Chapter 2: Naughty Naughty Boys and Girls
Disclaimer: I do not own any characters, I only own the plot for this particular story, he he!
"So, what are you doing here in ORB?" Fllay asked Kira. "Just repairing the ship and restocking on some supplies. I thought while we're here we might as well have some fun, eh?" Kira replied and the boys grinned.
"You now, ya look awfully young to be Cap'n of a ship, how old are you?" Mia asked him also.
"18, I was just made Captain about 2 weeks ago, after me father died." Kira said.
"Oh, ye poor lad! What about ye mum?" Fllay asked. "She's back home, at Junius 7, we're going there next." Kira told her.
"Oh," Fllay and Mia said in unison.
"Well, why don't we have a bit o' fun eh?" Athrun said to change the subject.
Everyone brightened up at that and nodded eagerly, Fllay glancing slyly at Kira and Mia grinning at Shinn, who blushed and grinned back.
"Wot did ya have in mind?" Cagalli asked.
"Well, a bit o' music wouldn't hurt eh? And let's get some food, I be starvin'!" he said and ordered a waitress to bring out some food. Back then, you didn't really order, the cooks of the tavern served the same thing, and so that's what you got. This tavern cooked fresh grilled shrimp with some seasoning, some bread, vegetable-like soup, and, of course, rum.
"Mmmmmm." Everyone said as the waitresses brought out the food. "It looks delicious, not like the stuff we serve on board!" Shinn said.
"Aye, lad, you be right on that one!" Athrun said. As they were about to dig in, Lacus cleared her throat and said, "Aren't we going to say grace?" and looked at Cagalli expectantly.
"Oh, right! Everyone join hands and listen to this lovely prayer!" Cagalli told everyone and Fllay joined hands with Kira who joined hands with Athrun who joined hands with Cagalli who joined hands with Lacus who joined hands with Nicol who joined hands with Shinn who joined hands with Mia. (Whew! That was a mouthful!).
And then Lacus began the meal time prayer, (I don't know what they said back then so this is what my family says before we eat.) "God is great, God is good, let us thank him for our food, by his hands, we all are fed, thank you Lord for our daily bread. Amen." And then the boys (and Cagalli) started stuffing their faces with food and swallowing all the rum.
Lacus, Fllay, and Mia looked at them in disgust as they delicately ate their food. "Wow, why don' we serve this kind of food on board, Captain?" Nicol asked Kira.
"Because we don't have the money to get all this fresh shrimp nor the proper stove to cook it in." Kira replied. "Why can't we just catch the shrimp ourselves and fry them?" Shinn asked.
"Because, lad, I doubt ye be wantin' to deal with the hard labor of shrimp catchin', and besides, the stuff Yzak cooks ain't that bad!" Athrun said and the Freedom crew laughed. Because Yzak was the only one that could cook a good meal and not make a mess or burn anything.
Just then, a band of sorts started playing music and some people got up and started dancing. "Hey, wot a catchy tune their playin'! How's 'bout a dance, Athrun?" Cagalli said.
"But of course, milady." Athrun said like a gentleman and they chuckled as he hooked his arm in hers and made their way to the dance floor.
The others continued to eat and after a while Nicol asked, "Shouldn't Yzak and Rey be back by now?"
"Prolly, but maybe they're tryin' to work a deal, I told them what tavern to meet us at," Kira said. "Oh, yes, I suppose that is what it is." Nicol said.
"So, Kira, how's about you and me have a little fun?" Fllay asked and grinned at him.
Kira was caught off-guard at first, "Do you want to go dancing like Athrun and Cagalli?" he asked, a little confused at why she was looking at him that way.
She giggled and said, "No, I mean just you and me, you do know what I'm talking about, don't you?" she asked and fluttered her eyelashes.
Kira still wasn't too sure about what the young girl was trying to get him to do, but Lacus, however, understood perfectly. "I'm sure Kira is much more of a gentleman to do that Fllay." Because she knew that Fllay worked at the Whorehouse and was trying to get poor Kira to have sex with her.
Mia gasped and so did Fllay, Kira just looked confused, and Shinn almost spit out his rum and started choking while laughing.
