Welcome back to Total Drama! This week I changed up the challenge a bit, now it is going to be a hook up challenge. I'll explain more later. So I was going to do laser tag but since my friend is doing a couples total drama and there is so much tension I decided I'd do this. And this is confessional
Name: Blah blah blah
Ethan sat on a rock watching the sun rise over the horizon.
Ethan: I wonder if Calla will come out today, I hope so I wanted to talk to her.
Calla wandered out into the sun, and saw Ethan, but he doesn't see her.
Calla: I have such mixed feelings about Arumin and Ethan…Ethan obviously is more stable, but Arumin has more charms. Ugh… I guess I'll go sit with Ethan now, maybe I should make better friends with Naomi, because she seems to be in a similar circumstance.
Calla walked up to Ethan and greeted him with a smile. He smiled back.
"Hey" he said
"Morning" she replied
Calla:Normally that would have been really awkward but with him it feels like there doesn't need to be pointless chatter…
They just sat there like that and eventually end up having their hands touch and they shared a smile.
"CAMPERS TO THE DINING HALL IMMEDIATLEY!" Chris yelled over the intercom.
When all the campers got there Ivy and Chris were waiting up for them, Ivy was dress up as cupid and she looked really cute. Chris was dressed up like an evil cupid and it was… erm disturbing.
"Today is a challenge of love!" Ivy squealed.
"And hate" Chris added.
"So I have paired couples up according to the drama they'd bring" Chris said
"How do you know who brings drama and who doesn't get along? Besides the obvious people?" Eva asked.
"I had hidden cameras put up all over so I see your every move. Did you not see TDI's theme song there were cameras popping out everywhere!" Chris replied smugly
"What's with the costumes? Chris you look stupider than usual but Ivy you look pretty" Stevie commented.
"It goes with the challenge, I'm Cupid and Chris is anti-cupid. I will go around the camp and tell you guys things you have to do as a couple to keep in, mine will be more romantic like kiss or cuddle!" Ivy beamed.
"My part will be more like slapping you partner across the face or saving them from sharks. The last couple who does everything we say and doesn't "break up" wins. And the teams are temporarily dissolved, if you aren't in the winning couple then you are up for elimination." Chris announced with a smirk.
"I bet you want to know who your couples are! Well here they are, Amelia and Rey, Damian and Helen, Leila and Drake, Naomi and Dan, Julian and Stevie, Bella and Ciel, Calla and Arumin, Ethan and Eva." Ivy stated.
Everyone thought those couples were really similar to the ones at the social, many identical…
"So go off you love birds and go find you secret place, two things one no double dating and two I'm always watching… or at least chef is" chris shooed them.
Amelia and Rey
The two went off to their cabins to grab their swim suits and then went to the dock. (No particular reason I chose this spot I just did…)
"Well now that we have our revenge plan for Damien what do we have to talk about?" Amelia asked
"Hmm, how hot I am?" Rey suggested
"Oh go-" She saw a camera watching. "I mean totally! Do you work out?"
Amelia: Those stupid cameras! This is going to be a loooonnnggg day.
Rey: Hmm that was a change or heart… -he spots the cameras- oh this is gonna be good –he grins evily-
Ivy comes prancing in. "Hey cuties guess what!"
"What?" Amelia asked with less than half the enthusiasm that Ivy was giving.
"You two have to kiss!"
"Really?" Amelia groaned. She pecked him on the cheek.
"No no not that kind of kiss, silly! A lip to lip maybe with tongue action" .
" I think she means like this" Rey responded and touched Amelia's arm. Immediately Amelia had no control over her body. Rey leaned in for a kiss and Amelia's body met it needing-ly. Amelia hadn't ever felt a kiss like that before, it felt like she physically needed more of him than just a kiss. She leaned in and moaned. He tackled her to the ground and her body became totally submissive…
Rey: I love my powers
Amelia: I actually am enjoying this, but it is just his powers right? He is altering my hormones I am not ACTUALLY liking this it is totally just my body…
Ivy had left a while after the heated kiss and she moved on the next couple, hoping her loser brother didn't get there first and mess with the next couples.
