Mario ran, jumping on Goombas.
"Same thing over and over. What's the worst that can happen?" Mario said.
Then he saw a large pit.
"Oh. THAT'S the worst that can happen." Mario said.
He tried to jump over it, but he failed. But then a trampoline bounced him all the way to the flagpole.
"That was a pretty bouncy level. At least I won!" Mario said, sliding down the flagpole and getting to the castle.
WORLD 1-2
Mario was running underground.
"You can't have a adventure without going underground!" Mario said, running through the underground cave.
Eventually he reaches the floating platforms.
Mario stood on the floating platform elevators, and jumps to the next, and jumps to the next one.
"Besides, how many times do I have to do this stuff? 1,000,000 times? Jeez!" Mario said.
Then he goes inside a pipe, which leads up to, you know, "overground".
"Hey, look! There's the flagpole!" Mario said.
He jumped to the flagpole and slid down, going to the castle.
WORLD 1-3
Mario was underwater, singing this song:
"Under the sea, under the sea, there'll be no accusations, just friendly crustaceans under the !"
"I love the water." Mario said in joy.
"Hey, look! Cheep-Cheeps!" Mario said.
The Cheep-Cheeps saw Mario and attacked him.
"You want to be unfriendly? I can be VERY unfriendly." Mario said.
He ate a Fire Flower and scared them away.
Eventually, he reached a flagpole to dry land, with the flagpole close.
"That was close." Mario said, sliding down the flagpole.
Then he goes to the fortress.
WORLD 1-4: FORTRESS
Mario was escaping the booby traps.
"That's a funny name. BOOBY traps." Mario said before laughing.
Mario escaped everything. Traps, enemies and moving walls.
Then he fights...Larry Koopa.
"Oh, great. One of Bowser's little brats." Mario said.
"Shut up! This time you'll pay! King Dad will be proud!" Larry said.
Mario uppercutted Larry, leaving him lying on his stomach.
"Aaagh!" Larry said as he got hit.
"Where's your "King Dad" now? Hahaha!" Mario said triumphantly.
But Larry got back up and he shot a blast out of his wand. Mario threw it back at Larry's face and shot a fireball.
"OOF! Right in my FACE!" Larry said.
"You want some more? How about THIS?" Mario said as he ate a Fire Flower and shot multiple fireballs rapidly.
"OW-OW-OW-OW-OW-OW!" Larry said as he got hit again and again.
"Now for the finale!" Mario said as he charged up a giant fireball.
"Here it goes...!" Mario said giddily.
Then he fired it, blowing Larry away!
"Aaaaawwwwwgh!" Larry yelled as he flew up and fell down on his stomach.
Then the fortress starts to collapse.
"This place is gonna fall apart! I gotta get out of here!" Mario picked up Larry and ran out of the fortress as it crumbles.
Mario puts Larry, wounded and crying, down and he bumps into Luigi.
"Oh, hey, Luigi!" Mario said.
"Hey, Mario! I heard that Peach was captured by Bowser, and I was thinking that maybe I could join you." Luigi said.
"You can! Go ahead!" Mario said.
"All right!" Luigi said in joy.
The Mario Bros. ran off to the castle.
MEANWHILE...
Bowser's minions had recovered Larry, still crying in pain and the Koopa King heard of his defeat.
"Curses! Larry's down!" Bowser growled. "Wario and Waluigi, find and destroy Mario and Luigi!"
"I hope I get some treasure after this!" Wario said.
"This better include cheating!" Waluigi said.
"You will get treasure and you will cheat! Go ahead and destroy them!" Bowser said.
"Yes, sir!" The Wario Bros. said, running off.
Bowser then comforts Larry, crying.
WORLD 1-5
Mario and Luigi saw spinning platform wheels.
"Great. Spinning ground. Now I've seen everything." Mario said.
"Is this a illusion or what?" Luigi said.
"I'd go with both." Mario said.
They ran on the wheels.
"I feel like I'm a hamster on his hamster wheel! Wouldn't you agree, Luigi?" Mario said.
"Yeah! This is GOOD exercise!" Luigi said.
Then they jumped off them.
"I don't even UNDERSTAND this." Mario said, jumping on and off the wheels.
"Me neither." Luigi said, also jumping on and off the wheels.
