Okay, so the whole naming chapters after reviewers didn't go over as planned, so I'm sinking that idea. Alrighty guys how was your holiday? Yes, that's the reason I haven't updated, that and I'm writing a lot of chapters to make up for lost time, and I refused to put up this chapter until I had written 5 (five) more. Sorry! So, this chapter is the girls' first day as juniors, and I will clear this up: Rose Alice and Bella are all the same age; Jasper is a year older than them, making him a senior, senor. Ok, I don't have the fancy squiggly line that Spanish people put over their 'n's, but you guys get the idea. So, I'm listening to the strangest song right now while writing this, but you probably don't want to know. DISCLAIMER TIME!!!!!!!!

Disclaimer: I had fun last night, Stagehand.

Stagehand: So did I, but we have to work now. You know what has to be done.

Disclaimer: Yeah, I know. I don't own Twilight or RMCF, kitten or rat farms, and I don't live inside a moo-cow, no matter how much I wish I did for all these things.

Stagehand: Brilliant job, so, it is time for a coffee break…

Disclaimer: Well what are we still doing here? Coffee awaits!

Chapter 2: Let the Torture Begin

Previously: "Eww, you're such a nerd! Whatever, 10 bucks a week, that's as high as I'll go, plus, you didn't have to lie to me about your reason, Bells." She winked at me as I blushed.

BPOV

BEEP…

BEEP…

BEEP!...

BEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!

I reached over my bedside table attempting to disarm my alarm clock. I couldn't find it. My hand travelled blindly over the surface of the table, and I recognized almost all the items there.

My tissue box.

Deodorant.

A small pill package… wait, I don't take any medication.

I slowly opened my eyes, my alarm still blaring and an unusual sight coming from my window, darkness, as I pulled the package closer to my eyes.

I turned on my lamp and let my eyes adjust to the light before clearly reading at the top of the package Birth Control Pill (sorry, I have no clue what it actually says on a birth control pill pack. Save me!).

I looked in the general direction of the beeping and saw that it was held by my officially evil sisters.

"Morning… any reason why I'm awake before dawn? Oh, and Rose, I can't believe you got me birth control pills!" I said groggily. They smiled perkily at me, jeez, no one should be this perky at such an unholy time of morning.

"Honestly Bella, it's only six! Those are actually one of my packs, I have way more in my room, and you are up for your first of many rehabilitation sessions!" Answered Alice, bouncing in place, her spiky black hair flying in all directions. It was then that I noticed they were both completely ready, dressed, showered, everything.

"Umm…Rehabilitation?"

"Honestly Bella, you remember our deal from yesterday, right?" As Rosalie began talking, comprehension began to dawn on me. Wow, comprehension is up before the sun, that's a first.

I figured I'll never fight them off, so I might as well just comply. "Ok, what's first?" I said as I climbed out of bed. They both squealed in unison, I swear no one in this family is normal.

"Go shave and shower, brush your teeth and all, we'll do the rest."

I followed their instructions, showering with my favorite strawberry shampoo and conditioner, shaving my legs and underarms, then brushing my teeth while in a towel.

I made sure my towel was secure before yelling that they could come in. Rose walked in with a hair dryer, curler, straightening iron and several hair brushes and combs while Alice came in with several out fits I know I've never bought and her evil bag of tricks. They set everything on the vanity and wiped the steam from the mirror.

"Ok Bella, first day of a new year calls for an amazing outfit that says 'this is how I always look', so I brought you several of the clothes that I buy for you and you never wear." Alice looked at me disapprovingly before barking out orders to Rose like a drill sergeant. I didn't really understand much of it apart from "curls" and "bounce" along with the occasional "EEEEP! She is going to look gorgeous!"

Alice began attacking my face with her torture weapons while Rose began working with my hair. I wasn't allowed to look in the mirror so I just sat back and relaxed. After all, I didn't get as much sleep as I had planned.

When they were finally finished I was about to look at the mirror when Alice yelled at me to stop.

"What Ali?! I thought you guys were done!"

"Uh yeah, we're done if you want to go to school in a towel! Now, here is what I want you to wear. Put it on, but don't look in the mirror. Go into Rose's room for the big unveiling!" Alice handed me a pile of cloth and they ran off to Rose's room, leaving me here.

I put on the clothes and walked down the hall to the last room on the right and knocked.

"COME IN COME IN COME IN!!!!" Alice squealed from inside. I walked into the room and their jaws hit the floor.

"Is it that bad?" I asked, feeling extremely self conscious.

"Umm, Bella, does that look bad?" Alice pointed at Rose's ginormous mirror across the room and I gasped.

My natural curls were enhanced and way shinier than they were before, my face was practically glowing (Alice had said something about amazing foundation, I guess that's it), the makeup on my eyes was, like my other makeup, light, in a sexy smoky yet natural way, my lips slightly darker and pouty looking.

I was wearing one of those shirts with the straps you can tie just about any way tied in a cross across my chest then around my neck and in a cute bow at the front. It was navy blue and gave my skin a healthy shine, while my black skinny jeans hugged my legs like a glove while still being loose enough to maneuver in. I looked hot.

"Oh my gosh! I can't believe we forgot shoes!" Alice groaned. That's when it hit me.

"Actually Alice, I think I have the perfect shoes for this outfit." I quickly ran to my room and retrieved the shoes from my closet. I brought them to Rose's room and they both gasped.

"That was the missing piece!" Alice exclaimed as I held up my amazing flats. They were black with white patterning that almost looked like polka-dots, but were actually a clever geometric design with a thin black bow at the front.

I put them on and glanced at Rose's clock.

"Ladies? I hate to burst your bubble, but we only have seven minutes to eat before we have to leave!"

We hurried down the stairs and made toast with butter. Mom and Chris had already left for work, my mother was a kindergarten teacher and Chris was a car salesman, where we had bought our beloved little Bug.

Speaking of our baby, we grabbed our bags and I grabbed my other baby, my deep brown leather jacket. It was so soft, the leather was like butter, it hugged my curves in all the right places and had silk lining on the inside with beautiful, oriental looking bird and flower designs. It had cost more than five hundred bucks, but was well worth it. I had used a lot of my salary for it, luckily Twilight Mountain pays well.

I locked the door behind us and pulled out the keys to our Bug. One day, I'll ride a motorcycle with my jacket. Hell, I probably loved this jacket more than anything else, apart from my family.

We all hopped in, me in the drivers seat, Rose shotgun and Alice in the back. We rode with light conversation to our first day as juniors at Forks High.

So I revealed a bit of Bella there that you guys weren't aware of. I super want that leather jacket, it is real. I saw it at Aritzia, but sadly my account wouldn't cover it. Oh well! I'm working on more chapters for my other story and this one, so I can reward you all for being awesome readers! Again, I'm sorry about not updating over the holidays, but you'll forgive me, right? Also, pay attention to the Disclaimers. I won't tell you why, but I will tell you to.

Love and Chocolate!

Iris