Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight sniff or Hannah Montana (which is good for her, shes free of the torture i had planned) or anything else i referance.

oh! and btw, im going to let you decide who wins aro's contest! so after you read each chapter, if you could please review and rate the performance from 1-10 (1 being worst 10 being best) and i will average out all the numbers in the end. thanks! and now, on with the show!

song: One In A Million- Hannah Montana

Back at the Cullen's House…

The Cullen's were sitting in front of the television, watching on of those Japanese game shows, enjoying their afternoon free of Bella, when the doorbell rang.

"The Doorbell!" exclaimed Edward, walking to the door and opening it. Bella ran in, and jumped on the table.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" moaned Rosalie, sinking to the floor.

"Bella," asked Edward patiently. "Why are you on our table?"

Bella took Edward's hands in hers while the background music started.

"Wait," said Carlisle, confused, "where's the music coming from?"

Alice was cracking up, already having seen what was about to happen.

"How did I get here/ I turned around/And there you were/I didn't think twice/Or rationalize/ Cuz somehow I knew/ That there was more than just chemistry/ I mean I knew you were kind of into me/ But I figured it's/ Too good to be true…" sang Bella.

"But wait!" Jasper said. "Where's the music coming from?"

"OMC!" cried Emmett. "I LOVE THIS SONG!"

"Somebody get her off my table!" wailed Esme.

Rosalie was still unconscious. But it was too late, for Bella had started singing again!

"I said pinch me where's the catch this time/ Can't find a single cloud in the sky/ Help me before I get used to this guy/They say that good things take time/ But really great things happen in the blink of an eye/ Thought the chances to meet somebody like you

Were a million to one/ I can't believe it/ You're one in a million."

Alice was still laughing. Edward looked into Bella's eyes and smiled. (a/n: AWWW!) Jasper was smiling too, from all the love in the room.

"All this time I was looking for love/ Trying to make things work/ They weren't good enough/ Till I thought I'm through/ Said I'm done/ Then stumbled into the arms on the one/ You're making me laugh/ About the silliest stuff/ Say that I'm your diamond in the rough/ When I'm mad at you, you come with your velvet touch/ Can't believe that I'm so lucky/ I have never felt so happy/ Every time I see that sparkle in your eyes/ They say that good things take time/ But really great things happen in the blink of an eye/ Thought the chances to meet somebody like you/ Were a million to one/ I can't believe it/ You're one in a million/ Yeah Yeah/ All this time I was looking for love/ Trying to make things work/They weren't good enough/Till I thought I'm through/ Said I'm done/Then stumbled into the arms on the one-"

At this point Aro burst thought the door and cried, "Is it working?" and screamed with delight when he saw Bella and Edward.

"ARO!" everyone screamed, except Rosalie (who was still unconscious), Edward (who was listening to Bella), Alice (who was still cracking up), and Emmett (who already knew Aro was here.) So pretty much just Jasper, Carlisle, and Esme cried.

"Shut up!" roared Emmett. "I'M TRYING TO LISTEN!" he wiped an imaginary tear from his cheek. "It's so beautiful…"

"I said pinch me, Where's the catch this time/ Can't find a single cloud in the sky/ Help me before I get used to this guy/ They say that good things take time/ But really great things happen in the blink of an eye/ Thought the chances to meet somebody like you/ Were a million to one/ I can't believe it/ Whoa Yeah Yeah/ They say that good things take time/ But really great things happen in the blink of an eye/ Thought the chances to meet somebody like you/ Were a million to one/ I can't believe it/ You're one in a million/

Yeah/ You're one in million/ Yeah/ You're one in a million!"

Edward, Emmett, and Aro started clapping. "That was wonderful!" called Aro.

"Whoa." said Bella. "I came over here to see if I could borrow a cup of milk. What happened?"

"You started singing Hannah Montana." said Alice helpfully.

"Yes but why?" she asked, glaring at Jasper.

"Don't look at me." said Jasper. "The real question here is why you came to a house of bloodsucking vampires for a cup of milk."

"HA, HA, HA!" laughed Aro. "They still haven't realized that I stole Bella's milk and then brain washed her to come to the Cullen's and get milk! And that I've placed a potion that makes them burst spontaneously into song in the vents!"

"Umm…" said Esme. "You kinda just told us."

"GASP!" gasped Aro. "YOU TRICKED ME!"

"No." said Edward. "You just randomly told us."

"Oh." said Aro. "Oh well, same difference."

"So how do we undo the effects?" asked Bella, blushing.

"Like Ima tell you." said Aro, sticking his tongue out.

"Aro." said Carlisle. "Let's discuss this like grown men."

"Yes! Carlisle, I know how you love musicals."

"You like musicals?" asked the Cullens.

"Well yes." said Carlisle. "They are quite tasteful."

"And your family doesn't always get along the best. So why not let the music fix there problems? You've seen Rent. Remember the Tango: Maureen?"

"That's is an excellent idea." said Carlisle. "It'll be like family therapy!"

"YAY!" cheered Alice and Emmett. "KAREOKE PARTY!"

"But Carlisle," said Rosalie, who wasn't unconscious anymore, "you can't make us burst randomly into song for the rest of our lives!"

"Hmmmm." Aro pondered. "How about this? We'll have a contest. The person, vampire, or werewolf I think uses the music the most to his advantage will be told how to undo the affects."

"Werewolf?" asked Jasper.

"Why yes!" said Aro. "You didn't think I'd let the us have all the fun did you?"

"Oh it's on!" said Rosalie. "IT'S ON."