"Excuse me, but you barely even know him!" Fllay spat. "Neither do you! And besides, I'm sure Cagalli wouldn't want her twin brother to be put in that situation." Lacus said but more calmly. Then Kira's light bulb went off and he blushed, making Shinn laugh harder and Nicol almost faint as he too got it. Poor lads, so pure and innocent.
Mia rolled her eyes and said, "Oh for Pete's sake he's a grown man! He can do who he wants, when he wants! Why do you care so much about him sleeping with Fllay, do you like him or something?" making Lacus blush and look away shyly.
Meanwhile, Shinn's laughing so hard his face is red and his sides are beginning to hurt. "Kira, have sex with Fllay? You've got to be kidding!" he said.
"What's so funny Shinn? You're still a virgin." Kira said, making him stop laughing and blush as he glanced at Mia who giggled and whispered something to Fllay.
"So are you I bet!" he spat. "I am not!" Kira said and everyone sat stunned as he looked away. "Hey, wot's going on here? We left for only a few minutes and already I can tell something's wrong!" Athrun said.
"Fllay wants to have sex with Kira." Shinn said bluntly. "OI! What's this?" Athrun gasped and Cagalli looked stunned and then furious. "Oh no you don't! You're not going to seduce my brother into having sex with a whore!" Cagalli spat and Kira gasped and looked from his sister to Fllay.
"So what? All I wanted was a bit o' fun!" Fllay said, nearly in tears and she got up, looked at Kira, and then rushed out. Mia gave a nasty look to Cagalli and went after her, but not before looking slyly at Shinn and mouthing "Meet me at the Inn" and he nodded. No one seemed to notice this; however, because once Fllay rushed out Kira looked at his sister and said, "Now why'd you have to do that for?"
"What do you mean? I don't want you to be soiled by the likes of her! She's no good, Kira, no good at all!" Cagalli said and Lacus nodded. "'Tis true, I'm sorry Kira, but we didn't want you to throw your morals out just because of a pretty girl, especially one who is notorious for being with the most handsome men in the whole of ORB!" Lacus said softly, her eyes pleading for Kira not to be mad but to understand.
Hearing the beautiful voice of the young girl calmed Kira down a bit and he said, "I know, it's just not fair that my sister decides who I can be with and who I cannot." He said and glared at Cagalli. "Trust me; you'll thank me when you find out who she really is!" Cagalli told him.
"Ok, ok, no more arguing, please! Let's just have a good time and try NOT to get into trouble, alright?" Athrun said before Kira could respond.
They all nodded and then Yzak and Rey came in and found their table. "Kira, we have good news and bad news," Yzak began. "The good news is, we found someone who can work on the ship, the bad news is," he continued and Rey finished with, "It will take 3 days and 10 shillings a day."
"What?" Kira said, astounded at the price and not too worried about the number of days. I'm not exactly sure how much shillings are compared to actual money now-a-days, but trust me, it's a lot! (I think…eh heh).
"I didn't know our ship had it that bad off!" Athrun said. "Aye, oh well, we can make it, we are pirates after all, we'll use some of the money we stole from the last bloke that caused our ship so much damage!" Kira told them.
"Aye, aye, sir. So, what'd we miss?" Yzak asked as he sat down where Fllay was sitting and Rey sat down where Mia sat.
The others looked at each other, as if wondering if they should tell them what happened. Shinn took this time to say, "Well, I'm off to go wandering around, I'll meet you back at the Inn." Rather quickly and went to leave.
"Wait a second; you're not going to do what I think you're going to do, are ye?" Athrun asked him.
"What do you mean, I'm just going to look around is all," Shinn said and smiled –innocently-. "Uh huh, right lad, and pigs can fly, now tell us where you're really goin'." Athrun demanded.
"I don't have to tell you anything!" Shinn said. "But you have to tell me." Kira said and stood up.
Shinn sweat dropped as he said, "Well, Captain, I was just going to wander around town, no specific place in mind, I've never been to ORB before, I just want to see what it's like."
Kira nodded to Athrun to let Shinn go because he grabbed him by the arm when he stopped him and the two older boys looked at each other to Shinn who seemed to be growing quite impatient.