Damien and Helen
Damien and Helen just strolled to the ampitheatre. Helen remembered her pact with Julian so she tried to get some information about Naomi through him.
"So, it seems that you and Naomi are pretty close" she casually (or at least she thought it was casual) brought up
Dameien looked at her strangely but her innocent face gave nothing away, so he replied "Yeah I guess, I think we should be a couple in no time. I think she really likes me and obiviously I like her. Also I have basically no competition"
"What about Julian?" Helen asked.
"What about him? There is no way that pretty boy can beat me out, I understand Naomi in a way he can only dream, stupid dancer, thinking he is soo cool."
Helen was about to stand up for Julian when an annoying host popped in.
"Hello love birds I always thought the medieval times were very romantic so I am reusing a mini challenge. Helen which do you like better apples or arrows?"
"Apples definitely" Helen responded nervously.
"So Helen there will be an arrow on Damien's head and you have to knock it off with apples! Did I mention you only have 10?" Chris put an arrow on Damien's head and then pushed Helen back several yards. Then gave her 10 shiny fairly large red apples.
She tried to throw the first three she missed Damien altogether, the next three she hit him in the legs and then the next two she missed again and the second to last one she hit him in his stomach, he cringed but the arrow didn't fall. The final apple she concentrated and calculated, she threw it as planned but it slipped out of her hand last second, and hit Damien in the erm private parts (sorry I know it is so cliché but I had to do it :D) He fell over and so did the arrow!
"Oh sorry you had to hit the arrow off directly… too bad. You guys are disqualified, now you can part your separate ways" Chris told them. Damien just glared at Helen while she offered a hand and laughed nervously.
Damien: I can't believe that little girl has no aim at all! Gosh she wasn't so bad at first but now that we lost she just is getting on my nerves
Helen: Oops I didn't mean to lose and I especially didn't mean to hit him… where I hit him, but he kind of deserved it due to his attitude towards Julian and Naomi…. I hope he doesn't trap me in a slime bubble and leave me in the woods…
Drake and Leila
They went to the forest for their "date".
Leila: I am so excited it is like fate is pulling us together!
Drake: Yes, more practice for pickup lines!
Drake found a few tree stumps and he sat down on one and Leila followed the suite.
"Are you from Tennesee? Because you're the only ten I see" Drake said "smoothly". Leila just giggled, loving the attention she got. Drake tried many other pick up lines and Leila laughed at all of them, no matter how lame.
"yes, thanks for helping me work on these pick up lines" drake thanked her
"No problem! I feel special I'm the girl that you are flattering" Leila beamed
"Right! Which were your favorites, because I need to use them on Amelia" Drake asked
"WHAT? I thought they were meant for me, that you picked me over her!" Leila cried
"What? No I thought you were her friend and you were helping me and her…" Drake replied… Leila ran into the forest. Chris came out of nowhere still in his stupid cupid outfit.
"Dude, you are disqualified without any of my help even! Fail…" Chris laughed.
Naomi and Dan
These two just stay because Dan is lazy.
Naomi: I don't like Dan, all he does is sleep he could really bring our team down!
"So, we haven't talked much, how do you like the show? I mean the occasional times your actually awake?" Naomi asked with a tone
"It's okay, I need to think of more pranks with Stevie" Dan replied while yawning.
Naomi: Naturally two annoying people bond ugh bad news bears in couple form
"Interesting, well I am going to stand over here and you stay here ok?"
"Sure I was going to take a nap anway"
Ivy popped up. "Sorry Naomi you and Dan are disqualified, you had to stay together."
"WHAT? That's not even fair that wasn't mentioned in the rules!" Naomi yelled
"Sorry, rules are rules" Ivy said as she disappeared.
Julian and Stevie
Julian: I can't believe I'm stuck with a girl who is so annoying. Chris was right to put me with her if he wanted drama. I guess I will have to learn to keep my emotions in check though…
Stevie: meh whatever… Id rather be with Dan but I'll live
"Whats up bro?" Stevie asked
"I'm doing a challenge with you" he responded.
