The second chapter appears at last! Well please review! I hope you like it! Oh, and thank you Eagleclaw the Great, that idea was good and I'm going to use it..
Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ
Day 3
All of our favorite DBZ chibis walked in and put their stuff in their cubbies. They sat down at their desks and waited for Mrs. Barnes to speak. "Okay class," she said, "Now we'll start where we left off. Gohan, tell me about yourself."
"Well I WANT to be a fighter, but my mom is trying to make me be a scholar." "Okay, Roku?" "I am a second-class Saiyan with a power level of 1,000,000." "Oh really?" said Mrs. Barnes, "Then why don't you tell us everyone's power level?" "Sure." Responded Roku, "Vegeta has a power level of 1,100,000, Kiara has a power level of 900,000, Goku has a power level of 1,500,000, 18 has a power level of 2,500,000, 17 has a power level of 3,000,000, Piccolo has a power level of 800,000, Krillin has a power level of 90,000, Marron has a power level of 60,000, Bulla has a power level of 70,000, Pan has a power level of 300,000, Videl has a power level of 20,000, Gohan has a power level of 900,000, and Chi-Chi has a power level of 40,000. Everyone else has one below 10,000. And I know all of this because of my scouter."
"Dang… okay, Krillin?" "I want to be a monk and marry 18!" "Weirdo… Videl?" "I'm awesome! That scouter thing is dead wrong! I also kinda like Gohan." "Okay, Bulla?" "I will marry Roku!" "Marron?" "I'm going to marry Roku, not Bulla!"
"Weird crazy kids… Pan?" "I'm going to distract Roku, and then marry him, TODAY!" "Okay… you guys can play now."
Everyone ran off to their Lego war teams and got in position. Roku had the fusion sword and with a quick strike, destroyed the Marines' wall. Vegeta, Piccolo, Kiara, and 18 rushed forward with Lego swords and, along with Roku, beat the crap out of the Marines.
"We surrender." Said Chi-Chi, and then all of the kids ran off to do… well… stuff. Roku walked off to start training, (in a gravity room made of Legos) Vegeta started training as well, Piccolo started meditating, 18 started playing dress up, 17 started building stuff with blocks and smashing them down, Gohan started bugging Piccolo, and Videl started punching the wall in frustration
Chi-Chi started playing house with Bulma, Marron, and Bulla. And Krillin… well… he was jumping up and down in front of 18, trying to simply get her attention.
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Kiara walked up to the LGR (Lego Gravity Chamber)and opened the door. She walked inside and tackled Roku. "What are you doing!" shouted Roku. "Nothing…" she said as she stared at him. "Um… what are you doing?" said Roku uneasily.
Roku kicked Kiara off of him, blew up the LGR that didn't even enhance gravity and ran away from the downed Saiyan Princess.
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Goku was eating a snack, a.k.a. five picnic tables fully stocked with food, when Vegeta walked over and looked at him. Then, Vegeta blasted all of Goku's food to bits. "NOOOOO!" shouted Goku. Goku's hair turned gold and even spikier, and then Goku punched Vegeta in the gut.
"OW!" said Vegeta, "Kakarot, how did you become a Super Saiyan?" "I don't know exactly," said Goku, "But you made me really mad." "Wow," said Roku, who had walked over, "Goku has a power level of 4,000,000!"
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"What are you doing Mr. Piccolo?" said Gohan. "Hn."
"Do you like Pie?"
"Wha?"
"Do you have a last name?"
"No."
"Why?"
"My dad tried to kill everyone on Earth, and he died when I was born."
"I like chocolate milk."
"Hn."
"Mr. Piccolo?"
"WHAT THE CRAP IS IT? I'M JUST TRYING TO FREAKING MEDITATE!
"I was just going to give you sparkling spring water…" Piccolo grabbed the bottle of water. "You're forgiven." Said Piccolo.
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Chi-Chi snuck up on Goku and hit him on the head. HARD. Goku, who had reverted to normal state, fell to the ground, unconscious. "OH NO! I KILLED MY FUTURE HUSBAND!" yelled Chi-Chi. Goku suddenly hopped up, and looked at Bulma as hearts appeared in his eyes.
