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Song Used: Genie In A Bottle- Christina Aguilera

Back at the Cullen's:

"Rosalie!" screamed Emmett, bursting into her room, "I've been thinking!"

"OH GOD NOT AGAIN!" hollered Carlisle from downstairs.

"IT'S A SIGN OF THE APOCOLYPSE!" shouted Jasper.

"Emmett," scolded Rosalie, "What have we told you about thinking?"

"But Rosalie!" pouted Emmett, "This time I've thought of something smurt!"

"Well let's hear it," she sighed, "so I can tell you not to do it."

"Well, Aro, and I put the potion that makes us burst into song in all the vents and stuff…"

"WHAT?" screeched Rosalie, "YOU DID THIS TO US?"

"BUT WAIT!" Emmett continued, "IT GETS BETTER! So yeah, the potions all in the vents and stuff, but Aro is always here. So I was thinking, since he hasn't burst into song, he must have a cure!"

"That is actually a good idea," said Rosalie in awe."

"IT'S A SIGN OF THE APOCOLPYSE!" shouted Jasper again.

"SHUT UP!" screamed Alice from the same room, "YOU'RE NOT DONE WITH YOUR MACARONI SCULPTURE!"

Edward, who had heard Emmett's thoughts, burst into the room. "I heard everything!" said Edward, "and Ima call the werewolves so we could come up with a plan to steal the cure together." He pulled out his cell phone and pressed 1.

"A werewolf is your number 1?" asked Emmett in surprise.

"Well yeah," said Edward, "You've got to do bros before hoes, and if I put my family as my number one I look like I have no friends."

Rosalie shrugged. "Makes sense."

"YO SETH!" said Edward into the phone. "MY HOMIE G GANGSTER SKILLET!" there was a pause where Seth said something.

"No," said Edward, "We've got an idea on how to stop Aro."

There was a girly scream from Seth's end and then a loud THUD.

"Umm…yeah," said Edward. "See you soon. Bye Leah." and right as he hung up, Seth could be heard saying, "Not cool boo boo."

Back With the Werewolves…

"OKAY!" shouted Leah, "Everyone into the car!"

"Why?" asked Embry.

"Were gonna stop Aro!"

"AWWWWWWWWWW." moaned Seth. "Does this mean no more werewolf dance parties?"

"OF COURSE NOT!" gasped Leah. "NOW INTO THE BAT MOBILE YOU STUPID DOGS!" and everyone grumbled and got in the car. "I like this job," giggled Leah from the front seat as everyone buckled themselves in. "I like it a lot. OOH! I WANNA DRIVE!" and she shoved Paul out of the moving vehicle and took the wheel.

In Front Of The Cullen's House…

"Everyone, wait for a second," said Leah, as the screen on the Bat Mobile flashed the word, "LOITER." after a second it flashed the word, "INTIMIDATE," and everyone climbed out."

Outside of the Cullen's house was a group of groupies. "HEY!" shouted Mike Newton, who was one of them, "Why do you guys get to see the Cullens? What makes you so different from us?"

"I'M NOT WEARING HOCKEY PADS!" snapped Jacob, before going into the house.

"We've caught Aro!" greeted Carlisle, as the wolf pack walked in. "It was actually really easy, all we had to do was bake some cookies and he came running."

"Don't hurt me!" screamed Aro, "I COME IN PEACE, NOT IN PIECES!"

Quil walked over and slammed Aro's head against the table he was chained too.

"OW…" complained Aro, "Never start with the head, your victims get all fuzzy…"

Alice slapped Aro.

"Alice," said Esme kindly, "You have to ask a question first."

Alice turned back to Aro. "WHAT COLOR IS MY UNDERWEAR?" and then she slapped him again.

"Alice," said Carlisle, "No one could possibly answer that except you. And maybe…" everyone turned to look at Jasper.

"Oh God," moaned Edward, "Now I know too."

"AHEM." Said Sam.

"Oh right," said Carlisle.

"So," said Jared, "Where are you hiding the cure?"

"What cure?" said Aro, in confusion.

"The one you're hiding!" answered Jared.

"I don't know what you're talking about."

Leah groaned. "If we're gonna play games," she said, "I'm gonna need some coffee."

"Oh." said Aro, "The old good cop bad cop routine."

"Not exactly."

"Listen," said Esme, "We just want to know what makes it so you don't burst into song like the rest of us."

"OH CONTRAIRE!" Aro screamed. "BUT I DO!"

