This might not be mt best because it was written in a rush, but I wanted to give you guys another chappie because you guys rock! YAY!! Cookies for all!

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"Up Next" or Security

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Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars-

Uryu Ishida… He hates sewing to a fault.

Huh, what do you mean, I love sewing!

And why do you hate sewing, I'll tell you. It's because-

-chucks recently made rabbit thing at the window (it's one of those windows the police use, you can see them but they can't see you)-

AH! It's the attack of the rabid toy bunnies!!! –hides- I knew this would happen, I knew it!

-sweatdrops-

-peeks over table- is it gone?

-face palms-

Umm… Ahem, Uryu Ishida… Is a pansy who likes dancing threw thorn bushes.

Uhh –still confused-

With his hair on fire.

-blinks- Wait, WHAT!!!?

Hee hee. Uryu Ishida… He enjoys eating strawberries (hidden meaning XD).

-Ichigo comes in- WHAT!!!

What is up with you people! Do you want to go again!?

(Ichigo) No… Just out of curiosity, where are you?

Far away from you! Now go away!

-Ichigo pouts and walks off-

Geez, I thought he would never leave.

You and I both.

Your still here?

-raises eyebrow- Why wouldn't I?

You know what, never mind. Uryu Ishida… He thinks Quincys are pansies from Mars.

What?! How dare you disrespect the Quincy! I shall show you their wrath! –starts shooting arrows at window-

AHHHH!!! HELP!

-Ichigo, Shiro, Renji, and Rukia suddenly appear-

(Ichigo) Bankai!

(Shiro) Sit upon the frozen heavens, Hyourinmaru!

(Renji) Howl, Zobimaru!

(Rukia) Dance, Shirayuki!

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

-all is silent-

(Shiro) Hooray!

(Renji) YAY!

(Ichigo) She's finally dead!!!

(Rukia) Take that!

(Uryu) Uhh, sure… Ya!

BUHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! I am still alive! Nothing can kill me!

-all gasp-

That was my decoy! And now, because I said so, you are all ban from here, Bu ha ha ha haha! Security!!!

-all scream-

We've got them! Get out of here scum!

-all scream again as they are thrown out-

Buhahahahahahaha! Now you know how crazy Uryu is and how stupid the rest of them are!

Up Next- Chad Yasutora

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Like I said, not my best, but hey, that doesn't really matter does it XD? Alright, now I should update again tomorrow but then once the week starts up I most likely won't update again till Saturday because I'm going to be busy, so ya. Don't forget to leave a review!