Well, well, well? Look who's back to pollute your screens with another chapter. That's right, it's KovuTheLion15! So, just where have I been?
Well, as I mentioned in my previous chapter, I was going to be stuck with a lot of exam prep. That all finished about two weeks ago, but then? MORE BLOODY COURSEWORK! ARRGHHH!
But then again, I can't really blame everything on school. I've been obsessed with Mongrels lately. (For those of you who don't know what that is, it's a TV show about different puppet animals, and one of them is fucking HAWT. Well, that's just put you all off hasn't it?)
Anyway, let's get to this chapter of Bullied. This chapter explains to you how I discovered FanFiction, and how I come to write all the stories I have. What the inspirations were, my school friends reaction, that kind of thing. So, let's get to it! At long last, I might add!
(A/N: Yes, Cooper (my boss if you like, I'm his co-writer) is being introduced into this chapter, taking the place of my other friend who joined the school in my real life. He's been begging me to put him in, so here you go buddy ;)
Bullied
Chapter 8: FanFiction? What The Hell Is That?
"You're obsessed."
This was coming from my new friend Cooper, who was shaking his head. Around me, Humphrey, Garth and Lilly also shook theirs.
I should probably explain. It's the beginning of year 10, and I seem to have formed a love of The Chipettes. Weird I know, but I dunno, everytime I see Eleanor, my heart races. I had been single for around a year (because Lilly had dumped me, but we're still friends, thankfully) but that didn't bother me. What I loved was the fact that people had stopped picking on me.
The first time it happened I could barely believe my ears. Kate and Hutch were coming down the corridor, hand in hand (they had started going out during the summer, if I recall what Lilly had told me) and both stopped me. Even though I was still the third tallest in my year, I still got nerves when I was near them. We had a fairly civil conversation. Maybe people were just maturing, I dunno.
Anyway, back to this Chipette addiction. Well, if you spoke to Cooper, it was addiction. I disagreed. Then again, my iPod was stocked with pictures on Eleanor, so I suppose you could have called it addiction.
"I'm not obsessed." I said, arguing.
"You so are!" Cooper retorted.
"I swear man, you're gonna get an erection over them at some point!" Garth and Humphrey said, at exactly the same moment.
To be honest, I didn't oppose the idea of getting horny over things like that, but I didn't think it was exactly, well, right.
"Leon, why don't you write stories about them?" Cooper said.
"What, and get them published? Fuck off teasing, like that would ever happen." I replied.
"No you clowns foreskin, I mean publish them to this website. It's called FanFiction." He replied, humour behind his voice.
"FanFiction? What the hell is that?"
"Basically you take a film that's already been made, like Alvin and the Chipmunks. Then, you use the characters and write your own plotline."
And that was the only line I needed. My head began to explode with ideas, some idiotic, others quite acceptable. So when I got home, I checked out the site. After making an account (It was called bigr5543 when I first started - Kovu) I explored the chipmunk section. After reading a few stories, including some sexual ones which made my jaw drop, I had settled on a topic. Cheating. I smiled as I began to type.
6 MONTHS LATER (DECEMBER 2010)
"That was sweet!" I said, grinning at Cooper.
Cooper smiled as he ejected the film, Alpha and Omega, from the DVD player. He then picked up his iPod.
"I know. By the way, have you still got that FanFiction account?" He asked me.
"Yeah, but I haven't used it in ages and there aren't any stories on it, why?" I asked back, confused.
"You could write a story about Alpha and Omega. Your English has come a long way since then, I reckon you should give it a go."
"Yeah, I could." I said smiling.
"Anyway, have a look at that." He said, handing me his iPod.
And what I saw was really weird. Well, kind of weird.
Considering I had just seen the film, I saw Lilly. But then again, it wasn't just Lilly. Humphrey had her bent over, shagging her like there was no tommorow. My jaw dropped again.
"Where did you find that?"
"Never mind that. Just don't tell anyone you saw that. I don't want people knowing I'm a furry."
"A what?"
"Well, people define being a furry in different ways. I define it as finding those kind of animated animals, such as Kate and Lilly, attractive."
"Oh!" I said, realisation hitting me hard in the face. "Sweet." I said smiling.
So, I went home and checked FanFiction. It was dead.
"Ok, let's liven things up again." I said.
I thought about possible plot-lines. There were just so many. Then...
What about that couple at college? The couple that had been accused of cheating with another couple.
"Cheaters Never Prosper." I said, whispering to myself and smiling.
I had my story title.
So there you go. That explains how I came to be writing this story, and all my others. So, I got my exam results today, and I got a B in my English! WOOO!
When is the next chapter? Soon. I promise you all now, you won't be waiting a month for this chapter. I'll see you all soon, and don't forget about the Bullied Forum.
'Till next time, gorgeous, awesome and faithful readers (Sorry about the wait again! ;) )
-KovuTheLion15 :D