What happened was…
By: JediCaro
A/N: If you are at work…wait till you go home. Giggling involved! lol…
At the Shikawa Shrine…
"Minako, what are you doing?", Makoto exclaimed trying to take the cup on Minako's hand.
"Sssshhhhh! Let me do this, Ami will never know what hit her!", Minako said taking the cup back from Makoto and walking quickly towards the shine's patio, "It's just water"
"It looks like water you dumb bitch, but I don't think is water at all!", Makoto hurried behind Minako.
Minako ran towards the crows and picked up the smallest one, "Do you think this one could be either Phobos or Deimos?"
Makoto looked at her with a confused look, "How will I know? They all look the same: black, meaty and feathery"
"Meaty?", Minako repeated.
"Really, is that all you catch from all I just said? How does Rei fell in love with you?", Makoto teased smiling at her friend.
"You know, I ask myself the same question everyday", Minako smiled looking at Makoto, "But, look at this bird…does it look like does two? Cause it looks like a sick and pathetic version of a singing cockroach with bow-tie and everything"
Makoto just stared at her with surprise, "You…where…what the fuck you smoked for breakfast!"
"Sssshhhhh, I just ate a twinkle…now, back to business", she said running back to Rei's room with the crow.
When they arrived at the room, it was empty. Minako closed the door and put the bird on the table, thankfully it stayed there looking the girls with a confused face.
"Don't look at me like that, we just want to try this transparent liquid that looks like water on you", Minako said to the bird thinking it could understand her.
"It can't understand you, you dumbs!", Makoto said in frustration, "Just give the bird a break"
"Sssshhh", Minako said emptying the cup on the crow.
All the sudden, the bird stop moving.
"WTF?", Minako exclaimed poking the bird, "Is not moving!"
Makoto touched the bird and said, "The heart's beating, the yes are moving, the rest is not. What the hell was in that cup?"
"I don't know, ask Ami", Minako said looking at Makoto, "This was in her chemistry mini lab in her apartment"
Makoto opened her eyes as if she'd seen a ghost, "Holly shit-balls!"
"What?", Minako asked holding the bird.
"That liquid is used to preserve animals with the appearance off life!", Makoto exclaimed all nervous, "Rei is gonna kill us!"
"Calm my friend, it looks alive. We can say we ordered it to stay and it hasn't move until we tell it to", Minako smiled widely.
"Simon says? Really? Are you fucking serious!", Makoto said standing up and walking around.
"Who's fucking serious?", Ami asked from the door with Rei and Usagi in tow.
"Simon? Are we watching the X Factor?", Usagi jumped in the room in happiness.
"No, we aren't. We are playing Simon Says with this crow", Minako smiled nervously.
Rei looked at it and opened her eyes widely, "Why the fuck stimpy is all wet!"
"Stimpy?", all exclaimed dumbfounded.
"You call this thing Stimpy!", Minako laugh nervously.
Rei walked towards it and realized it was hard as stone, "What the fuck happened to him!"
"How you know is a him?", Makoto asked.
"What do you mean stone?", Minako asked.
"Where are we watching the X Factor?", Usagi asked.
"I know that cup!", Ami ran towards the cup on the table, "You poured this on the crow?"
"Eeeee, she did!", Makoto exclaimed.
"This licked is to dissect animals and dead bodies. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!", Ami almost fainted.
Rei looked at Minako with a lot of anger, "Stimpy…you kill Stimpy!"
"Look at the bright side, you have a new ornament for your room", Minako said nervously, "Right Rei-smushy-shiny-pretty-candy-licking-bear?"
"Oooooommmmmgggggg!", Ami said before fainting.
"WWWWOOOOOOWWWWW, what a name Rei-rei", Makoto teased.
"Makoto?", Minako whispered looking at Rei getting angrier and angrier by the second.
"Yes, Minako?", Makoto whispered very scared.
"Run for it", Minako whispered slowly walking towards the door.
"Whatever you say ma'am", she followed her as they ran for their lives!
A/N: Soooo, review!