yay! the chapters are getting longer! this one is my favorite so far. i love making leah something other than the biatch cuz shes one of my favorite characters.

song: Amazed by Vanessa Hudgens Ft. Lil Mama

Back In La Push…

"These are some seriously good pies Emily."

"I know!" said Emily happily. "Next time that sales man comes here I'll need to buy some of that stuff."

"Emily," said Sam lovingly, "You don't need stuff from a strange sales person to make good pies. Everything about you is perfect."

Leah and Jacob (who was back now from going to Bella's) both ran up to the bathroom and started vomiting over all the love and happiness.

All of a sudden, background music started playing in the background.

"OMC!" screamed Embry. "THERES BACKGROUND MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND!"

"Omc?" asked Jared. "Dude, only fan girls and vampires say that."

"Get with the times Jared!" said Embry. "That's what cool people say."

But there argument was interrupted by Emily, who started singing.

"When I'm all broke down heading for disaster and/ I'm spinning round trying to find a clue/ And my head of searching for the answer/ Can't figure out how I'm gonna get through the next ten minutes…"

"Emily," said Seth in confusion. "Why are you singing?"

But she continued singing to Sam and ignored him.

" Baby I'm amazed what feel for you/ Baby I'm amazed what your faith can do/ Baby I'm amazed where you take me to/ Don't you know (oh)/ Baby I'm amazed what feel for you/ Baby I'm amazed what your faith can do/ Baby I'm amazed where you take me to/ Don't you know (oh)…"

Leah, who had come back down and was now letting Jacob use the toilet, got sick again at the chorus. "MOVE OVER JACOB!"

" When I'm all burnt down need a place to run to/ No one hears me shout lost and all alone/ And I'm losing ground no one understands me/ Can't figure out what I'm gonna do cuz I just can't take it/ Baby I'm amazed what feel for you/ Baby I'm amazed what your faith can do/ Baby I'm amazed where you take me to/ Don't you know (oh)/ Baby I'm amazed what I feel for you/ Baby I'm amazed what your faith can do/ Baby I'm amazed where you take me to/ Don't you know (oh)…"

All of a sudden, Kim (who was either there or came crashing through the door after jumping Jacob and stealing some of Bella's pie, you decide) cut in, " Yeah/ Lil Mama/ Let's Go/ If I could think of you and smile/ Ask you could you stay a while/ Even if you gotta go/ Chase your dough/ That's for sure/ It's my love you're raising/ With my heart you praising/ Passion, if you staying ain't that amazing/ They be calling it a phase/ We gonna keep phasing/ Some don't wanna play the game/ So they keep acing/ That's a loser/ see me, Ima keep chasing/ Chasing this dough…" and by the end of that Jared was smiling like an idiot just like Sam.

Then Emily took over again, "Baby I'm amazed what feel for you/ Baby I'm amazed what your faith can do/ Baby I'm amazed where you take me to/ Don't you know (oh)/ Baby I'm amazed what feel for you/ Baby I'm amazed what your faith can do/ Baby I'm amazed where you take me to/ Don't you know (oh)…"

Coming back down, Jacob and Leah paused in the doorway. "Is it over?" asked Jacob.

"Yeah." said Brady. "There's no more music."

"Well boy," said Collin, "That was random."

"THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL!" roared Sam. "Emily sings like an angel!"

"Oh god," moaned Leah, "I think I'm going to be sick."

"Okay, we'll stop." said Jared. "For Jacob of course."

"Of course." Leah repeated, rolling her eyes.

"Now does anyone know where that mysterious music came from?" asked Embry.

"IT'S A PIPEBOMB!" screamed Seth.

"YAY!" cheered the werewolves.

"NO ITS NOT FOOLS!" screamed Aro, bursting into the house still wearing his mustache.

"It's a bird!" said Sam.

"No, it's a plane!" argued Jared.

"No, you idiots, its that weird sales person guy." said Leah.

'WRONG AGAIN!" screamed Aro, ripping off his mustache, "IT IS I, ARO THE VAMPI-"

At which all the werewolves jumped him and beat him up.

"NO!" he screamed protecting his face. "DON'T CRY FOR ME ARGENTINA!"

"WTF?" asked Kim, using IM speak.

"YEA, what you talkin' bout Willis?" asked Emily.

"Get your men off me!" screamed Aro. "Then I'll explain! JANE! JANE! WHERE ARE YOU? PROTECT YOUR MASTER!"

Back With the Volturi…

"My Aro senses are tingling!" cried Jane, looking up from the male model she was devouring.

"Should we do something?" asked Felix.

"Nah," said Jane, going back to her meal.

Back At La Push…

"Bad Sam!" said Emily. "Heel!"

"Down Jared! Who's a good boy? You are, yes you are!" said Kim.

Leah rolled her eyes and grabbed a spray bottle. She spritzed them all and cried, "BACK YOU STUPID DOGS!"

Finally, Aro got up and checked himself for damage. "Thank goodness you all forgot to phase," said Aro in relief.

"Oh yea…" said the pack. (a/n: Most of the time when I refer to the pack, Leah is excluded. I need her to be the voice of reason XD)

"Idiots." sighed Leah.

"Anyhow," Aro explained, "that 'secret ingredient' I put in your pies was actually a potion I invented. It will force you to burst into song spontaneously!"

"GET HIM!" screamed Sam, lunging. Aro screamed like an Emmett and ducked for cover.

"That was a really good idea Leah, putting them all on leashes like that." said Emily happily.

"WHAT?" screamed Jacob. "WHERE'D THIS LEASH COME FROM!?"

Leah sighed. "And how do we get rid of the potion?"

"Like I'd tell you." said Aro. "You're just a girl."

"A girl WEREWOLF who happens to be holding the leashes to a pack of werewolves." she reminded him.

Aro paled, well, paled as much as a vampire can, and fell to his knees and bowed down. "IM AT YOUR MERCY O BEARER OF THE LEASHES!"

She smiled. "You know, the rest of you could learn a thing or two from him."

The pack grumbled. "SILENCE!" she screamed. "Now tell us what to do."

"Well actually," Aro said nervously, eyeing the leashes, "I can't do that."

"Why not?" asked Kim.

"Because," he explained, "You're in a contest with the Cullens. And I will tell the winner, who will be the person I think uses the music the most to his…" he eyed Leah of the Leashes (his name of worship for her) and continued, "or her advantage, how to reverse the potion."

"Fine." she said. "And what if none of us sing?"

"You can't help it!" he said happily. "YOU'LL JUST BURST INTO SONG, WHETHER YOU KNOW IT OR NOT! That's the beauty of it."

Leah was growling again, and letting the leashes slip a bit so he quickly added "Oh, and btw, your up against the Cullens. And maybe some other humans. PEACE!" And he ran out screaming for the second time that day.