Missing Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang Scenes

A/N: This was requested by Randomness6, who wanted me to get John in it. It ended up with John being OOC (in my opinion) and Janto only being mentioned. I hope it's okay!

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While Gwen and Jack went to 'talk', Ianto led John to the boardroom, silently hating Gwen. She was engaged now for fucks sake! And yet, she still wouldn't let Jack go. He wasn't sure which one of them he hated more.

Actually, yes he did, it was Gwen. He couldn't hate Jack. He'd tried after the Lisa incident, and had failed miserably. He still couldn't hate him, no matter how hard he tried.

He pointed John to a chair. The former time agent rolled his eyes before sitting down as if he owned the place.

After a minute of awkward silence, John asked "What are we waiting for?"
Ianto didn't even look at him. "Jack."
"Ah, 'Jack'." Ianto heard rather than saw the speech marks. He managed to resist the urge to ask 'John' what he'd known Jack as. "How long will he and cow eyes be gone?"
Ianto glared at him. "She's engaged."
"Really? He's not the marrying type."
Ianto rolled his eyes. He knew John was just winding him up, but it was working. "Not to him."
John snickered. "I know. And if you had your way, they wouldn't be shagging right now, would they?"
"They're not shagging." He'd meant for it to sound final, but it came out as sad and pathetic, just like went he'd tried to convince the bullies at school that his dad wasn't shagging the school dinner ladies.

Ianto expected John to react the same way as the bullies – laugh at him – but John looked at him with the one thing Ianto hated to see from anyone – pity.

"So… you two are shagging?" John cautioned.
Ianto shrugged. "Yeah."
"Let me guess," John walked towards him "you're shagging, you'd like it to be more, but he doesn't. Yeah?" By now he was standing directly in front of the Welshman.
Ianto sighed, defeated, and nodded. "How do you know?"
"It's what he does. We may have been wives for 5 years, but as soon as we got out of that time loop he was off like a shot. I was just a toy for him, but I fell in love with him. Never told him. Knew he'd just leave faster. You're not in love with him are you?"
Ianto was startled that he seemed to actually care, but managed to shake his head anyway. "Good." John stated. "Don't let yourself fall either. You'll just end up getting hurt." John's hand stroked Ianto's cheek. "And the man would just be even more of a twat to let this pretty face get hurt."

John looked out of the glass door then sat back down. Following his gaze, Ianto saw the rest of the team heading up the stairs, and sat down too.

A/N: Please R&R!