Disclamer: I don't own Batman, Twilight, Lilo and Stitch or Charlie's Angels.

Songs Used: Independant Woman- Destiny's Child

Back At Emily's House…

"This movie is so awesome!" said Jared enthusiastically. "Charlie's Angels are like, BAM! In yo face!"

"Yeah." agreed Paul, "Too bad we got Leah instead of one of them."

"AHEM!"

"Oh god," said Embry, when he saw a very angry looking Leah and a very nervous Emily and Kim in the doorway.

"EXCUSE ME?" she snarled. "I COME BACK FROM AN HOUR LONG SHOPPING TRIP AND YOU GUYS START A SMACK TALK LEAH MEETING?"

"It's not like that!" said Sam, walking towards her. She hissed at him, so he turned to Emily.

"Don't look at me." she said. "We caught you red- handed."

"Yeah," said Kim. "You think were stupid enough to get involved in this?"

"Spare me Leah!" Quil screamed. "I WASN'T INVOLVED IN THIS! THINK OF CLAIRE!"

"It was all them!" screamed Jacob, bowing down in front of her. "I'D NEVER BETRAY YOU LIKE THIS!"

Leah was fuming. "You have 10 seconds." Leah said to Paul in a deadly voice. "Make your last requests, try to convince me not to hurt you, or run for it. You've got 10 seconds."

"Well," said Paul nervously, after noticing Kim and Emily were blocking the door, "You have to admit, THEY never have to be saved. THEY coulda handled that new born on there own." he turned to Jacob for support, but Jacob was looking pointedly away.

Everyone cowered, expecting Leah to throw a hissy fit. Or kill Paul, either or. But to everyone's surprise, the background music started.

"OMC!" screamed Embry, "TH- actually, never mind." he side glanced at Leah.

"Lucy Liu... with my girl, Drew... Cameron D. and Destiny/ Charlie's Angels/ Come on/ Uh uh uh!" cheered Kim.

"Question: Tell me what you think about me/ I buy my own diamonds and I buy my own rings/ Only ring your cell-y when I'm feelin lonely/ When it's all over please get up and leave/ Question: Tell me how you feel about this/ Try to control me boy you get dismissed/ Pay my own fun, oh and I pay my own bills/ Always 50/50 in relationships!"

Leah: The shoes on my feet

Emily and Kim: I've bought it

Leah: The clothes I'm wearing

Emily and Kim: I've bought it

Leah: The rock I'm rockin'

Emily and Kim: I've bought it

Leah: 'Cause I depend on me/ If I wanted the watch you're wearin'

Emily and Kim: I'll buy it

Leah: The house I live in

Emily and Kim: I've bought it

Leah: The car I'm driving

Emily and Kim: I've bought it

Leah: I depend on me/ (I depend on me)/All the women who are independent/ Throw your hands up at me/ All the honeys who makin' money/ Throw your hands up at me/All the mommas who profit dollas/ Throw your hands up at me/ All the ladies who truly feel me/ Throw your hands up at me/

Emily: Girl I didn't know you could get down like that/ Charlie, how your Angels get down like that/ Girl I didn't know you could get down like that/ Charlie, how your Angels get down like that/

Leah: Tell me how you feel about this/ Do what I want live how I wanna live/ I worked hard and sacrificed to get what I get/ Ladies, it ain't easy bein' independent/ Question: How'd you like this knowledge that I brought/ Braggin' on that cash that he gave you is a front/ If you're gonna brag make sure it's your money you flaunt/Depend on no one else to give you what you want/ The shoes on my feet

Emily and Kim: I've bought it

Leah: The clothes I'm wearing

Emily and Kim: I've bought it

Leah: The rock I'm rockin'

Emily and Kim: I've bought it

Leah: 'Cause I depend on me/ If I wanted the watch you're wearin'/

Emily and Kim: I'll buy it

Leah: The house I live in

Emily and Kim: I've bought it

Leah: The car I'm driving

Emily and Kim: I've bought it

Leah: I depend on me/ (I depend on me)/ All the women who are independent/ Throw your hands up at me/All the honeys who makin' money/Throw your hands up at me/All the mommas who profit dollas/Throw your hands up at me/All the ladies who truly feel me/Throw your hands up at me

Kim: Girl I didn't know you could get down like that/Charlie, how your Angels get down like that/Girl I didn't know you could get down like that/Charlie, how your Angels get down like that

Leah: Destiny's Child

Emily and Kim: Wassup?

Leah: You in the house?

