Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or All That.

songs used: I Don't Want To Be In Love- Good Charlotte

Back At Emily's House…

Dear Leah, Jacob, Seth, Embry, Collin, Brady, and Paul,

I know I told you all to come here for an important wolf pack meting type thang (yeah I said thang and not think got a problem with that?) but Emily decided she wanted to go see Happy Rainbow Love Sunshine Princess the Sequel, and so we went. We were gonna invite you guys, but then we remembered how Leah and Jacob vomit at all signs of happiness so we decided not to. We did invite Quil and Claire and Jared and Kim, however, because we are imprint couples and hence we are happier than you. Listen to Jacob, since he's the beta, but if Leah breaks out the leashes listen to her because an unhappy Leah is a scary Leah. (I should know.) Have fun!

Love and Kisses, and also kibble,

Sam Uley

"Well this sucks!" said Seth. "I've been dieing to see Happy Rainbow Love Sunshine Princess the Sequel!" everyone stared at him. "What? Don't hate on your hippy brother dude. Chillax."

Grumbling, the whole pack headed to the forest.

"Hey guys!" said Jacob, trying to be cheerful, "Just cuz our friends ditched us to go see a movie doesn't mean we can't have fun!" he smiled at them all, but they still looked miserable. "Come one Leah! Smile! I'm like McDonald's, I love to see you smile."

But Leah kept on with her grumbling. "Grumble… Sam… Imprinting… Grumble…Painful Death…."

And then the music started.

"OMC!" screamed Embry. "There's background music in the background!" he looked around hopefully, and then sighed. "It's not as fun without Jared."

And then Jacob started singing to Leah. "She's going out to forget they were together/ All that time he was taking her for granted/ She wants to see if there's more/Than he gave she's looking for/"

"Yeah, that's right!" snapped Leah. "Poke the bear with a stick!"

"He calls her up/ He's trippin on the phone now/ He doesn't want her out there/And alone now/ He knows she's movin it/ Knows she's using it/ Now he's losing it/ She don't care/"

"OMC!" squealed Brady. "Is this the song I think it is?!"

"Everybody put up your hands/ Say I don't wanna be in love/ I don't wanna be in love/ Feel the beat now/ If you've got nothing left/ Say I don't wanna be in love/ I don't wanna be in love/ Back it up now/ You've got a reason to live/ Say I don't wanna be in love/ I don't wanna be in love/ Feelin' good now/ Don't be afraid to get down/ Say I don't wanna be in love/ I don't wanna be in love/"

"WEREWOLF DANCE PARTY!" screamed Seth. And everyone started dancing to the beat.

"He was always giving her attention/ Looking hard to find the things she mentioned/ He was dedicated/ But most suckers hate it/ That girl was fine/ But she didn't appreciate him/ She calls him up/ She's tripping on the phone now/ He had to get up/ And he ain't comin home now/ He's tryin to forget her/ That's how we come with him/ When he first met her/ When they first got together/"

"OMC!" squealed Collin, who was new to the whole pack thing, "HES SINGIN ABOUT BELLA HUH?? HUH??" he was ecstatic about his discovery, but everyone else was to busy dancing to answer him.

"Everybody put up your hands/ Say I don't wanna be in love/ I don't wanna be in love/ Feel the beat now/ If you got nothing left/ Say I don't wanna be in love/ I don't wanna be in love/ Back it up now/ You got a reason to live/ Say I don't wanna be in love/ I don't wanna be in love/ Feelin' good now/ Don't be afraid to get down/ Say I don't wanna be in love/ I don't wanna be in love/ To the beat/ To the beat/ To the beat/ You got nothing to lose/ Don't be afraid to get down/"

Jacob smiled down at Leah, who surprisingly was not scowling for once, and continued singing, "We break up/ It's something that we do now/ Everyone has got to do it sometime/ It's okay, let it go/ Get out there and find someone/ It's too late to be trippin' on the phone here/ Get off the wire/ You know everything is good here/ Stop what you're doin'/ You don't wanna ruin/ The chance that you got to/ Find a new one/Everybody put up your hands/ Say I don't wanna be in love/ I don't wanna be in love/ Feel the beat now/If you got nothing left/ Say I don't wanna be in love/ I don't wanna be in love/ Back it up now/ You got a reason to live/ Say I don't wanna be in love/ I don't wanna be in love/ Feelin' good now/ Don't be afraid to get down/ Say I don't wanna be in love/ I don't wanna be in love/ No...No/"

"That was the most awesome werewolf dance party eva!" cheered Embry.

"Jacob, you are now officially the Dance Master of the Universe." agreed Seth.

"OH HELL NO!" came a voice from above. Aro fell out of a nearby tree, got up, and snapped his fingers in a Z formation. "I'M THE DANCE MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE!"

"Oh yea?" challenged Paul. "I bet Jacob could take you."

"DANCE OFF! DANCE OFF!" everyone cheered.

"BRING IT DOG!" snapped Aro.

"OH IT'S BRUNG LEECH!" snapped back Jacob.

Back With the Volturi…

"My Aro senses are tingling again!" shouted Jane randomly. "Someone's just challenged Aro to a dance-off!"

Heidi sighed. "When is he going to finally realize he can't dance?" she asked. "Poor Aro is probably about to get served."

"Should we help him?" asked Jane.

"Nah." said Heidi. "Maybe this will finally teach him.

Back in La Push…

"This has to be the lamest dance battle I've ever seen." said Leah.

"Yeah." agreed Embry. "Who woulda thunk it?" For some reason, Jacob and Aro had decided to settle their dance off hokey-pokey style. As they both attempted to out hokey pokey the other, Aro fell to the ground and started screaming.

"My hip!" he screamed, whilst clutching his heart, "OH THE PAIN!"

Jacob looked worried and leaned down to help him. "You okay old man?" Aro leaped up and grabbed his nose. "GOT YOUR CONK!" and he started laughing manically. "Ha, ha, ha!"

"WTF?" Jacob looked at the rest of the wolves and raised his eyebrows.

"IDK, my bff Jill?" responded Leah.

"You're not suggesting that I kidnapped the real Dance Master of the Universe, stole their uniform, and tied them up and stuffed them in that tree are you?" asked Aro.

Brady rushed over to the tree, and pulled an old white haired man out of the tree.

"GASP!" everyone gasped.

"That's him!" shouted the old man, pointing at Aro. "That's the crazy guy that jumped me and stuffed me in this tree."

"ALRIGHT!" shouted Aro. "Maybe I'm not the "Dance Master of the Universe". Maybe I am just a vampire named Aro. But if I was Dance Master of the Universe, I'D BE THE GREATEST DANCE MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE IN ALL THE LAND!"

"Forget this!" screamed Leah. "AFTER HIM BOYS!"

But before the werewolves could catch him, he shouted, "I will now hop on my platypus and ride into the sunset." he started making chicken noises and walking like a cowboy until he reached the tree the old man had been pulled out of, and jumped in. Collin ran to the tree and looked in.

"He's gone!" he said in wonder.

Everyone looked at each other. "Dance Party?" asked Leah with a smile. And the music started again and everyone started dancing till 9 in the Afternoon (cuz that was Paul's bed time.)

a/n: This chapter is dedicated to my wonderful reviewers, who's reviews make me all warm and tingly inside. Want to be invited to their werewolf dance party? REVIEW!