then?"

"Maybe."

"Do you like your twin?"

"No."

"That's harsh."

"Don't get me wrong. I love her because she's my twin but it doesn't mean I have to like her."

Eric scrunched up his face in thought. "I see your point."

"What's your brother's name?"

"Isaac."

"That's nice."

"Is it now?"

"Just trying to make conversation."

"Well, you're failing horribly."

"I'm aware of that."

Eric smiled as the goofy grin plastered on Lucus's face. "That's my house."

Lucus was surprised the walk had ended so suddenly. He helped Eric up to the front but before he could open it, it swung wide open. A boy, with wild brown hair and huge brown eyes, stood in the doorway.

"What happened?" he asked, eyes desperately searching Eric's.

Eric chuckled, "Someone didn't get their way, that's all."

The boy's attention snapped to Lucus, then harshly asked. "Who are you?"

"Relax Iz." Eric interjected. "He helped me home after the bastard threw me from his car."

"Oh." Isaac sheepishly grinned at Lucus. "Sorry. I'm Isaac."

"I'm Lucus. Mind if I call you Iz?"

"Only if I can call you Luke."

"Its a deal then."

Eric smiled at the interaction between the two. Lucus was easy to talk to and Isaac liked him as well. Perhaps it wouldn't be too bad to keep him around. Eric thought. Isaac and Lucus combined forces to get Eric inside onto the couch.

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Isaac walked up the steps to the strange house with Officer Delinko.

"Remind me why I'm here?"

"To keep her son busy while we go out on a date." Delinko replied as he rung the doorbell.

Shelbie Star flung the door open. "David!"

She hugged him and gave him a quick peck on the cheek. "I'm so glad you could make it."

"Shelbie this is Isaac." Delinko indicated with a nod of his head.

"Well, Hello there young man! Are you related to David?"

"Ummm...." Isaac faltered.

"Nephew. Yeah...he's my nephew." Delinko bluffed.

"How lovely! Why don't I show you to my son's room. So you two can get to know each other."

He followed her up the stairs and to a door that had Caution tape wrapped around it. She knocked on the door then opened it. She quickly retreated, almost running down the stairs. She had left the door open and now standing in the doorway was a smirking Sheldon.

"Hey gorgeous, what brings you here?"

"Delinko." Isaac replied bluntly.

"Come in." Sheldon moved so Isaac could pass but had to brush past him in order to.

"Nice room."

"I try." Sheldon replied as he turned the music down.

Isaac didn't respond, instead he sat down on Sheldon's bed.

"Make yourself at home." Sheldon smiled.

"You know for a guy who really seems to want in my pants, I'd think you'd give me a gift of some sort."

"Am I that obvious?"

"Painfully so."

"Figures."

"A bet then?"

"Bet?"

"Yes. If you win I'll have sex with you. If I win you have to do whatever I say."

"What would that be?"

"Haven't thought of it yet but I'm leaving it open for when something brilliant hits me."

"Clever."

"Why thank you."

"What's the bet?"

"I want to see if you can get my brother to ask a certain guy out."

"That's all?"

"Harder than it seems my dear Sheldon."

"Deal."

"Shake."

They clasped hands and shook upon their deal.

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Wow.....I've been really lazy lately. Plus school is a killer. X_X Sorry for any mistakes loves. RXR.