a/n: sorry about the last chap. it wasn't that funny i no that S but i'll try to make this chapter funny PS: Bella will stay emo in this chapter

Disclaimer:I DON"T OWN TWILIGHT! STOP ASKING! P

Bella:hOpE2BaVamp

Edward:Bella's4ever

Alice:ShopTilliDrop

Emmett:strongerthenabear

hOpE2BaVamp has signed on

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hOpE2BaVamp:hi alice

ShopTilliDrop: hi bella guess what

hOpE2BaVamp: wat alice

ShopTilliDrop: emmet is going to get himself in a sticky situation today

hOpE2BaVamp: dosn't he always

ShopTilliDrop: yeah thats true

hOpE2BaVamp: so wats he going to do this time

ShopTilliDrop: you'll find out later

hOpE2BaVamp:fine i'll talk to you later

ShopTilliDrop: bye ttyl

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hOpE2BaVamp: Damn it edward i'm bleeding now!

Bella's4ever: well i'm sorry but all your piercings make it hard to kiss you!

hOpE2BaVamp: and this is coming from Mr. Perfect HA!

Bella's4ever: it's not my falt they are in the way!

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ShopTilliDrop: wat r u 2 bitching about now! dose it have 2 do with bella's piercings again?

hOpE2BaVamp:yes alice actually it dose edward can't seem to find a way 2 kiss me with out making me BLEED!

Bella's4ever: well if you took them out maybe I can kiss you with out making you bleed besides i think they are ugly

hOpE2BaVamp: i can't believe u called them ugly dose that mean ur calling me ugly now because if u haven't noticed THEY ARE ON ME !! SO YOU KNOW WAT UR JUST GOING TO HAVE TO FIND AWAY TO KISS ME WITH OUT MAKING ME BLEED!!

ShopTilliDrop:WILL YALL SHUT THE FUCK UP!?

Bella's4ever:...

hOpE2BaVamp:...

ShopTilliDrop: thank you... now i wan't both of u to sign out now and you'll bot do that in 7.6 seconds

( 7.6 seconds later)

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ShopTilliDrop:ahhhhhhhhhhh peace and quiet oh well i'm out of here

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strongerthenabear:bella just the human i was looking for

hOpE2BaVamp:what r u up 2 emmett(a/n: am i spelling his name right?)

strongerthenabear: can i tell youuuu soommmmmeeeeee thinnnngggggggggg

hOpE2BaVamp:go ahead...

strongerthenabear: do you no what edwards favoret song is?

hOpE2BaVamp: no... why?

strongerthenabear:because i do...

hOpE2BaVamp: okayyyyyy and thats so important to me how?

strongerthenabear: bella... you should be ashamed of your self

hOpE2BaVamp: all right all right wats the song

strongerthenabear: "cuz we are liiving in a matreal world and i am a matreal girl"

hOpE2BaVamp:... i didn't no u were a girl hahahahaha

strongerthenabear: noooooooooooooo bella thats the song

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hOpE2BaVamp:edward!!...i didn't no your favoret song was materal girl

Bella's4ever: um...bella what are you talking about?

hOpE2BaVamp: but em-EMMETT!!

strongerthenabear: ahahahahahahahhaahahaahhah lmfao

hOpE2BaVamp: i hate you

strongerthenabear: bye bella

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hOpE2BaVamp: urgh

a/n: i think that was too long but oh well sorry i haven't updated in a while i had to get stuff for skool and all that jazz

special thanks to:...

malesfortwilight and jakesxImprint

thank yall soooooooooooooooooo much from the bottom of my cold black heart

hugges and kisses

bree