And with that, the background music started.

"OMC!" screamed Embry, "THERE-"

"DON'T EVEN START!" Leah screamed back.

"Oh…/ I feel like I've been locked up tight/ For a century of lonely nights/ Waiting for someone/ To release me/ You're licking your lips and blowing kisses my way/ But that don't mean I'm gonna give it away/ Baby, baby, baby/ (baby, baby, baby)/ Oh whoa…/ My body's saying let's go/ Oh whoa…/ But my heart is saying no (no)/ If you wanna be with me, baby/ There's a price you pay/ I'm a genie in a bottle/ You gotta rub me the right way/ If you wanna be with me/ I can make your wish come true/ You gotta make a big impression/ I gotta like what you do/ I'm a genie in a bottle, baby/ Gotta rub me the right way, honey/ I'm a genie in a bottle, baby/ Come, come, come and let me out/"

"OH GOD!" moaned Emmett, "THIS IS WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS!"

"MY EARS! THEY FEEL VIOLATED!" screamed Alice.

Edward ran to the window and prepared to jump out.

"From here, the height won't kill you," said Jared.

"I'm counting on that." said Edward, and he jumped.

" The music's playing and the lights' down low/ One more dance and then we're good to go/ Waiting for someone/ Who needs me/ Hormones racing at the speed of light/ But that don't mean it's gonna be tonight/ Baby, baby, baby/ (baby, baby, baby)/ Oh whoa…/ My body's saying let's go/ Oh whoa…/ But my heart is saying no (no)/ If you wanna be with me/ Baby, there's a price you pay/ I'm a genie in a bottle/ You gotta rub me the right way/ If you wanna be with me/ I can make your wish come true/ Come and set me free, baby/ And I'll be with you/"

"THIS IS TORTURE!" cried Sam.

"EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!" cried Seth.

" I'm a genie in a bottle, baby/ Gotta rub me the right way, honey/ I'm a genie in a bottle, baby/ Come, come, come and let me out/ Oh whoa…/ My body's saying let's go/ Oh whoa…/ But my heart is saying no (no)/ If you wanna be with me, baby/ There's a price you pay/ I'm a genie in a bottle/ You gotta rub the right way/ If you wanna be with me/ I can make your wish come true/ You gotta make a big impression/ I gotta like what you do/ If you wanna be with me, baby/ There's a price you pay/ I'm a genie in a bottle / You gotta rub me the right way/ If you wanna be with me/ I can make your wish come true/ Come and set me free, baby/ And I'll be with you/ I'm a genie in a bottle, baby/ Come, come, come and let me out."

"Is it over?" asked Leah, who had covered her ears and closed her eyes.

"Yeah," said Jacob, "I think we're gonna live."

"It's okay Jasper." said Alice, trying to coax Jasper out of the fetal position.

"HA HA HA HEE HEE HEE HO HO HO!" laughed Aro.

"Emmett." said Rosalie in a deadly voice.

"Yes?"

"DON'T EVER THINK AGAIN!"

"Yes Ma'am."

"Hey," asked Alice, "Where's Aro?"

Everyone looked to see where he was but all they found was a note.

Riddle Me This,

Riddle Me That,

You've just been powned,

But I won't stay to chat.

Love and Kisses, and also Cookies,

Aro The Magnificent

"Humph." said Emmett, Heath Ledger as the Joker was way hotter than the Riddler."

"I guess." said Alice, "But Batman was hotter."

"OH NO YOU DIDN'T!" said Emmett, snapping his fingers in a Z formation. "HEATH LEDGER WAS THE HOTTEST PERSON ALIVE!" Emmett started to sob. "REST IN PEACE HEATH!"

"No," said Jasper, "Batman's definitely hottest."

"That doesn't bother you?" asked Quil in surprise. "That your boyfriend thinks Batman's hot too?"

Leah turned to look at him. "Dude. He's Batman."

"Point!" said Rosalie.

"Well…" said Seth, "Now that that's over…"

"MYTHICAL CREATURE DANCE PARTY!"

a/n: 40 reviews! OMC! I feel loved. So I made an extra long chapter! Only that was an accident. I went and saw The Dark Knight yesterday, (IMA SEE IT AGAIN TOMOROW!) and it is amazing and I quoted it alot in this chapter. So yeah. REVIEW! And tell me if you'd rather see Heath Ledger or Batman in the next chapter. One of them gets a cameo!