I'm sorry! I said I was going to update last week but I got caught up in something! And that something will be told to you at the end in the ending Authors note thing! Now here's the long awaited chapter!
Disclaimer- Me no own
Warning- Personally I don't hate Orihime, I just think she's a wuss so, ya. Sorry to those who like her.
Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars-
Orihime Inoue… She hates cooking.
-softly- I don't hate cooking.
Why does she hate cooking?
But I don't hate cooking.
Orihime Inoue… She has no brain so she's gonna have to go to the Wizard in the city of Oz.
-question marks- Wizard from Oz?
Oh no, it's spreading! The stupid is spreading and now she has no courage!
I do too have courage!
Hmmm, maybe we should make her take the stupid test.
Will you cut it out?!
Cut what out red-head?
-glares-
Orihime Inoue… She is suicidal.
Suicidal?
My point exactly.
-question marks-
-sigh- This is boring… -snaps figures- I know! –rustle rustle- –plays elevator music- Damn, wrong CD. –rustle-
-more question marks-
Aha, here it is! –plays "We're off to see the Wizard"- hee hee, this just sets the mood perfectly!
I don't get it.
Of course you don't.
Now that's not very nice.
-shrugs- I'm not a very nice detached voice.
Detached voice? –gets scared-
I was joking.
-cowering in corner-
Orihime Inoue… She says she loves Ichigo, yet she joins sides with the guy trying to, I don't know, KILL HIM!
I was saving him!
That's what you say, yet you try not to escape.
I do to!
You probably dissed Ichigo with that green eyed dude, what was his name again?
Ulquiorra.
See, if you were in love with Ichigo, then you wouldn't that other dude's name!
-crys-
Ha ha ha! Orihime Inoue… She stuffs her bra to give us the appearance that she has extremely large boobs.
These are all natural, why would I even stuff my bra?
That's a question only you can answer.
-pouts-
Orihime Inoue… She stalks Ichigo but loves that green eyed dude better.
I do not, now stop it!
Orihime Inoue… Her cooking nearly killed her brother when he was alive.
-bursts out crying- Oh brother, why oh why!
-mutters- Ok then… You know what, I'm bored of watching you cry over shit like this so you know what! I'm leaving you!
Wait don't go! You understand me!
I do not!!! Bye!
Wait, please!
-foots steps fade-
-sniff sniff- Now you know… me –sob-
-sighs- Such a sad little girl… who has artificial boobs.
Agh, not that again!
Hee hee.
Up Next- Yoruichi Shihouin
I got caught up in writing a story for Fruits Basket. If you love Fruits Basket and you love Oc's then the story I'm writing is just the thing for you! I'll be posting it at some point, either this week or next week... Or possiably the week after ; D. Anyway, 45 reviews? You guys rock! You all get cookies! And for those who helped, you get seconds! hee hee! The Hall Of Help-
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