Mario and friends are in the snow.
"It's so...cold." Mario said.
"This is almost as horrible as the desert!" Luigi said.
Then suddenly they find themselves on a ice block and it slid off a hill.
"!" The four screamed.
They bounced to the flagpole, slid down it and entered the castle.
WORLD 3-2
Mario kicked a Koopa right in the face. The gang laughed.
"What's funny?" Mario said.
"You kicked a Koopa in the face!" Luigi laughed.
"Oh!" Mario said before laughing also.
They beat some other Koopas, slid down the flagpole and entered the castle.
WORLD 3-3
"Oh, there's some Propeller Mushrooms." Mario said.
They ate the four mushrooms and they get suits which have a propeller hat with the ability of flight.
"You might've seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but we bet you've never seen the Mario Squad fly! Hahaha!" They laughed.
They flew to the flagpole and ran off to the fortress.
WORLD 3-4: FORTRESS
"Ohh...for five minutes. Could they not be themselves...FOR FIVE MINUTES?" Mario roared.
"They need to change their routines and plans." Luigi said.
"My brain popped." Yoshi said.
"Well, mine exploded!" Red Yoshi said.
They then fought...Wendy O. Koopa.
"Another one? Oh, great." Mario said.
"Shut it! This is for King Daddy!" Wendy said.
"Go for it!" Mario said.
The four charged at Wendy. Mario threw Wendy in the air, leaving the other three attack.
Mario does a final uppercut.
"!" Wendy cried in pain.
The fortress starts falling apart.
"SHE'S GONNA BLOW!" Mario said.
Mario picked up Wendy and they ran out of the fortress.
Mario put Wendy, injured and crying, down and they ran off.
Later, Bowser's minions have recovered Wendy.
"Not Wendy too! King Boo, where are you? Hey, that rhymes." Bowser said.
"Yeah?" King Boo said.
"Take out Mario for me. He took out four of my children and three of my minions." Bowser said.
"Alright!" King Boo said before disappearing.
Bowser comforts Wendy, crying.
WORLD 3-5
The four were almost out of the desert.
"This better go quicker..." Mario said.
They slid down ice hills, and everything else.
"Almost there!" Luigi said.
"Wait, there's a snowman." Mario said.
"Looks neat!" Mario said.
They slid down the flagpole and entered the castle.
Then a top hat flew and landed neatly on the snowman.
He became Frosty the Snowman.
"Happy birthday!" Frosty said.
He then standed still, and then exploded for no reason.
He then reformed into one piece and then came back to life.
"Happy birth-" Frosty was cut off when he melted instantly.
Author's note: Now where the heck did I come up with THAT?
WORLD 3-6
"Almost to the castle!" Yoshi said.
"I like ponies." Red Yoshi said.
"Shut up!" Mario said.
They beat up Frost Bits, and defeated Goombas.
They slid down the flagpole and headed to the castle, until...
"We're making our way to Bowser's castle and we need your help. Call 844-2-LUIGI. We would really appreciate-" Luigi got cut off by Mario.
"You can't ask the viewer to call your phone number through a fanfic, moron." Mario said.
"Oh." Luigi said.
They entered the castle.
WORLD 3-7
"Hey, do you know Short Circuit?" Mario said.
"Yeah. My favorite part is "Wouldn't You Like To Be A Pepper Too?" HAHAHA!" Luigi said.
"They're like "What's wrong with that thing?"" Yoshi said.
"You're so right!" Red Yoshi said.
They defeated Dry Bones', Koopas and Goombas, slid down the flagpole and ran to the castle.
WORLD 3-8: CASTLE
"What a cold castle!" Mario said.
"Because it's in the middle of the snow, ant-brain." Luigi said.
"DON'T CALL ME THAT!" Mario yelled.
"Sorry..." Luigi said.
They escaped all the booby traps, and then they fought...King Boo.
"AHHH! No! Not him! Anything but him!" Luigi said.
"I'll take care of you." Mario said to King Boo.
"Bring it on." King Boo said.
Mario threw a lantern at King Boo, blinding him.
"NO! ANYTHING BUT LIGHT! BUUUARGH!" King Boo said.
"EVIL-DOER! DIE, DEVIL, DIE!" Luigi threw 10 lanterns at King Boo.
"ARGHHHHHNYAAAAAAAAAAAARH!" King Boo yelled.
The four threw several lanterns at King Boo, who then retreated.
The castle was about to collapse and they escaped.
They ran to a Toad House to take a break.
MEANWHILE...
At Bowser's castle, Bowser was irate.
"WHY? WHY DO YOU ALL ALWAYS FAIL?" Bowser roared.
"Umm...Because you're the villain?" King Boo said.
Bowser stayed silent. Then suddenly, he said:
"LEAVE!"
"Okay, okay!" King Boo flew away.
Junior then suddenly popped up.
"Can I have cheese puffs? Can I have cheese puffs? Can I have cheese puffs? Can I have cheese puffs? Can I have cheese puffs?" He said over and over.
"No..." Bowser mumbled.
"Can I have cheese puffs? Can I have cheese puffs? Can I have cheese puffs? Can I have cheese puffs? Can I have cheese puffs? Can I have cheese puffs? Can I have cheese puffs?" He continued.
"No!" Bowser said.
"Can I have cheese puffs? Can I have cheese puffs? Can I have cheese puffs? Can I have cheese puffs? Can I have cheese puffs? Can I have-" Junior was cut off.
"NO! SHUT UP! FOR THE LOVE OF PETE, SHUT THE HECK UP!" Bowser roared at Junior.
Junior jumped in fear and shock. He was so scared. His eyes started to water.
"Oh, oh...Sorry, Junior. I lost it for a second there." Bowser said, petting Junior's hair.
"You're just scary, Papa...*sniff* Don't do that...But...what do you mean..."you lost it for a...*sniff*...second?" I...I don't get it...*sniff, sniff*" Junior cried.
"I lost my temper." Bowser said calmly.
"*sniff* Oh..." Junior said before crying.
"Alright, it's okay. Don't cry." Bowser said.
"P-please, Papa. I need a hug..." Junior said.
"Okay." Bowser said.
He then hugs Junior like he wanted.
"And here's your cheese puffs." Bowser said.
"Thanks, Papa..." Junior said, while Bowser wipes and dries his tears.
"You're welcome. Iggy?" Bowser said.
"Yes?" Iggy Koopa said.
"Destroy Mario if you can. I'm having a tender moment with Junior." Bowser said.
"Alright." Iggy said before walking off.
I have a feeling this'll take forever. World 4 in the next.