There was awkward silence until Ivy appeared.
"You two have to kiss!" She said in a sing-song voice (I know its getting old but im uncreative )
Julian: Youre kidding right? You have to be…
Stevie and Julian both looked shocked…
"Just imagine it's someone else" Stevie advised once she got over the initial shock. Julian just nodded and closed his eyes and leaned forwards. Stevie did the same and they ended up kissing eachother's eyes… then tried again and they totally missed each other. Ivy cracked up and started to cry.
"That was hilarious, it was so funny that I won't even make you do a redo. That is what my brother would do but I'm nicer than him so I won't." Ivy laughed as she was wiping tears from her eyes.
"Well that was awkward…" Stevie commented. More silence for a few minutes.
"Who did you picture?" Julian asked
"Hm?" responded Stevie
"You suggested that we picture someone else, who was your person?"
"Oh… Dan…" Stevie blushed "Yours?"
"Naomi"
"Isn't she like taken by Damien?"
"No not taken, she will have to choose though…"
"Well why don't you try someone who is free?" Stevie suggested
"That might not be such a crappy idea" Julian responded thoughtfully
"Thanks, I pride myself in my non crappy ideas" They both laughed
"So let's see the free girls are Leila, Bella, Helen although she is ifish… and Eva" Stevie calculated
"I don't really like Bella or Helen in that way… and Eva I am pretty sure she doesn't want a boyfriend so that leaves Leila… I guess maybe Leila she is pretty…" Julian thought
"Exactly so if Naomi doesn't work out… not saying it won't but just in case"
"Thanks Stevie you're not half bad"
"No problem! Here to help. Dan is on your team though, so if you could, could you get people not to vote him off?"
"It'd be my pleasure" They spent the rest of the time talking.
Bella and Ciel
They sat outside the mess hall.
"Hey cutie! Isn't it great that we got put together again?" Bella gushed
"Yeah, perfect" Ciel muttered. Bella kept asking him questions and he kept muttering the answers. Think kind of Sierra and Cody relationship. Eventually Chris came, Ciel was almost happy to see him… almost.
"Hey happy couple guess what I have a challenge for you two!" Chris said with a huge smirk.
"What is it?" Ciel asked hopping to get out of this torture.
"Bella you have to ask Ciel to marry you" Chris answered.
"Oh that's not that bad… "Bella said.
"But did I mention I am now an official minister. After the Niagara falls episode I thought it would come in handy so I did a course online and I can marry you two!" Chris added
"your kidding, we are too young and I never agreed to this!" Ciel replied in disbelief
"Actually you did,remember when you were on the boat here and the boat driver asked you to sign that paper while he was driving?"
"Yes, but you must use the term driving very loosely, he was swerving everywhere!"
"That was the point, if you are paying attention to his swerving you weren't paying attention to what you signed… You basically signed you soul to me" Chris snickered in triumph.
"Crap, I'm still not doing this. I'd rather lose the challenge then marry her"
"Why? Ciel I would marry you in a second!" Bella whined
"Why do you even like me?" Ciel asked in frustration
"It all started when you sang that song, it was so haunting and beautiful I knew I wanted to be with you so I could hear your gorgeous voice" Bella said in a trance-like state.
"Well it doesn't matter because Ciel and Bella you are both disqualified!"
Calla and Arumin
Calla: I can't believe my luck, I need to get my head back in the game but I keep getting stuck with him! Gosh why can't I get over him! Ethan is such a better choice.
Arumin: Great I can get Calla as a full ally and maybe more… for strategic purposes. I can use my power to find her weakness… Hmm interesting, she is a secret hopeless romantic
"Such a nice day out isn't it Calla?" Arumin asked politely
"Yes I guess so"
"Let's take a walk down by the beach"
"okay sure why not"
Calla: a walk by the beach wow, how cliché , I'd never fall for that… ever –looks around nervously-
Arumin: This is going to work perfectly
On the way to the beach Arumin picked some flowers and then gave them to Calla on the beach. He looked deeply in her eyes, hypnotizing her.