Goku suddenly teleported next to Bulma and hugged her. "Hi Bulma!" "Hi Goku!" responded Bulma cheerfully. Bulma simply stared as Goku hugged her fiercely.
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Pan walked up to Roku and said "Say 'I do' after everything I say, okay?" "Sure." Said Roku. "Do you like food?"
"I do."
"Do you like people with food?"
"I do."
"?" (Translation: Do you take me, Pan, to be your lawfully wedded wife?)
"Uhhh… I do?"
"YAY!" shouted Pan, "Now we're married!" Then she did the single, most horrible, worst ever possible thing to do to a 5 to 10 year old boy. Pan KISSED Roku.
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Vegeta looked over at Goku, who was still hugging Bulma, and got all mad and stuff. Vegeta's hair turned gold and got super spiky, and he was a Super Saiyan! Meanwhile, Roku, who had run away from Pan screaming, "AAAHHHH!" looked at Vegeta, (who had a power level of 3,500,000) and got all mad too.
Then ROKU became a Super Saiyan. (He now had a power level of 4,000,000) Roku walked over to the wall next to Videl and started slamming his head against the wall.
Meanwhile, Kiara, who had seen Pan kiss Roku, got super DUPER mad and turned Super Saiyan. (So many Super Saiyans, huh? Oh, and by the way, her power level 3,500,000.)
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Mrs. Barnes took out a little cylinder thing and pulled out some Tylenol and popped one into her mouth. "Crazy kids… turning into golden haired weirdoes…getting married…trying to take over the universe…" she mumbled.
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Goku, who was staring at Bulma, was unaware of the evil presence that lurked behind the fake kitchen table… "I can't believe Bulma, my best friend, stole MY Goku!" said the source of that evil. (a.k.a. Chi-Chi.)
"I hit him over the head with my Frying Pan of Doom and Destruction and he started liking Bulma, so if I hit him in the head again..." said Chi-Chi, "So if I hit Goku again…" Chi-Chi slowly walked over to Goku, and then hit him in the head extremely hard.
Goku fell to the ground, unconscious. But, only a second later, he hopped up and ran over to Vegeta. (Who had dropped back to normal form.) Poor, poor Vegeta didn't understand why he had gotten mad when he saw Goku and Bulma hugging each other.
But, all that was forgotten when Goku appeared next to him, and HUGGED him. "Hi Veggie!" said Goku.
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17 walked up to Roku and watched as Roku slammed his head into the wall. "What are you doing?" asked 17. "I accidentally married Pan, and now I want to die." Responded Roku. "Well, we all have our bad play times. I'm 17 by the way." Said 17. "That's a little old for kindergarten, but I'm Roku." Replied Roku. The two black-haired (Roku had dropped Super Saiyan.) Kindergarteners shook hands, and a friendship was made.
18 walked over to Roku and 17 and jumped up and down in front of the Saiyan. "Look at me Roku!" shouted the supposed killing-machine, "Am I pretty?" "Yes," said Roku after a nod of affirmation from 17, "You are very pretty." 18 smiled as if she had just won the lottery. She was wearing the outfit she was wearing in DBZ right before she fought Vegeta.
Pan walked up to 18 and slapped her in the face. "OW!" yelled 18, "What was that for?" "For trying to seduce my husband!" replied Pan hatefully. "Technically," said 18, "He can't marry you without that justice of the peace dude, and second, you guys are both WAY too young to get married, you have to be 18. Except in Georgia, where you can get married at 16 if the wife-to-be is pregnant."
"Who cares about rules and federal LAWS!" shouted Pan, "Roku and I are married!" Then she shoved Roku to the ground and started making out with Roku.
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"Veggie, you are just adorable!" said Goku as Vegeta started cursing him out. Chi-Chi then hit him over the head extremely hard. Goku fell to the ground, unconscious once again. He hopped up and teleported next to Videl, who had sat down after she stopped punching the wall.
"Hi Videl!" said Goku, "Wanna' be my girlfriend?" "Sure!" said Videl, but what she was thinking was: And then I'll make Gohan jealous. Heheheheheh.
Then, mercifully, the bell rang. The chibis grabbed their stuff and went home.