After jumping on, running and jumping off of 20 wheels while beating up Koopas, they FINALLY reach the flagpole.
"It's about time." Mario said.
"Is Bowser nuts? He's just trying to make us get through these irritating places." Luigi said.
They go to the castle.
WORLD 1-6
"A army of Koopas!" Mario said.
"What are we gonna do?" Luigi said in fear.
"Just wait." Mario said.
"Why?" Luigi said.
"You'll see." Mario said.
"Hey, look, it's that Mario punk! CHAAAAAAAAAARGE!" The Koopa leader ordered.
"Stop waiting now!" Mario said to Luigi, and then the Mario Bros. both beat up the Koopas throughout the level. The battle took place normally, and then underground, even in the water! Finally all the Koopas were defeated.
"Okay, THAT was brutal." Mario said.
"There's the flagpole!" Luigi said.
"All right!" Mario said in joy.
Both slid down the flagpole and went into the castle.
WORLD 1-7
Mario and Luigi were in the sky.
"I-it's p-p-p-pretty h-high f-from d-d-d-down h-here..." Luigi said, scared.
"Puh-lease. I'm not scared of anything." Mario said.
"Oh, look! Two balloons!" Luigi said.
"In order to reach the castle, each of us have to grab onto one balloon and let it float us up. I'll take the red, you'll take the green." Mario informed.
"Okay." Luigi said.
They floated up and up and up...and once they reach the flagpole, they gently floated...down. They then slid down the flagpole.
"That was a ride." Luigi said.
"To the castle!" Mario said.
They ran to the castle.
WORLD 1-8: CASTLE
"I'm so scared! This'll haunt my dreams for weeks." Luigi said.
"It's just a stupid castle!" Mario said. "Let's go."
They escaped the lava, booby traps and moving walls.
They then fight...Wario and Waluigi.
"It's those freak shows again!" Mario said.
"Not again..." Luigi said in despair.
"I'll CRUSH you!" Wario said.
"Let's get them!" Waluigi said.
Luigi used his Electric Flower(A item I made up), and shot electricity at Waluigi.
"AGH-WAGH-AWAH-AH-OWOWAAAAAAOWWW!" Waluigi said in pain.
The electricity wears off, and Waluigi was burnt, black and he was smoking everywhere. His clothes were fried, burned and ripped. His hair was sticking up, and his hat has been disintergrated. Waluigi was dumped from water that came from nowhere, cleaning him up, and Waluigi put on his spare hat from his pocket.
Then Luigi used a Tanooki Suit to use the tail to slap Waluigi in the face rapidly, and then finally he used a Fire Flower, shooting a giant fireball to fly Waluigi out of the castle.
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Waluigi yelled as he was launched in the air.
As for Mario and Wario, Mario used a combo. First he used a Star to become invincible to hit Wario again and again, then he used a Boomerang Flower to throw a boomerang to hit Wario on the back of his head, and then he used a Fire Flower, also shooting a giant fireball to fly Wario out of the castle.
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!" Wario yelled as he flew out of the castle.
Then the castle started to collapse.
"It's gonna fall into pieces! We better get outta here!" Luigi said.
The Mario Bros. escaped just before the castle crumbles. Then they bumped into Yoshi.
"Hey, Yoshi!" Mario and Luigi said.
"Hey, guys! I heard that Bowser kidnapped Peach. Can I join you?" Yoshi said.
"Sure!" Mario and Luigi said at the same time.
"All right!" Yoshi said in joy.
They reach a small Toad House to take a small break.
MEANWHILE...
In Bowser's castle, Peach was locked in a cell.
"This guy's so dumb. No matter how many times he captures me, Mario always comes to save me. What a goof!" Peach laughed.
MEANWHILE...AGAIN...
Bowser's minions had recovered Wario and Waluigi.
"You idiots! You always fail me! Every single time!" Bowser said.
"We know. We're idiots." Wario said.
"You're right. You ARE idiots. Leave immediately." Bowser said.
"Yes, sir." Wario and Waluigi said.
"Morton!" Bowser called for Morton Koopa Jr..
"Yeah, King Dad?" Morton said.
"You're next to attack." Bowser said to his third youngest.
"All right!" Morton said before running off.
Finally! Second chapter done. World 2 is in the next one.