Author's Note: Ok the reason this is in the Yu Yu Hakusho section is because it happens to be the first anime that shows up in this story. That doesn't mean that the ONLY characters you'll see are from Yu Yu Hakusho. Also, I'm changing the POV to omniscient narrator because it got too awkward writing in first-person POV.
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho characters. Heck, I don't own anything in this story. Not even the other characters. Because the other characters are my friends. And they own themselves. And the text belongs to whomever it belongs to. In short, I don't own anything. And I don't claim to own anything.
Poke. Poke. Belinda's eyes fluttered open and she found herself staring up at a hole in the ceiling. The person sitting beside her let out a sigh of relief. "Whew, I thought you guys were dead or something." She turned her head.
"Uh, where am I and why is there a hole in the ceiling?" The guy looked at her, puzzled.
"Don't you remember?" She shook her head. "Oh. Well, I just woke up right, because I'm a late riser. So I was just about to get out of bed and meet up with my friends when all of a sudden a chunk of my ceiling comes falling down. I got really mad then because the landlord will probably have me pay for the damages and I don't make that much money, with a ramen stand and all. I was going to wake you guys up and make you guys pay but then I saw that you guys were actually kids." He scratched the back of his head and grinned. "But this is sure nostalgic. I used to mess around a lot too, when I was your age."
"Ugh, my head." Lucia struggled to push the planks off herself. "Well that's the last time I'm ever going through unidentified portals in Wood Shop class." She rubbed the back of her head. "Freakin' Ben, activating the stupid portal. I bet Mr. Syjra's going to be even more mad at our mess now... Ow..." She looked up and saw Belinda staring at her. "Oh hey Belinda! Where the hell are we?"
"Well, apparently, we fell in through some guy's ceiling." She pointed to the guy. "Does he look like someone from a different dimension to you? I think our theory was wrong."
Lucia's eyes grew huge. "OMG. Our theory was way off. Belinda, don't you realize who that is?"
"No, who?"
"That's Yuusuke from Yu Yu Hakusho!"
Belinda's eyes also grew large. "Isn't Yu Yu Hakusho an anime?"
"Yes. Which could only mean..."
Both their jaws dropped in a very comical anime-styled way. Yuusuke sweat-dropped. "Uh... what are you guys saying?"
Lucia quickly recovered and turned to Yuusuke. "Do you have a friend named Kurama?"
"Uh... yes? Wait, how'd you know?" He gave her a suspicious look. "Unless... you... you're... A PSYCHIC!!" He began jumping up and down. "WOW! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO MEET ONE OF YOU PSYCHIC PEOPLE! I MEAN, I HAVE SPIRIT ABILITIES AND ALL BUT BEING ABLE TO TELL THE FUTURE IS STILL REALLY AWESOME!!"
"Uh, no... actually... I-"
"I GOT TO GO TELL KURAMA AND HIEI AND KUWABARA RIGHT THIS SECOND!" He grabbed his coat and ran to the door. "THIS IS SO AWESOME! THEY TOLD ME PSYCHICS DIDN'T EXIST! NOW I CAN PROVE THEM WRONG!" In about two seconds, be was running down the sidewalk. "KURAMA!! HIEI!!! KUWABARA!!!! I FOUND AN ACTUAL PSYCHIC!!!"
The neighbor opened a window. "SHUT UP AND LET PEOPLE SLEEP, YOU LOUSY BASTARD!!"
Belinda sweat-dropped and resumed her task of waking up the remaining unconscious Anime Club members. Lucia went over to the biggest pile of rubble and pulled some pieces of wood out.
"Hey Belinda, you think maybe we should help the guy fix his roof? I mean, we did mess it up really badly." She examined the largest piece of wood and added, "Well it's no wonder his ceiling collapsed. Look at this crappy wood!"
"Yeah, yeah, stop obsessing over the ceiling and help me wake up our club members."
"'kay..." She sat down on her heels and began poking (more like slapping) her fellow peers awake.
"OW!! WTF WAS THAT FOR, LUCIA?!"
"AGH!! YOU GOT MY EYE!!"
"SHUT UP! BELINDA TOLD ME TO WAKE YOU GUYS UP SO STOP COMPLAININ'!!"
"WHERE THE HECK ARE WE?"
"Hey this isn't Wood shop. Why is there wood everywhere?"
"YOU STEPPED ON MY TOE!!"
"SHUT UP OR I'LL STEP ON EVERYONE'S TOE!!"
"..."
The Anime Club members all hung their heads in shame. "We're very sorry, Belinda."
