A/N Beware! Your mind is about to be blown by Ciel's hormonal girly hissy-fit. Woot!

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Chapter Three – Great Cases of Things

Ciel's nightmare tormented him that night. Unable to sleep, he tossed and turned in his bed, trying to calm his churning thoughts.

What had the Countess seen in Sebastian that was so...irresistible? Well, sure, Ciel thought; his hair was as smooth and black as a raven's wing, but who cares about hair anyway? And perhaps his skin was as pale as a porcelain dolls, but only if you liked that sort of thing.

Maybe it was his eyes. They were a deep, scarlet red that burned with the fire of a thousand suns. Maybe it was the way his muscles rippled under his skin when he moved. Maybe it was his long, lean limbs and sultry, seductive smile, although Ciel failed to see what was attractive about any of these features.

It must be his teeth, he decided. They were very white, and it wasn't very hard for Ciel to see why someone like Hanna Faustus would be attracted to them.

And therein lay the problem that was plaguing Ciel. Why should it bother him that the Countess was interested in Sebastian? Why should he care? He didn't care.

So why was it such a great damn problem!

Since the invention of jealousy when Sasuke left Sakura for Naruto, there have been three great cases of jealous breakdowns. And Ciel's drastic, hormonal-teenage-girl fit of weeping, pillow-throwing, face-smashing, and chocolate-eating blew them all away.

"I can bear it no longer!" He cried with great, feminine flair; throwing the door open and flouncing down the hall.

He stomped out the back door, fuming and annoyed, a scowl plastered on his face. Making a beeline for the hut Sebastian lived in, he brushed his bangs back and banged on the door.

He tapped his feet impatiently. Somewhere behind the door, he could hear moans, feet shuffling and cats meowing. Growing more agitated each second, he raised his fist to knock again.

"Yes, yes, I'm coming," Ciel heard, muffled behind the door, which was promptly swung open by a dishevelled-looking butler. "Young Master, it's four in the morning. What are you doing up-"

"I love you."

Sebastian froze, and blinked. "I-pardon me, Young Master, I must not have heard correctly. I though thought I heard-"

"You heard me right. I love you." Ciel was glaring harder than he had even glared in his life. "I didn't know it 'till this afternoon, although perhaps I've known for much longer, it just never occurred to me that it could be love I was feeling, but no matter whether I realized then or now, because now I know, and it's been driving me crazy because the Countess is much too old for you, and it was that thought that started the jealousy, which is perhaps what made me realize I love you in the first place. And as the night progressed, I though the love I felt was wider than all the oceans in the world, but five minutes after that I realized the love I felt before was nothing compared to what I was currently feeling. Even now, standing before you, the love I was feeling then is like a grain of sand against the beach of feeling I have now. So there you have it, I love you, Sebastian, I love you." He took a deep breath and looked up at Sebastian.

He closed the door in his face.

Well. Fancy that.

Feeling rather lost for words, Ciel turned back and headed for his house.

xXx

Ciel felt empty. He felt hollow. He had no feelings whatsoever. Certainly not heartbroken. Ha! Who said that?

Well, none of that mattered to him anymore. In fact, as soon as Sebastian walked through that door to begin his daily chores, Ciel would laugh at him and tell him what a fool he had been for believing that silly joke Ciel had pulled on him.

Oh, here's your big chance, Ciel, he's coming up to the door right now.

Sebastian knocked. Ciel played another round of chess with himself, waiting until Sebastian knocked again. Which he did. Very promptly.

The blue-haired boy got up and flounced towards the door, flinging it open with a dramatic flourish. "Why, Butler Boy! Whatever are you doing out this early in the morning? Oh, you're not upset about that little joke I played on you this morning, are you?" He laughed obnoxiously. "Haha, only someone like you like you could possibly fall for such a-"

"I'm leaving."

The floor disappeared from under Ciel's feet. "L-leaving? But w-why? I mean – surely it can't be because of what I said this morning?"

"Actually, it's exactly because of what you said this morning." Sebastian replied good-naturedly. "I'm going to America. To seek my fortune." (This was after America.)

"But-but why?" Ciel repeated, his eye open wide.

"Once I go there, I will build a house, upon which I will return for you, and we can live there together, Young Master."

"I-you-you what?" Ciel's eye was still open, but it was for a completely different reason now.

"My goodness, Young Master," Sebastian said, a hint of a smile on his perfect lips. "Did you acquire a stutter since I saw you last?"

"I-no," Ciel said, drawing himself up to his full height, halfway up Sebastian's chest. "I most certainly did not!"

The older man smiled. "Good. I would hate to think my dearest love had a speech impediment."

The stutter returned. "Your-d-dearest-what?"

"Love," Sebastian replied. "Of course. I've been telling you all along. "

"What?" snapped Ciel. "No you bloody haven't!"

"Yes I have. You just weren't listening properly. Every time I said, 'Yes, my Lord', what I was really saying was I love you."

"You were?"

"I was."

"...So you love me?"

"Indeed."

"...Well then." Ciel stuck out his hand. "I suppose that's that, then."

"Yes." Sebastian shook it. "That's that." He hesitated for a moment, then turned to leave.

Ciel exploded. "Without one kiss!"

They fell into each other arms.

Since Renton and Eureka kissed at the end of their series, there have been five recorded kisses of the ultimate in purity and passion. And this one blew them all away.

A/N So, not as long as I thought. It looked longer in my notebook, I swear! Although, that was probably because it was all conversation, haha. Oh well. I hope it was still good!

Who can catch the two other anime references?

Review if you wanna see more SebbyXCiel sappy stuff~!