My computer broke again and I am using a friend's laptop to get this to you guys so sorry about the delay! Chad was kinda hard and I forgoit to ask for help but my friend who loves Chad gave me a few ideas, so I hope you like it! Also, I will try and update again sometime but I have a ton of things I need to get done so no promises on more then two updates this week, sorry. Anyway, here you go, the next chappie of Know Your Stars- Bleach Edition!
Disclaimer- Me no own -sob- so sad!
Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars-
Chad Yasutora… He likes to eat bunnies for breakfast.
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Chad Yasutora… He is a human bullet bag.
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What is wrong with you! Don't you ever say anything!
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I like Kisuke better, at least he gave me more of a reaction!
-blinks- "…."
You know what, do I have to speak Spanish for you?!
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Como' estas? Me llamo Broadcaster. (How are you? I am (My name is) Broadcaster.)
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What are you, emo? Deaf perhaps (no offence to those who are!)?!
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I give up! This is like a one sided conversation! –walks off-
Who was that? –asks randomly to no one-
-runs back in- He talks!!! Hooray!
-stares at nothing- "…."
No! I ruined the progress! -sob-
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Ok, got over that. I might as well make fun of him for no reason.
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Chad Yasutora… He is a mute person who wipes his face with raspberries.
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Chad Yasutora… I think he eats nails for breakfast too, but I could be wrong.
-scratches head- "…."
-sigh- This is no fun.
… What's not fun?
-gasp- He talks he talks! –starts jumping up and down- YAY!!!!!
-scoots away from where voice is coming from-
-crash- OW, I stepped on a cord and tripped.
… ha ha ha ah bu ha ha ha!!!!!
-wide twitchy eyes- He's crazy!!! Crazy!
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-pouts- Damn.
-just sits there-
Ok, you know what!? I'm gonna bring out the heavy artillery! -brings out a gun of some kind-
This is the "Mega Ultimate Laser Bullet 'Killer Ray' Thingy Gun Blaster!" Buhahahahaha! Now you have to talk, so tell us a little about your self.
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AGH!!!! Your no fun at all! –charges up gun- I know Tite Kubo is going to have a fit and probably sue me, but this guy is pissing me off so much I don't care!
-O.O- WAIT!!!!
He just talked –gasp- YAY!! I did it! –points gun at him- Now start talking!
I like the color pink-
-rolls eyes- We know that. Give us something good… Something Juicy!
I have a pair of footy PJ's that are pink, frilly, and covered with lace! Please don't shoot me!
-gap O.O- Holy Shit… that's so stupid it's funny… but not very original… Tell me something not original or I'll shoot your head off!
Ok, OK –sob- I have a picture of Ganju under my pillow!
-twitch twitch gap… totally thrown off- Ok… And why do you have a picture of Ganju under your pillow?
Don't know, I guess it's because it has an awesome sunset in the background.
-sighs relieved- Oh good, for a second I thought you were gay!
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Your not gay are you?
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Ok, you know what, I'm done, I don't wanna know anymore!!!
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Now you know, Chad Yasutora… unfortunately.
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Up Next- Orihime Inoue
I hadn't meant to make Chad gay, or something, but I couldn't help it! I thought it was pretty funny reading it over again! I hope you liked this chappie! Leave a review on your way out!
-Help- I need some ideas for Orihime, I started on her today on my friend's laptop and we ran out ideas so when you review, please leave an idea as well!