Cagalli, Lacus, Nicol, Rey, and Yzak all seemed to hold their breath and Rey and Yzak looked at each other like, "What did we miss?" and Cagalli looked suspicious but said, "Oh, let him go, if something happens to him ye can just drag him back to the ship and keep him from going to port when you dock at Heliopolis, like Dearka and Mwu." And gave Shinn a knowing look.
"Fine, but don't get into trouble, alright?" Kira said and Shinn nodded and practically dashed out of the tavern in case Kira decided to change his mind. He shook his head and exchanged a glance with Athrun and his sister.
"He's going with that Mia girl, isn't he?" Kira asked quietly after an awkward silence. "Who?" Yzak and Rey said in unison. "Yep, I bet you." Cagalli said and Lacus said, "Oh dear." And Athrun shook his head.
"That lad is too worried about getting laid, he doesn't care about the consequences, let's see what happens to 'im, maybe he'll luck out." Athrun said. "Aye, if he can prove he's a man, I'm sure Shinn won't luck out." Kira said.
"Does this always happen when you make port?" Lacus asked no one in particular. "Rarely." Athrun responded.
"WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?" Yzak shouted to get everyone's attention.
"Oh, sorry Yzak, well, Dearka and Mwu were talking to these two young ladies when I came up, obviously they told the girls about me so they followed us into the tavern and introduced themselves." Kira began.
"And then when Athrun and Cagalli went to dancing Fllay, the one who seemed to like Kira, asked him if he wanted to 'have a bit o' fun'" Nicol continued.
"And then I explained that I'm sure he's a gentleman and wouldn't do that, and she snapped at me and said I barely knew him. I told her that neither did she and that also I was sure Cagalli wouldn't want her brother to go off with a person like her and do that and she got all mad." Lacus explained.
"And then we come back and I learned what's goin' on and told her not to even try it and she stormed out after trying to lay the guilt on me." Cagalli finished.
The boys blinked and then looked at Lacus, "So who are you?" and everyone else did an anime face-drop thing and Lacus giggled and said, "Oh, I'm sorry, we haven't been introduced, my name is Lacus Clyne, I'm a friend of Cagalli's" and Yzak said, "Oh, ok, so, what's with Shinn?"
"He decided to tell a little tale about 'just wandering about' so he could meet up with the other girl." Athrun said and he and Yzak both snorted.
Kira sighed. "Well, if we confront him 'bout it or try to stop 'im you know he'll just get mad and might even abandon ship, I say let the boy be and maybe he'll learn his lesson." He told everyone.
"Aye, let's see if he's even brave enough to do it!" Yzak said and chuckled.
"So, where to now boys?" Cagalli asked to change the subject. She really liked Shinn despite his disrespectful, angst-ridden, and somewhat childish (even though he's a teenager) behavior, and really thought he'd know better than to lose his virginity to a whore.
"Hmmm, let's go 'bout town and maybe find some supplies, or ye can all go off on yer own and meet back at the Inn before midnight." Kira said and looked at them to see what they'd say.
Nicol and Lacus both agreed to do whatever the others wanted, Rey just shrugged, Yzak, Athrun, and Cagalli all wanted to find some fun, and so it was agreed that they would first stock up on supplies and then wander about for real looking for some mischief as the night was still young.
They thanked the waitress and the landlord and paid for the meal after finishing one more pint of ale and went on their way.
In the alleyway behind the Inn
"Ah, there you are! I thought that you weren't going to come!" Mia said as Shinn approached looking somewhat nervous but confident.
"Oh, sorry 'bout that, Kira and Athrun were giving me a hard time of it so I told 'em I'd be out wandering the town." He told her.
She smiled and came up to him. "So, how much money do you have, Shinn?" she asked seductively and he blushed slightly and took out 20 shillings, keeping 20 more in his pocket smartly.
"Hmm," she said and took the money. "This is all your Captain Kira gave you to go about town with?" she asked, somewhat suspicious.
"Yes, he doesn't trust me with money just yet, because I was just made a member o' the crew when 'e was made Cap'n." he said without flinching.
She still looked suspicious and looked him over boldly, and then she shrugged and grinned slyly as she said in a seductive voice yet again, "Ok then, come with me." And led him away from the Inn and towards another building that looked old and poorly maintained.