"Sheesh, you people make a scene wherever we are. It's a wonder the neighbors haven't called the cops on us yet." She glanced out the window. "Oh, looks like he's back."
They're heads all popped back up. "He? Who's he?"
Belinda smirked. "You'll see." The door bursted open.
"Oh," Lucia remarked. "It's just Yuusuke. And you brought your friends too."
"SEE? WHAT DID I TELL YOU?! THEY'RE PSYCHIC!! THEY KNOW ALL OUR NAMES AND STUFF TOO!! AND THEY CAME FALLING IN THROUGH THE ROOF!!"
"...Well in that case, they could just be demons." Hiei reached for his sword. "What do you want with us? Speak the truth or we'll cut your heads open."
"Wait, Hiei." Kurama stepped forward. "These people do not have any sort of demonic aura. From my point of view, it seems they are merely unlucky children who somehow managed to fall through the roof."
"Yeah, Urameshi. They don't have an ounce of spirit energy in them. How can these kids be psychic?"
But of course Yuusuke didn't listen to them. "They're psychic all right? I know they're psychic. Right? Aren't you guys psychic?"
"Uh..." All eyes turned to Belinda.
"Wow, Belinda, what'd you tell this guy?"
"Hey, it wasn't me, all right? Lucia happened to figure out who the guy was and asked him a random question."
What'd you ask him?"
"I asked him if he had a friend named Kurama."
"Why would you ask him that?"
"I recognized his character. He's Urameshi Yuusuke from Yu Yu Hakusho. It's one of my favorite anime so I identified him easily. But he doesn't realize he's an anime character I guess, because he thinks I'm psychic."
"Wait, what do you think will happen if we tell them that they're all anime characters?"
"Don't try it. It'll be a problem if this Yu Yu Hakusho dimension blows up."
"Hey, maybe we'll get back if we blow up this dimension."
"Yeah, and maybe we'll all get killed."
"Uh... not to cut into your discussion or anything, but we have a 4-feet-10 chibi who seems ready to cut us all open with his sword, not to mention burn us to a crisp with his dark dragon flame. So could we hurry it up here?"
"Right." Jenny turned to Yuusuke. "The truth is, we're not psychic. We just know all about you because in our world, you guys are a cartoon show."
"Oh crap. She's done it now."
"We're all going to die."
"You know, before we die, I just want to tell you all that I really loved you guys and-"
"SHUT UP!!"
"..."
"Yes, Belinda."
But Yuusuke just cocked his head to the side. "Cartoon show?"
"Er... yeah." Belinda stepped in. "You guys are such great heroes that our world made a cartoon about you guys! And we know everything about you guys because of that show!"
"Liars." All heads turned to Hiei, who glared at the newcomers. "There are only three worlds in this universe," he remarked coldly. "And none of them have released any kind of media that could let you know EVERYTHING about us." He drew his sword and pointed it at them. "I suggest you tell the truth this time."
All of a sudden one of the windows in the room blew up.
"Quickly," Belinda ordered. "Jump out through the window!" the rest, seeing the ready-to-murder look on Hiei's face, decided to comply. They all jumped out the window just as an evil demon was about to enter. The evil demon sweat-dropped at the sight of angry Hiei and decided that it wanted to live another day. Then it saw the tasty-looking 14-year-old Anime Club members and realized it was hungry.
"RAWR!! PUNY HUMANS!! PREPARE TO BECOME LUNCH!"
"HOLY CRAP!! THAT BIG FAT UGLY THING'S AFTER US!!! RUN!!!"
"NO WAIT! IF WE'RE IN ANIME WORLD WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO USE MAGIC!"
"WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR EXPERIMENTS!! JUST RUN!!"
"I KNEW WE SHOULDN'T HAVE TOUCHED THE PORTAL!!"
Yuusuke blinked, then grabbed Hiei's collar and began shaking him in a comical way.
"YOU CHASED THEM AWAY YOU BASTARD!! I WAS GOING TO HAVE NEW FRIENDS WHO WERE PSYCHICS BUT YOU CHASED THEM AWAY!!!"
Kuwabara and Kurama sweat-dropped, then jumped out the window to deal with the demon.
Ok I think it got kinda messy towards the end. The characters are probably a bit OOC (ok, VERY OOC) but this is my first fanfic so please bear with me. Critique and tips are appreciated. Complaints about the characters I created or the anime characters being OOC will be ignored. (Ok, maybe not ignored if you can tell me how to improve the anime characters and make them sound less OOC. Because I generally don't pay attention to characters.)