December 21, 1992
My first prank had come into my mind minutes afterwards and I was already well on my way to pulling it off. It was a simple, classic prank that had been done for generations but this time I had modified it, and taken it to the next extreme. After borrowing Harry's invisibility cloak I had snuck up into the fourth year boy's dorm, and then after making sure that no one else was around I moved on in to my selected target, Lee's shampoo bottle.
"Mmm… deep moisturizing, let's just see how that works for him after I'm finished with him—wait is this a woman's shampoo?" I asked myself as I read the labeled bottle that was labeled Pantene. I held back my snickers as I switched the contents of the bottle with my super awesome recipe. After making sure that the two liquids appeared the same in every way I close the cap and headed for my next target, his face wash. I did the same things as my last modification, I replaced it with my own invention and then I moved on to my final target. His clothes pile. I smiled to myself as I pulled out my liquidated spray on formula that I had modified just last night and sprayed it down onto all of his clothes. I smiled one last time and after making sure that it was obvious that no one had been in here I left the room and went to wait for the prank to take effect….
It was at breakfast the next morning that Lee wandered into the great hall with a dazed expression on his face, half awake he stumbled down into his chair. I had to cover my mouth with my hand to quiet the uncontrollable laughter that I had let out. Fred and George were doing the same because right in front of us sat the most messed up looking Lee that we had ever seen. His hair was sticking straight up out of his head like it had been glued… (which it had been by my very own, non-magic removal glue brand), and kept changing colors from blue, to green, to red, to silver… the list of colors were endless as they continued to move on from one to the next, creating and amusing rainbow of appearances. Lee's face was also funny, for in his face wash I had put in an invisible sparkle mixture that made his face look like a giant, gay, demented, fairy. The funniest part of it all was that Lee hadn't even noticed it yet.
"So lee, tell me… have you figured out the prank you're going to pull on me?" I asked sweetly with a straight face.
"No…" he mumbled into his hand, "I don't know what prank I'm going to pull yet… how about you Allison?" he managed sleepily
"No, I haven't figured out what prank I'm going to do yet, but I promise you that it will be good." I responded casually
"I'm going to beat you to the first prank…" Lee said with a rather amusing hope of sleepy confidence, "I always do, and I'm going to win this time…." He yawned.
"I don't doubt that Lee." I said sadly as I looked down at me plate, trying to hide my laughs, my reflection looked back up at me. It was then that the food appeared, "Here Lee, let me help you with that," I said as I grabbed the fork that would be used to scoop up the eggs," Since you are the winner after all…"
"Thank you Allison—," He trailed off as he followed my fork to his plate, his expression was hilarious… that's all I can say, "Allison… what happened to my hair!" his voice was but a whisper, "And my face… what did you do to my face!"
I looked up at him, "Huh? Lee there's nothing wrong with your face…"
Everyone at the table was laughing into their hands, "Yes there is! It's all sparkly! ALLISON WHAT DID YOU DO!"
"Nothing." I said with a straight face, "And your hair looks just fine to…"
His hands slowly made their way up to the top of his head, when they brushed the top he froze and his eyes widened, "OH GOD!" he screamed as he jumped up from his chair, bringing everyone's attention to himself as he ran out of the room screaming he called back, "I'LL GET YOU ALLISON! I SWEAR I WILL!"
My hand fell away from my face as everyone broke out laughing; even the Slytherin's laughed a little. The only one who remained serious up in the front of the room was Snape, and hey he's always serious.
I was so overjoyed by the success of my prank that morning that I had almost forgotten Lee's threat, it didn't even return to my mind until after dinner that night as I sat in the Gryffindor common room in my pajamas…
"Why do I need to know how a Hornfirkle carcass affects the growth of zucchini?" I moaned as I slid back in my favorite chair, "When am I ever going to need to grow zucchini plants? I don't even like zucchini!"
Fred laughed; "I don't know Allison, why do we need to know half of the stuff they teach us?" he smiled down at me.
"Good point." I smiled back up at him.
"WOAH, WOAH, WOAH! KEEP THE PDA TO THE MINIMUM PEOPLE!" Lee shouted as he walked in to the room, his hair still sticking straight up out of his head and changing colors.
Everyone turned to look at him.
"Look, I know you two have a thing going on, but do I honestly have to watch you two snog?" Lee said craftily as he approached us. All of the other Gryffindor's eyes were on us.
I blushed bright red, as did Fred.
Lee grinned his evil little grin and then everyone let out a gasp, slowly I followed their eyes to the ceiling and when I saw what stared down at us my heart stopped, mistletoe.
Several people began to giggle, especially the girls.
Lee's mouth dropped open with just the right level of drama before he continued, "Oh… shoot, now you two are under the mistletoe. You're going to have to kiss, as is Christmas tradition."
I blushed even redder and next to me I could feel Fred's heart rate increasing. Oh god, no…not in front of everybody. Lee's prank… well not really a prank, his revenge, was to make me kiss Fred, and Fred kiss me in front of everyone. And it would be our first kiss to! Great! Please note my heavy sarcasm….
Slowly I turned my head to face Fred, both of our faces looked like tomatoes as very slowly we leaned in.
"Come on Allison, you two must kiss all the time it's no big deal!" Lavender Brown called from across the room.
If possible I flushed even deeper. I shot lee a look before I leaned in, closed my eyes, and— I dropped right off the face of the earth. All of the sounds faded out and it felt like Fred and I were the only two people in the room, my stomach twisted as he kissed me, his lips were so soft and warm… I let out a quiet moan, that was only loud enough for him to hear… slowly his hands reached up my back as he held me closer to him, and then all too soon it was done. I gasped as he pulled away and we returned to reality, back to the common room, where several people were smiling at us with dazed expressions on their faces. I turned my eyes back to look at Fred, who was still holding me and smiling. I smiled back at him, and my throat constricted, god I wanted to kiss him so bad again… only this time without an audience.
The room gradually cleared out, and I was glad because whenever someone looked over at us they either started giggling into their hands like a bunch high little chipmunks or gave Fred and I teasing little smirk. I eventually just gave up and walked out into the main hallway to get away from them, Fred followed me. I let out a sigh as I leaned against a wall and slowly slid down onto the floor. It was quiet for a few moments before Fred broke in and said, "Lee doesn't go easy when it comes to revenge."
"That's for sure." I replied, "Although fortunately enough for us everyone will be leaving the day after tomorrow so we only have to deal with two days of their teasing."
Fred smiled, "yah, but I can honestly say that if lee thought that the kiss would punish you in more ways than just embarrassment then he was wrong."
"Yah, he was… I liked it, other than the fact that we had to well kiss each other in front of the whole common room…"
Fred smiled back at me, "Yah, I liked it to… and I want to do it again."
"Me to." I whispered back and the he gently grabbed me by my hand, pulled me to my feet,and picked up from where we left off. Only this time we didn't have an audience…
O.O' Alright, I have achieved much greatness, for I have alas updated on time! But don't blame me if this certain update is crap, because I'm going through a really hard time at home right now so… yah. So was this any good? I'd really like to know, but I need your reviews for that! Okay and now onto the disclaimer….
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Okay and now I'm just gonna wrap up this chapter with a couple of little notices…
Im writing a harry potter fanfiction with two of my friends so were going to post it on fanfiction! So check us out! Jst scroll down to my favorite authors list and click on the parody pandas! Allison is in it, but there have been a few changes… and well my friends don't really understand some stuff on harry potter so give them a break!
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