Just so that we can stop all of this,

I WILL NEVER HAVE MARIA KANELLIS AND ADAM COPELAND TOGETHER IN A STORY.

Alrighty. Thanks to those of you who reviewed. :)

This story is basically going to take place on holidays. This chapter is V-Day.

Jeff giggled quietly, watching as Matt stared at Cassie James from across the room.

It was no secret that the elder Hardy had a crush on the youngest James girl, but today was special. It was Febuary 14th, otherwise known as Valentine's Day. Since there were 3 girls and 8 boys, there was naturally competition.

Matt ran his fingers through his shoulderlength black hair, taking a deep breath. He stood.

Jeff jumped on his back, giggling. "LEAP FROG!"

Matt shook his head. "Jeff, you're not supposed to jump on someone's back when you play leap frog. You're supposed to-"

"Ribbit! Ribbit!"Jeff yelled, giggling. "Go froggy, go!"

"Jeff, get off my back! Go annoy Irvine!"

"Okay, Matty!"Jeff jumped off his back and hopped away, still making frog sounds.

Matt took a deep breath, shaking his head. He looked down at his valentines day card, smiling. He walked over to Cassie, smiling at her. Cassie smiled back at him, standing.

"Hi Mattchew!"She yelled, pulling the lollipop out of her mouth.

"Will you-"

"Cassie!" Cassie looked up, seeing Adam. She giggled.

The blonde boy had pink streaks in his hair. He had two 'C's on his cheeks, in black. He was in his normal attire, a rock and roll t-shirt with jeans and sneakers, but he was holding a valentine out in front of him. Matt frowned.

"Will you be my Valentine?"Adam said, stepping forward, smiling at her.

Matt handed her his Valentine, before spinning and hanging his head. He was about to walk away dejectedly, when he felt something catch his arm. He looked back, seeing Cassie.

"You both can be my Valentine."Cassie said, kissing Matt's cheek and then Adam's. She saw Jess and giggled, running over to her sister. Adam stuck his tongue out at Matt, before running off.

"Chrriiiiissssyyyyyyy!" Jeff said, giggling. Chris looked up from his fingerpainting of a guitar and glared at the multicolored haired boy.

"What?" He hissed.

"Hi!" Jeff giggled, before snatching the painting from his hand. "Ooooo! It's mine now."

Chris stood, glaring at him again. "Give me it back, you imbecile!"

"I'll give it back!" Jeff said, jumping up on a chair. "If you be a froggy."

Chris's jaw dropped."What?"

"Be a froggy and I'll give it back!"Jeff said, with a giggle. "Silly Chrissy!"

"No!"

He jumped for Jeff, who jumped away and ran off. The last thing Chris heard before the Hardy boy disapeared from his line of sight was...

"CAN'T CATCH ME,I'M THE FROGGY MAN!"

"Pease."

"No."

"Pease!"

"No!"

Jay pouted at the girl, who was dressing her babydoll. He shoved the valentine at her again. "Pease!"

Jess looked up, glaring at the blonde boy. "No! You're a meanie, Jason, you yelled at Jeffy when he wanted to play!"

"That's cause Jeff's an idiot!"Jay whined, giving her puppydog eyes. "Pease? Adam will have a girlyfriend and I won't!"

Jess crossed her arms, glaring across the table at him."What do I get out of it?" Jay's eyes lit up, knowing that he almost had her.

"I'll...I'll give you..."He looked around the room."I'll give you...Play Doh!"

Jess pursed her lips, thinking it over. "Pretty pink Play Doh?" Jay nodded."Okay." Jay grinned, leaning across the small table and kissing her cheek. He ran off, to find Adam.

"John, go away! Mickie likes me the mostest!"

"Nuh uh!" John said, sticking his tongue out at Randy."You're a stupidhead!"

"NUH UH!"Randy yelled, blue eyes flashing. "Eminem's a stupidhead!"John gasped, glaring at Randy.

"TAKE IT BACK!"

"NEVER!" Randy ran off, to find Mickie.

Meanwhile, in the back corner, Stu, Stephen and Jeff looked at eachother, eating Sour Straws.

"Idiots, I'm telling you blokes." Stu grinned at them, taking a big bite of his straw.

Jeff giggled, looking at both boys. "You guys talk funny." He looked at Stephen. "You're Mayo," he looked at Stu, grinning. "And you're...you're..."He pursed his lips."You're...Grape."He said, nodding his head. Stephen and Stu looked at each other, then at Jeff, dumbfounded.

"Vince, sir, I had no clue-"

Shawn cringed when his boss cut him out with a loud yell. "You had no clue? You had no clue that eleven Pre K kids wrecked the room, singlehandedly, while you chatted up the art teacher?"

"It was during naptime, sir, and-"

"You can't just leave eleven children alone in a room, Michaels! One more problem with you and I have no choice but to let you go." Vince said, with a sigh, motioning for Shawn to leave.

Seems like Jeff's a favorite, huh? :) Well, don't ya'll worry. We'll be seeing a lot more of our little buddy in upcoming chapters. Questions? Comments? Wanna see something *besides a character change* in an upcoming chapter? Review!

Thee Cutting Edge