Emily and Kim: Sure 'nuff

Leah: We'll break these people off Angel style

Emily and Kim: (Leah's gone all Beyonce in the background) Child of Destiny/Independent beauty/No one else takes care of me/Charlie's Angels

Leah: Whoa/All the women who are independent/Throw your hands up at me/All the honeys who makin' money/Throw your hands up at me/All the mommas who profit dollas/Throw your hands up at me/All the ladies who truly feel me/Throw your hands up at me/

Emily: Girl I didn't know you could get down like that/Charlie, how your Angels get down like that/"

"Oh snap!" said Kim, snapping her fingers in a Z Formation. "You guys just got burned!"

"Is there a snake in here?" asked Emily, "Cause I hear a DISSSSSSSSSS!"

Leah smiled. She turned to walk outside, and then let out a girly scream. "OMBM!" she screamed. Everyone ran to see what had happened.

And there, in the flesh, stood Batman! (a/n: you pick which one, the animated one, the comic book one, the Christian Bale one, which is the one I'm using…). At that point, all the girls and Brady swooned, and all the guys glowered and tried to look tougher than him.

"Can we help you?" asked Emily, sounding breathless.

"Umm, well…" he said, eyeing all the half-naked male werewolves, "I was chasing the joker and he led me here…but maybe I'll just leave…"

"OH MY GOD!" said Leah, and then she fainted.

"Are you okay?" asked Batman, rushing to her side.

"I am now," she said, with a very un-Leahish giggle.

"OH COME ON!" shouted Jacob in exasperation. "You have GOT to be kidding me."

"Yeah." said Quil, glaring, "what happened to all that 'independent woman' stuff you were saying earlier?"

"Well maybe you guys could just replace me with a Charlie's angel!" she snapped back.

"I think I'm just gonna leave…" said Batman, helping Leah to her feet.

There was a girly scream, and Aro came crashing down from the roof. Leah caught him.

"There you are, Leah of the Leashes!" said Aro thankfully. He pointed at Batman. "That man is trying to kill me! Beat him up!"

"Are you kidding me?" Leah asked. She turned to Batman. "This isn't the joker." she said with a sigh. "No, he's just the local nut case bent on destroying our sanity."

Batman sighed. "I see." he said. "Well back to Gotham then."

"OH NO YOU DON'T!" screamed Alice, bursting through the woods. She flung herself into Batman's arms, and Jasper followed shortly.

"We're your biggest fans!" he squealed.

"Ummm," Batman said awkwardly, "get off me."

"Okay," said Sam finally, rubbing his temples, "restrain them. Let the poor man go."

"Thank you!" said Jacob, pulling Leah off of Batman seeing as she had reattached herself. Seth grabbed Alice and Embry grabbed Jasper.

As batman jumped in his bat mobile and drove away, Alice burst into non- existent tears and slapped Seth. "I CAN'T BELIEVE HE GOT AWAY!"

"I KNOW!" wailed Jasper. "I COULD KILL MYSELF!"

"Are you going to cry too?" Jacob asked Leah nervously.

"No." she said. "But if I ever turn into a rabid fangirl like that again, hit me with a crowbar or something."

"Will do."

Aro was staring after the Batmobile, pointed at it, and jumped in place a few times. Then he clapped his hands and seemed to concentrate.

"WTF?" asked Jared.

"You've never seen Lilo and Stitch?" asked Aro, turning around. "WATCH IT! THEN YOU'LL UNDERSTAND!"

And then Aro jumped in the nearest car, (which happened to be Paul's) and attempted to mimic the Batmobile. He crashed into a tree.

"So what now?" asked Sam.

"We could all go watch Lilo and Stitch." suggested Jared. Everyone shrugged and walked into Emily's house.

Leah turned to Emily and Kim. "Wow," she said in awe, "You guys have got the best self control!" Then she bounced into the house.

After they were sure she was gone, Emily started to cry. "IF ONLY WE HADN'T BEEN IMPRINTED ON!"

"I KNOW!" wailed Kim. "THAT BIZNATCH DOES NOT KNOW HOW LUCKY SHE WAS!"

A/N: So I was going through some of my older cds, which was the reason for this song and the last one, and I just had to do this song. When I first wrote it, Leah was actually in a mall starting a riot, but then I rewrote it cuz it was too much like a one-shot I wrote (which I will post eventually.) And you are all lucky I posted this today, because I was going to wait and milk you for reviews (insert evil laughter here) but I love you all so much that I decided to post it today. You know what you should do to repay me? REVIEW! Because reviews make for a happy me, and a happy me makes for an insane Aro. And we all want that, don't we?