When she saw that he looked confused she told him, "This is the 'Whorehouse' or building, or do you want to just do it at the Inn?" and stopped, looking at him questionably.
He hesitated, thinking over which would be the best place. "The… building, the Inn would be too chancy as Kira might catch us." He finally said and her smile was back.
"Ok, now, first off, some of the girls might make a pass at you, because you're just ever so handsome and ever so young, and also, most of them will already be naked, but don't stare." She explained as they neared the building.
He nodded and as they walked through the door suddenly became nervous and "excited" (…..don't ask?) at the same time. Mia noticed this, and so did some of the other girls, and she took him by the hand and led him on, her back leading the way as she grinned slyly and said, "Come on you naughty boy," she purred as his eyes wandered.
Yeah, um, so they enter a room and Mia practically attacks poor Shinn with kisses, and of course, this is the first time he's been French kissed so at first he's very confused and then gets the hang of it as Mia practically drags him to a bed and doffs his shirt (still kissing him).
He starts to slip off her dress as she undoes his pants and then they're rolling on top of each other on the bed and you know the rest. Naughty, naughty, naughty!
With Kira and the gang
"Well, that was interesting." Nicol says as they leave a shop, well, actually, get kicked out.
"Yeah, thanks a lot Cags." Yzak sneers.
"He tried to lift me dress! What was I supposed to do, just let 'im treat me like a common whore in front of all of ya?" she snapped at him.
"You would've done it for Athrun." He mumbles.
"What did you say?" she yelled at him as Athrun's jaw dropped and he stared at his friend. (Yes, Yzak and Athrun are friends in this fic).
Kira sighed and shook his head and said, "Just calm down, both of you, he got what he deserved, we'll just find another shop."
You see, while they were looking for items to stock up on, with Cagalli begging Athrun to by her a boy's outfit so she wouldn't have to wear a dress, a worker of the shop came up to her and tried to flirt with her, much to Athrun's dislike, but he didn't say anything and left the two alone to talk.
Then, the worker tried to grope Cagalli-san, probing about her and then ultimately tried lifting her dress. Well, as you all know, Cagalli wouldn't have that, so when he reached down to grab the dress she whacked him right upside the head, she did!
Unfortunately, after another blow the shop owner came running out shouting, "STOP BEATING MY SON YOU WHORE!" and such and everyone got thrown out.
"I still can't believe that young man would do that! Things are becoming ever so dreadful now-a-days." Lacus said and shook her head.
"At least it wasn't you this time eh?" Cagalli said and smiled.
Lacus mustered a smile and nodded.
"So, let's find some fun eh?" Athrun said and they headed for a lively looking place.
It was then that they spotted Shinn being dragged along by a group of girls, Mia and Fllay included. At first they thought he was going along with them, but then Kira saw the fear in his crimson eyes and knew the girls were up to no good.
"Hey! What's goin' on over there!" he called and the group went over to where they were dragging poor Shinn.
"Oh, Captain Kira, we were just taking Shinn to a tavern to have some fun! He really is good company." Mia said and winked, making Shinn blush, and then all the girls squealed, "He looks so cute when he blushes!" and tried to pinch his cheeks and giggled.
Lacus gasped, Shinn wasn't wearing a shirt and you could tell they practically attacked him with kisses and there were a scant few bruises. Cagalli looked enraged, Yzak was trying not to laugh even though he was also angry that they would do this to his young friend, and Athrun looked stunned and angered. Rey showed little emotion, Nicol looked sympathetic, but Kira looked enraged to the point of going into SEED mode as he knew that they were going to "have fun" with Shinn against his will.
He saw Fllay look defiant at him and then she got a wicked grin and said, "You know, I really like Shinn better." And then slid her tongue up Shinn's neck, making him shiver, and the other girls giggled and Mia also started kissing him again, which made his face redden in embarrassment, even though his eyes hinted at lust.
/Author's Note: WAHAHA! I SHALL TORTUE YOU WITH A HUGE CLIFFHANGER! Because this is long and I want more reviews because I'm a review whore, lol, just kidding no I'm not! But please review and thanks to all who already reviewed for me! Also, I had too much sugar so that's why Shinn's having a hard time of it, eh heh/