since i didn't put a disclaimer on the last chapter:
disclaimer: im not stephenie meyer, even though we were born on the same day, and i dont own potter puppet pals, vanessa hudgens, IM speak, gary coleman, or anything else i parodied. i aslo dont own miley cyrus, team rocket, the jonas brothers (psh i wish), barney, or anything else i mentioned in this chapter.
Back With the Cullens…
"I can't believe Carlisle is actually making us do this." Rosalie whined to her reflection.
"I think it's fun!" squealed Alice. "It's a great idea."
"I DON'T LISTEN TO MILEY CYRUS!" screamed Bella anxiously. "IT'S JUST A COINCIDENCE!"
"I'm sure it was." said Alice kindly.
"REALLY! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THERE WAS A SHOW CALLED HANNAH MONTANA!"
"SHUT UP!" screamed Rosalie. "YOU'RE MAKING IT HARD TO THINK!"
Bella sniffed. "I don't listen to Miley."
"Okay."
"We get it."
Back in Emmett's Room…
"Jasper!" screamed Emmett into the phone.
"What? What Emmett? What could possibly drive you to call me when my room is right next door?" Jasper shouted back. He sounded grumpy.
"Aww…was someone cutting themself?" asked Emmett kindly.
"I'M NOT EMO!" Jasper screamed.
"Prove it!" challenged Emmett. "The girls are doing makeovers in Rosalie's Room. Go burst in on them."
Jasper sighed. "How is that supposed to prove I'm not emo?"
"Just do it!" Emmett shouted before hanging up the phone. "How was that Aro?" he asked.
Aro smiled evilly. "Perfect. Here's your Barney Doll." he said, moving the knife away from the doll's throat and handing it back to Emmett. Then Aro jumped out the window and snuck around to look through Rosalie's window.
After Emmett was sure he was gone, he hugged Barney close. "Don't worry Barney, the mean man will never get you again."
Back in Rosalie's Room…
Jasper burst into the room, determined to prove he wasn't emo. The second he set eyes on Alice, the background music started.
"Oh NO!" screamed Rosalie. "NOT AGAIN!" only this time she didn't faint.
Jasper cleared his throat, and started singing to Alice. "I'm hot/ Your cold/ You go around/ Like you know/ Who I am/ But you don't/ You've got me on my toes…"
Emmett burst into the room next (Barney doll safely hidden from Aro's wrath) and sang to Rosalie, "I'm slipping into the lava/ And I'm trying to keep from going under/ Baby you turn the temperature hotter/ Cause I'm Burnin up/ Burnin up for you baby…"
(a/n: I'm switching formats, just for the song, cuz its kinda almost a duet.)
Jasper: Come on girl/ I fell
Emmett: (I fell)
Jasper: So fast
Emmett: (So fast)
Jasper: Can't hold myself/ back/ High heels
Emmett: (High heels)
Jasper: Red dress
Emmett: (Red dress)
Jasper: All by yourself/ Gotta catch my breath
Emmett: I'm slipping into the lava/ And I'm trying to keep from going under/ Baby you turn the temperature hotter/ Cause I'm Burnin up/ Burnin up for you baby/ I walk in the room/ All I see is you/ Starring me down/ Know you feel it to/ I'm slipping into the lava/ And I'm trying to keep from going under/ Baby you turn the temperature hotter/ Cause I'm Burnin up/ Burnin up for you baby/ I'm slipping into the lava/ And I'm trying to keep from going under/ Baby you turn the temperature hotter/ Cause I'm Burnin up/ Burnin up for you baby
Suddenly, Edward burst into the room too and joined in, singing to Bella and also just rapping for his brothers cuz he's pimp like that.
Edward: Burnin up in the place to night/ Brothers sing it loud
Jasper and Emmett: (And the feelings right)
Edward: Get up and dance
Jasper and Edward: (Don't try to fight it)
Edward: Big Rob for real
Jasper and Emmett: (And that's no lie)
Edward: Stop drop and roll and
Jasper and Emmett: (touch the floor to keep from burning up more and more)
Edward: I got JB with me
Jasper and Emmett: (We're laying it down)
Edward: Come on boys/ Lets bring the chorus around
Emmett: I'm slipping into the lava
Edward: (Burnin up burnin up)
Emmett: And I'm trying to keep from going under
Edward: (Yeah)
Emmett: Baby you turn the temperature hotter
Edward: (yeah come on Nick)
Emmett: Cause I'm Burnin up/ Burnin up for you baby/ Burning up/ Burning up/ For you baby.
(a/n: okay, back to the regular format.)
"Phew!" said Rosalie. "Thank goodness that's over."
"You didn't like our song?" pouted Emmett.
"I did!" Rosalie said. "It's just, you sounded like a boy band, and Edward rapping was just plain weird."
"HEY!" shouted Edward.
"No, she's right." said Bella. "Please don't do it again."
"Okay, but only for you." said Edward with a smile.
"Jasper!" squealed Alice. "YOUR THO THWEET!"
"Hey!" shouted Bella. "Edward and Emmett joined in too."
"Yes but they didn't start the song did they?" Alice squealed, hugging Jasper. "NO I DIDN'T THINK SO BIATCH!" and she snapped her fingers in a Z formation.
"Well Emmett, I told you I wasn't emo." said Jasper with a smirk.
"Oh I don't think you're emo Jasper." said Emmett. "Aro told me to say that or he was going to hurt Barney."
"Barney?" everyone asked.
"Ummm…I mean….he was gonna hurt Rosalie."
Bella screamed. "OMC! A PEEPING TOM!" she pointed out the window and everyone ran to the window.
"WHO IS IT!?" roared Edward.
There was a cough, and then a high squeaky voice said, "Ummm…It's Mike Newton."
"Oh okay then." shouted down Bella.
Rosalie gave Edward an "Are you kidding me?" look. "ARO WE KNOW ITS YOU!" she screamed down.
"CURSES!" he screamed. "FOILED AGAIN! Well not really, since I got to hear you guys sing."
"THERE HE IS!" screamed Leah from down below. "SICK HIM BOYS!"
There was a girly scream and then, "TEAM ROCKETS BLASTING OFF AGAIN!"
"Pie?" asked Alice after Aro was gone.
"Yeah." said Bella. "I could go for some pie right now."
a/n: i really didn't like this chapter. i did like the end but...i dunno. not my best work.