"Rach, you've been noticed we've made a breakthrough." Mike declared the day after Rachel's performance. "But now you need to get romantically noticed in other words you need to flirt your ass off."
"Language!" Rachel scolded. "How do I do that?"
Mike began the lesson, "Before we send you in we're going to give you nine tips before sending you on your own tomorrow."
Matt cut in, "Step one: Know who you're dealing with, in this case Puck, you have to be careful he flirt with anything with boobs, so do not take him to seriously."
Rachel raised her hand, "So you're saying I can't time all of our conversations?"
"That's exactly what we're saying," Mike answered, "Step two: Look approachable, don't be nervous or try and be sexy just smile calmly and maybe wave but do not act crazy."
Rachel quirked an eyebrow, "What are you implying?"
Matt decided to not answer that question, "Step three: Read his body language, with Puck you have to make sure he's in a flirty mood – he usually is – but if he's not he will bite your head off whether or not you're hot, but be prepared to take risks at the same time, sometimes if you can't read his body language just go for it.
"Step four," Mike began, "Make eye contact, but then you have to look away as if you were undecided about him, it will get him intrigued, but do not stare and only smile with your eyes not your teeth."
"Did you just quote Tyra Banks?" Rachel asked.
Mike flushed, "Possibly, anyway step five: Is to now start talking, just nice small talk it doesn't matter what you say as long as it's not to serious."
Matt took over, "Step six: start talking about yourself, but not in big quantities just tell stories or jokes about your life fun stuff about yourself nothing serious just light stuff. Also make sure you talk about common interests it's a great way to keep talking."
Mike stepped up, "Step seven: Give him complete attention, though you want to talk you also have to laugh at his jokes and listen to his stories you have to seem interested in him, guys love attention."
Matt took the next step, "Step eight: Use body language to show you want to jump his bones, just touch his arm gently and briefly nothing over the top just light and romantic and of course sexy.
Mike took the final step, "Step nine: close the deal, you have to be sexy and show that you wanna get closer so just when he thinks it's getting good you never wanna linger, so leave abruptly but still say something about wanting to hear from him, a simple 'call me' will do or something harder to read 'see you later' that will leave the guy intrigued about what you meant and he will indeed want to 'see you later.'"
"Do you understand?" Matt asked.
Rachel nodded.
"Do you want cheat cards?" Mike asked.
Rachel nodded again.
A/N: That was just a filler chapter I just wanted to update the story before you completely forget about it. I'll try and update quicker from now on!