"Calla, you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen, I cannot get you out of my head…(more cliché fluff)" Arumin said in a silky smooth seductive voice. By the end, Calla was basically wrapped around Arumin's finger.
Eva and Ethan
Ethan: Oh god not again
Eva:Yes! More time to convince Ethan to leave Calla!
"So, how abou-" Eva started
"No I just am going to break up with you right now. I'm not that hated yet, I won't get out" Ethan interrupted.
"But wait! Does that mean you don't want to hear abo-"
"NO!"
Chris just looked at Ethan. "Then your disqualified"
Ethan just shrugged and got away from Eva as fast as he could.
"ALL REMAINING CONTESTANT COUPLES REPORT TO THE MESS HALL!" Chris yelled into the intercom.
Rey and Ameila, Juian and Stevie, and Arumin and Calla reported to the mess hall.
"Okay we can only have one pair win so we have a second part of the challenge! It is trivia about your partner" Chris said.
"First Stevie, what is Julian's favorite element?" Chris asked
"Water" She replied with ease
"Correct!"
"Amelia what is Rey's favorite animal?"chris asked
"umm I don't know… a panther?"
"WRONG, you lose! I guess you and Rey were a little too much like Geoff and Bridgette" Chris laughed.
The other contestants gasped, Amelia blushed and Rey smiled proudly. (other couple contestants not all of them so Drake doesn't know…yet).
"Calla what is Arumin's favorite animal?"
"A… dog?" Calla guessed.
"Correct!"
"Julian what is Stevie's favorite color?"
"Green" Julian responded without a doubt
"Correct, you two made a great couple… damn it" Chris grumbled.
"We're just friends" Julian assured Chris.
"Arumin, what is Calla's favorite holiday?"
"Umm… Valentine's Day?" Arumin guessed
"Nope you lose, sorry disqualified. Congratulations Julian and Stevie, you won invincibility" Chris announced.
Amelia headed back to her cabin where she found Eva comforting Leila.
"Leila what happened?" Amelia asked with concern
"You happened that's what" Leila said in between sobs.
"Drake was practicing pick up lines on Leila, for you. But Leila thought they were for her, but he corrected her and yeah here she is now" Eva answered.
"Aw you poor thing, I can help" Amelia offered.
"NO! Just go away!" Leila yelled.
"Shhh just relax" Amelia soothed. She focused her power on Leila, she saw the memory. She shrunk the memory to a particle. Suddenly Leila stopped crying. Amelia smiled and helped comfort her. Then Amelia enhanced the memory of Amelia helping Leila feel better. All of a sudden the three were best friends once again, the boy drama forgotten.
All the campers were around the campfire.
"Today was a very funny challenge, at least for me. But the votes are in and now the masrshmallows will be handed out. Stevie and Julian, won the challenge so they are safe. Also safe: Calla, Ethan, Arumin, Eva, Leila, Amelia, Rey, Drake, Ciel and Helen. The bottom two are Damien and Bella. Who's journey will be over in a moment?
"Just get it over with" snapped Bella. She was pretty sure she wasn't going home
"Fine… way to ruin the moment" Chris grumbled "Bella" he threw the marshmallow at Bella's head.
"Sorry Daminen your time is up, but I suspected that no one here really liked you anyway, besides Naomi…" Chris added insult to insult.
"Dude you're a huge ***" Damien said as he left, while he glared at Julian. Julian smirked and waved. That made Damien really mad, so he ran back gave Naomi a very dramatic kiss and then ran back to the boat before Julian had time to react.
Naomi:That kiss was horrible, so forced. I guess it's a good thing that I didn't have a relationship with him
"Well that was a fun episode wasn't it? Will Drake ever find out about Amelia and Rey's kiss? Will Leila ever get a boyfriend? Who will Ciel choose Helen or Bella? What will happen with Rey and Amelia. What will happen with Arumin, Calla and Ethan? When will I ever stop asking questions? Who knows? But most…of fine a few… FINE like one of these questions will be answered next time on Total Drama Superpowers!" ivy closes.