Cullens and Computers
Bella: clumsylamb
Jacob: Alphadawg/leechluvr
Edward:Super_Hott_Lion
Renesmee: Lovesdawgs
Alice:psychicshorty
Rosalie:drop. dead. gorgeous
Jasper: superfly-emo-soldier
Emmett:Super. Teddy. Bear
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Super_ Hott_Lion: Wow Emmett! I love your name. ;P hahahahahaha
Super. Teddy. Bear: Don't make fun of the name Eddy-kins
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superfly-emo-soldier: Why are Emmett and Edward fighting?
*Emmett and Edward are in the backyard fighting. Edward: DON'T CALL ME EDDIE-KINS!!! Emmett: don't make fun of my name then*
Alphadawg/leechluvr: Maybe Emmett will kill Edward. Yay!!! then me and Nessie can get together and be BF and GF!! : )
superfly-emo-soldier: Don't get too happy Jake.
Alphadawg/leechluvr: Aww, come on Jazz, cut me some slack. I imprinted on her for God's sake! Jeesh
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Super_Hott_Lion: Aha! So you still love Bella, Jake!!
lovesdawgs: WHAT!?! You loved my mom? You still do? :(...
Alphadawg/leechluvr: NO! Nessie, I don't love your mom, I love YOU!!!!!!!
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Super_Hott_Lion: haha Nessie hates you. I AM AMAZING!!!!!!
Alphadawg/leechluvr: what do you mean Nessie hates me? I can't live with that.
Super_Hott_lion: So go kill yourself. I can hear her thoughts, she wants you to.
Alphadawg/leechluvr: O.K.! WAIT!!!!! you want me too, don't you? Nessie wouldn't want me to commit suicide, would she?
Super_Hott_Lion: crap, my genius plan failed!!
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clumsylamb: Hi guys!!
Alphadawg/leechluvr: *in a whiny tone* Bella, Edward said that Nessie wants me to kill myself.
clumsylamb: Edward, what did you do to Jake?
Super_Hott_Lion:.... *gasps and puts hands over mouth*
clumsylamb: What!?!?! Edward, why would you tell her that!?! You probably just broke her heart, and she'll never fully trust me again, you retard!!
Super. Teddy. Bear: oooooooh I'm telling Rosie that you hurt Nessie, Jake
Alphadawg/leechluvr:NO! Not Blondie!! :0
drop. dead. gorgeous: Did you hurt Nessie, DOG!!! I WILL KILL YOU
Alphadawg/leechluvr: Fine, bring it. I'm tired of being terrorized by YOU.
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*Everyone looks out their windows into the backyard and see Jacob and Rosalie fighting. Then Jacob rippes Rose's hand off. Then everyone sees Emmett going out, picking up Rose's hand, says "I'm coming my love", then runs after Rose.*
Super_Hott_Lion: …. OMG!!!!
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lovesdawgs: Wow Jake you looked soo strong *blushes*
Alphadawg/leechluvr: Why, thanks Nessie *flexes biceps*
Super_Hott_Lion:STOP FLIRTING WITH MY DAUGHTER IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE, DOG!!!!!
Alphadawg/leechluvr: O.K. *looks around, scared*